Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Steven Crowder posted a pic yesterday that gave me an idea. Here’s the result.

 

Caption it.

The Troglopundit must be stopped!

First, he throws some lighter fluid on the already flimsy kindling that is the “when did bin Laden die” conspiracy.

(BTW, I like deathers too, but sharkers might work as well.)

Now he’s attempting to put to rest every conspiracy in the book!

JFK, The Truthers, The Moon Landing, Obama’s BC (You know where I stand on that one.) and now bin Laden, all in one fell swoop!

Hey, hold on there a minute, Bucko. Leave some meat for the rest of us wolves to chew on, would ya? If you disprove all of them, then we won’t be able to milk these things for more traffic until the Danica Patrick sex tape is released.

What? There is no Danica Patrick sex tape? Heh, that’s just what they told you.

As for bin Laden, everyone knows it was Smitty, in the hide, with the sniper rifle.

And now I hear that Belvedere has found the Mother Ship, Bigfoot and Elvis. Say it isn’t so!

Oh, and here’s an FYI: According to just about everyone on Twitter, the first rule of Seal Team Six is, there is no Seal Team Six.

Got it? Good.

Stay suspicious, my friends.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask .
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman

I didn’t check to verify if these were correctly attributed. In fact, I’d be surprised if any of them are with the exception of Jay Leno. But then, I don’t watch late night TV.

Blogging Note: My apologies for the lack of posting lately. I’ve been busy with other projects and while I’ve tried to find inspiration for some new essays or articles, I’m just too darn distracted to do the ideas any justice, so they are simmering on the back burner.

Hang in there. Both of you.

Your patience is appreciated.

Hey look, a Blogroll! Shiny! Shiny!

Been really busy the last few days, as both of you might have noticed. I’ll be back directly. Until then, you can put this in the too good not to share category.

I haven’t posted on the ‘Charlie Sheen winning’ debauchery because well, he’s such a publicity hound and he’s not doing himself or anyone else any favors by acting up like he is, more like being the role model from hell. Anyway, this cartoon summed it up for me.

Thanks to Sharon for the email.

I have a friend who has a big a problem with ‘bumper sticker politics.’
I wonder how loud he laughs at this.

Dude.

That is funny.

Unless you think about it.

Found on twitter feed#tcot.

@smalgov I miss Reagan If America were a car.. http://d.pr/jjq0 (via @alanqbristol ) #tcot

 

UPDATE: See Woodsterman’s post for more bumper sticker greatness.

UPDATE II: Carol found the “Idiot Light” – Priceless!

Also linked by Fishersville Mike,  Conservative Hideout, Paco Enterprises, Pirate’s Cove and The Classic Liberal.

Thanks!

A couple of Automotivators inspired by the Wisconsin public employees union protests.

Photos thanks to Ann Althouse here and here.

Around the blogosphere:

The Trog has a question about the happenings.

R.S. McCain has a list of employee salaries and wonders on a Cheesehead Revolution.

General Belvedere has a few choice words as well.

Also, my favorite frugal female has found the Wanted Poster of the Day Week Month.

Update: Chris hands the hypocrites their walking papers.

American Perspective found the Dem’s a hidey-hole.

Civil discourse?

Jesse Jackson: “Someone threw a protest and didn’t invite me?”

Shamus sez: ‘Edumicashun = Indoctrinashun’

and,

speaking of Spellchek…

Now, since it’s Friday, how about some music to fit the theme of this post?

Imagine that.

My friend Teresa from Teresamerica reminded me of a story that the lefties at the NAACP refuse to admonish members of their side for the raaaaacist calls for violence against Supreme Court Judge Clarence Thomas at the ‘Quarantine the Koch Brothers’ rally. Isn’t the NAACP supposed to be an advocate for civil rights much like the most righteous ACLU?

Oh. Right.

Hat Tip to Michael Berry for finding the Daily Caller story.

On a side note, while I was looking for other stories to go along with this one, I did a little Bing search for “dems denounce racist threats at rally‘ which I was sure would return a bazillion hits pointing to their outrage and calls for civility but instead, returned this result:

Funny how it easily found calls from republicans calling out their own for veering out of the pasture, and dems calling the TEA Party raaaaacists. Never mind the fact that none of those accusations were ever proven. Then, I thought, why not try the ‘News’ tab:

Hmmm. That’s interesting. No news at all? No dems have ever been reported to have denounced racism at any rally? I thought they were against racism. Bing, maybe I need to spell it out for you:

Notice it included the Egyptian denouncement of something or other, and down lower right, it found an article on Rep. Moran accusing republicans of being racist.

Then, the search engine politely asked me:

Do you want results only for democrats denounce racist threats at rally?

Absolutely!

Apparently, it doesn’t happen.

To be fair, I changed ‘democrat’ to republican’ and it didn’t find anything for those search terms in the ‘news’ tab either, but when switched to the ‘Web’ tab both search sets returned a larger set of results:

I’m not trying to prove anything here. Just noticing an interesting find and tweaking the geeks who program the search engines. I mean, really? Not one ‘News’ item for those search terms? I hear it on radio and read articles on that very subject almost every day. Why does a search engine have trouble spotting them? Is there a blind spot in your ‘News’ algorithm? (Al-Gore-ithm?)

Maybe Al forgot to include that bit of code when he invented the interwebz.

The man(?) who inspired the ‘All Palin February’ by vowing not to mention Sarah Palin for the entire month fails at his own resolution – on the first day!

Via Gateway Pundit, who also has video:

WaPo leftist Dana Milbank pledged to make February a Palin Free month.
He couldn’t even make it one day.

Nicely done, Dana.

We here at the ‘Robotic Institute for All Things Sarah’ feel your pain. We ourselves have pledged to not pledge and sworn to not swear. As a matter of flak, we’ve even gone so far as to not go far enough in our hypocrisy, so, to amend this error, erroneously, and without any androgyny or mistaking of the sexes, Dana, we, meaning me, will post a photo of Mrs. Palin so that you may gaze upon a future president who, in comparison, is far more qualified by the positions she has held than the America bashing, radical muslim loving, in-gracious, lying, sack of horse manure currently sitting in the office sipping Slurpees.

So there.

How do you like them road apples?

Whoops! It appears the photographer has found a lens to the future!

Count me in!

…………………

UPDATE: Funny stuff going on in the comments here. It seems I’ve been labeled a Robo-tease.

Har-dee har har.

Well, in my defense I was having some trouble getting the whole ‘prostate + hooters’ thing reconciled in my head, then it occurred to me that there was no need for confusion… or is there?

This one’s for you, Odie, Christopher and Kid :)

Click the pic for a better view.

Found here, if anyone is interested.

Continuing the mantra of “I never met a communist I didn’t like,” the Obama’s welcomed Chinese Dictator Hu Jintau to the White-house with open arms and a formal dinner this week while his Democrat cronies prattled on about China’s currency policies and paid token lip service the country’s human rights violations, all the while warning China that “If they don’t straighten up, we’re going to use some really tough language, Little Mister.”

Note to our comrades in Congress: have you looked in the collective mirror lately? Anyone noticed that China holds the majority of US debt to the tune of $1   trillion? Threatening China with tariffs at this point would be akin to telling your loan shark to take a flying leap off the nearest skyscraper, with equally horrifying and predictable results. Cement shoes, anyone? Stop with the useless posturing and set your own finances in order before you start telling others to balance their checkbooks.

Personally, I think the biggest points scored for the Obama’s were by Michelle with a tie-dyed flaming red and orange something-or-other that must have been retro-fitted from a set of movie theater drapes, which was overly dramatic and so, fit the occasion perfectly, in her own obtuse way. Hu knows? Maybe the drapes in question will be returned to said cinema and enshrined after the occasion.

I also wonder if they re-gifted those Chairman Mao tree ornaments, or if the dinner plates were leaded with Mao’s likeness. Yum!

On a related note, a classic rock band has weighed in on the situation:

Heh, sorry. Couldn’t resist.

Here’s another relevant one:

Via email from an alert reader.

zzzzz  z    zz    z  snort   Huh?

What do you mean it’s been three days? I jus…

Oh.

Well, I was busy. The Russians invaded Southeast Texas: White Russians, Black Russians, an entire army of Bolsheviks! Platoon after platoon of Kahlua laced soldiers bombarded the Robot’s fortress for the last few days and I beat back every last one, so cut me some slack. *hic*

Hang in there Skippy. I’ll be back to my irregularly scheduled, semi-occasional posting before you know it.

Meanwhile, check out that bitchin’ blogroll over there.

Or, for you Rule 5 fanatics, here’s a couple of Ashlee Simpson pics.

You’re welcome.

More Rule 5 hotness can be found at The Other McCain.

And still more at The Camp of the Saints.

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