Got a good chuckle out of this one. I wouldn’t recommend it but…

I just got my Federal tax return “Returned”! I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my tax return back!!
I guess it was because of my response to the line which said “List All Dependents.”  I replied: “12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crackheads, 42 million deadbeats on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in Congress.”

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. So I sent it back with a question …”Did I forget someone?”

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