Posts Tagged ‘The Other McCain’

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It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…

Won’t you be, my neighbor?

Hi boys and girls.

Welcome to Mr. Robot’s neighborhood.

A lot has been happening over the last few weeks, and sometimes we get so busy that we forget to take time for friends. to smell the roses so to speak.

There are lots of flower gardens in Mr. Robot’s neighborhood. There are lilies, daffodils, dandelions, azaleas, obaminions, daisys, Chaz Yonsons. Not to mention the rose bushes.

And speaking of roses, it’s been a while since we’ve gone to see our friend Carol who, strangely, makes the robot dream of electric sheep. (shhhh – Don’t go there. This is a PG 13 show.)

Would you kids like to come with me to visit the nice ladies in the neighborhood? Sure you would. Let’s go.

Carol has been busy decorating and adding her own brand of Christmas spice to her No Sheeples Here! website. She has also been honored with a nomination for the “Grande Conservative Blogress Diva 2011” award from Gay Patriot. And we here at the Robot’s Pub and Pool Hall congratulate her for this most deserved nomination.

Just beyond Carol’s abode is one of my favorite magnolia blossoms, Obi’s Sister. I wonder what Obi’s Sister has been up to this week? Let’s peek in to find out….
Look! she’s found Teh Awesome.

Also:

AP Soils Itself – Shame On Them

You mean all we had to do was just ASK?

C.S. Lewis is just a children’s author. Who knew?

The Metaphors Keep Rollin’ In

Obi’s Sister always brings the good stuff to the party.

Down the road a little more, we find Opus#6 doing some redecorating of her own.

Good for her. Woodsterman does indeed have a knack for the olde school workmanship.

Opie shares that bit of beauty with us and in the post before, asks us to answer this sobering question:

Tell me again how Islam is the religion of Peace?

One wonders what can possibly be the reasoning of the Democrat party to align with people such as this.

Then we find her giving no slack to the President and his regime and offering another thoughtful rumination for our consideration.

As we walk down the streets and lanes of Mr. Robot’s Neighborhood we also find some other great things on display and ladies espousing their unique points of view.

Here’s a random sampling:

Walmart Terror

Fat People: A Threat to National Security

Naancy Pelosi and the rest of the democrats are more than slightly insane…

They are a cranky bunch over there on the left. I like it!

Christmas is Coming, HERE’S HELP!

Criticizing Islam: International Crime?

Paul Ryan Rocks It in Congress: Schools the Spendthrift Morons on the American Dream & the Impact When Taxes Are Raised (video)

Names to Remember: Senate Sponsors of the Dream Act

So where, exactly, do you think your money is safe?

Social conservatives battle fiscal conservatives for the soul of the Tea Party

One of These Things Is Not Like the Other.

Deja Vu: Duck and Cover “New” Policy for Nuclear Attack

TSA misses another security breach

Feds Force Oklahoma Bank to Remove Crosses and Bible Verse

Santa’s “Naughty or Nice” List: Liberty Counsel Publishes List of Retailers

Incoming!

Good Example

Books for young readers

Obama admits “there’s a sense he hasn’t been successful”

Love Condi! Meet Leeza…

To Sexist AP, HuffPo Inanely Bashing Palin Is More Important Than Helping Haiti

Class Warfare, Revolution, Civil Unrest and the Unified Quest 2011

My Christmas 2010 Book-Giving Guide

Merry Christmas Patriots! Good News! Santa Claus is a Republican!

Rush Goes RINO Hunting!

World Thought Police – Part 1

Politico calls Obama a “duffer”

*sniff* Say it isn’t so! *sniff* – Merry Christmas Cassandra. Robo-love to you and yours.

Season’s Greetings and Merry Christmas!

How Women Dress in the Workplace – Woman Honor Thyself

The Mexican Blackbird…

Beware Those Who Seek Absolute Power

Gifts & Good Reads Linkaround

Journey to the Western Sahara.

Video: The 12 Days Of Christmas Winter

Hey, What Happened to Fixing our Image Around the World?

NOW Hags Target Hooters, Claiming The Restaurant Sells Sex To Kids

WikiLeaks: Cuba banned Sicko for depicting ‘mythical’ healthcare system

You think you have property rights? Think again.

They’re Called Boobs: the Toxic Lies of Erin Brockovich

Textbook Post #3: Blogging Is A Real Learning Experience

Go Christmas Shopping at Second Hand Rose

UPDATE: I missed this yesterday which could have been a worse mistake but for finding it today. Which is to say, how fortunate for those of you who had also missed it, because now, you haven’t.

Due to the thoughtful presentation and thorough documentation of the following article,  it will be included on the “Prime” page of this blog for future reference.

Bravo Fuzzy.

History Class (Circa 2100)

Thanks to all these ladies for their hard work, for making my little neighborhood look and smell so nice, and for keeping your sharp eyes out for the monsters under the bed, or in the White House.

Merry Christmas ladies, and to you readers who put up with a drunken automaton.

Do those guys ransacking the diner remind you of our Congress?

Does Fiona bring to mind someone trying hard to ignore the destruction of our constitution?

Does Fiona meet with The Other McCain’s or Wombat’s *ahem* strict Rule 5 specifications?

Patience, grasshopper. Sunday awaits.

With todays excursion into the Rule 5 jungle, we find the very lovely Gemma Atkinson, lounging in various pieces of lingerie.

How fortunate for us.

Rawr.

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Since Christina Aguilera debuted into the film world this week with the release of Burlesque, we here at the robot take pleasure in honoring the talented lady with some wallpapers ala The Other McCain’s Rule 5.

As usual, these all embiggen with the clickin’.

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It’s time for a break from the political realm.

Time to step back for a moment and remember that beauty, and reason for wonderment abound.  It’s all around us. Take for example, this lovely lady, Veronika Zemanova. The good Lord has blessed this young lass with beauty and talents galore. It is our duty to admire his handiwork.

That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

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Have you been over to visit the Reaganite Republican lately? Well, if you haven’t, you have some catching up to do. RR’s been fired up of late and has a couple of must read articles worthy of your time.

Monday he sounded the Horn of Helm Hammerhand to rouse the napping TEA Partiers to vigilance in a post titled:

Devious Lame-Duck Dems: This is Why Companies Don’t Allow Fired Employees to Stay Another Month to Pilfer and Sabotage

As legislators return to the Hill today, don’t let the reported “slow start” to the congressional lame duck session lull you into complacency… rather expect the worst and keep your guard up for a sharp left-hook at anytime over the coming weeks.

Please do read the whole thing as it lays out all sorts of nastiness they are planning for what just might be the lamest session of congress evah.

Earlier, RR asked this pertinent question:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: WHY is Marco Rubio Backing John Cornyn for NRSC Chair…?

That’s right… the same John Cornyn that tried -and failed- to screw-over Rubio in Florida by putting-in the fix for Sunkist Crist is now running unopposed... and Marco Rubio reportedly supporting his bid to remain NRSC Chairman!

The unfortunate conclusion of which was also covered vigorously at The Other McCain.

Lately, RR piqued my interest with articles discussing backwoods inventive auto repair and international arms and drug smuggling.

In other news, over at American Power, Prof. Douglas points us to another illegal immigrant doing a job an American citizen just won’t do: Fresno State Student Body President.

He also reports that Nancy got the job.

And now for something completely different. A pseudo-man, a myth and an obsession with Sarah Palin’s Uterus. Good times.

Speaking of Sarah Palin and obsessions, Tina Fey Awarded First Douche Nozzle Prize.

One more thing.

Tell your Senators to pass the Tester-Hagan Amendment and the Manager’s Amendment to protect family farmers! – Do it now.

Have a nice evening.

It’s come to this. Obama has exhausted all options short of apologetically bowing to Osama bin Laden  himself. (Oh, he did? Never mind.) So exhausted are our options he must now call on the only unused item in the arsenal and he’s chosen the blogosphere’s very own Smitty to wield it.

The Troglopundit honors Smitty with his own neolithic version of a send off. Careful following the link. Be sure to place any beverages on a flat surface. Wouldn’t want to ruin any keyboards.

No Runny Eggs has posted his own, along with Steve Burri and No Sheeples Here.

UPDATE: YankeePhil chimes in.

Woo Hoo! The holy grail has been found! Now where did I put it?

The Other McCain features the Robot today with the The Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Award!

Welcome The Other McCain Readers!

Guess I should straighten things up around here. Just step right over those beer cans, I’ll get to those in a sec.

Thanks to you Stacy and Smitty or whoever it was I paid to rig the FMJRAA lottery. *nudge nudge*

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Speaking of ToM losing their mind, Stacy McCain is unfortunately losing the services of an incredible mind, and all around nice guy for a while.

It may be fitting that Smitty makes his deployment announcement today, Veterans Day, as he prepares to ship off to warmer, sandier, more hostile places. He also takes the occasion to offer us some righteous motivation.

A small sample:

… Liberty ain’t cheap, and rejecting Progressivism may resemble pain for a while. That’s not pain. That’s Socialist weakness leaving the country, and don’t let these liars sell you otherwise.  Stand and deliver, the way a Progressive cannot, for, at heart, modern Progressivism is a synonym for cowardice.

Hear! Hear!

In saying see-ya-later, he requests:

If I’ve done you any favors, I’d ask that you make this the single most linked post in this blog’s history.

I’m all over that.

Get back to the states as quick as you can, Smitty. Here’s praying for your safe return.

And Sir Smitty, a word of advice: If you see the Grail Shaped Beacon, follow it. Face the peril!

Congratulations are in order for owner/journalist R.S. McCain and for bottlewasher/janitor Smitty of The Other McCain because they passed the 5 million hits mark yesterday morning around 9 o’clock. Managing the monumental task in just over two and a-half years from March 2008. Impressive. Most impressive.

Robert Stacy McCain, the originator of such memes as the “Full Metal Jacket Reach Around” and babe blogging or what has simply become known as “Rule 5” has been a great asset to the blogging community and to the the political landscape of America these last years. No matter that his talents seem to go under appreciated by some convention circles. Your work is definitely worthy, Stacy. Even if your tenacity sometimes borders the line of cyber-stalker.

Then again, I’m looking to frame my first restraining order shortly so, I really have no room to offer advice. Whatever works for you bud. I say go for it.

Sadly, Stacy uses the occasion of the announcement to point out that our good friend Smitty, is being called to serve our country once again in the capacity of a REMF. I must admit stupidity to this new (to me) acronym and at first thought along the lines of MILF. But that brought to mind such horrible imagery, that my robotic brain threatened overload and quickly discharged the idea. After a quick search it turns out, happily, that REMF is shorthand for “Rockey Mountain Elk Foundation.” While the letters don’t match, it is still reassuring, although only slightly. If the Taliban are hiding in the Rockies, then we may very well be FUBAR.

Smitty, I hope you are able to rout the bastards out with God Speed and return to your rightful place of judging the worthiness of Rule 5 entries as soon as you possibly can. My sincere thanks and prayers go with you.

Be sure to stop by The Other McCain and congratulate them on a job well done.

Here’s to your next 5 million, fellas. May you reach that milestone in half the time.

H/T Troglopundit, Wyblog, Obi’s Sister, The Camp of the Saints, No Runny Eggs

But not for long!

The Robot’sz gonna get out his Sunday-go-to-meet’n-clothes ’cause his favorite lithe and lovely British heart-throb is back on the market!

Who, pray tell, sends me into such a tither?

Why, none other than the fabulousz, fantazmagorical Rachel Weisz! Yoo Hoo! I’ll be a little late comin’ home friendsz ’cause Daddy’sz got a sweet tooth tonight!

Sorry ’bout all you losersz who don’t have a chance in hell. She’sz all mine.

Herewith, a brief primer:

Click to super size.

Heart stopping, isn’t she?

Did someone say Rule 5?

Also, don’t forget to check out ToM’s Sunday Rule 5 Roundup.

A note received in the comments section helps sum up this week’s Rule 5 quite nicely, if in a round-about, truncated,  babel fish sort of way.

…Quite cool! I help your view!…

Well, I’m not sure about you, Mr. Anonymous Commenter, but Miss Vergara sure helps my view.

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Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more. Aye? Aye? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Aye? Aye?

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