You guys are so gullible. You’ll go for any old hoax as long as it gives you an excuse to look a pair of beautiful breasts. Well, I for one, don’t need an excuse. In fact, it’s built-in to my programming. Never mind the fact that you’ve bought a robot that has to stop, turn and stare at every attractive female robot in the vicinity or that you needed your project worked on right now…

hey, Boobs!

What were you saying?

It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

So with that being said, here are a couple of distractions for you in the form of a lovely soccer fan by the name of Larissa Riquelme,who just might be nearly naked in a few of these photos, but hey, don’t hold that against her, she’s European. They have a different dress code over there.

Lucky us.

For the uninitiated, Rule 5 explained.

For more Rule 5 action, check out these aficionados of the female form.

The Other McCain

American Perspective

The Camp of the Saints

The Dailey Gator

American Power

Pirate’s Cove

Caught Him With A Corndog


Theo Spark

That’s Right

Yankee Phil

The Busted Nut

The Classic Liberal



The POH Diaries

Maggies Notebook

Proof Positive

Reaganite Republican

Eye of Polyphemus


A Trainwreck in Maxwell

GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD

Left Coast Rebel


Randy’s Roundtable

Grandpa John’s

Full Metal Patriot

Liberal Guy

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Have a Rule 5 post you’d like added to the list? Send me an email or leave a link in the comments!

  • Randy_G March 5, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    I will live well into my nineties…..
    Great babe, great links.
    Thanks for including mine MNR!

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  • Red March 5, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    I’m inadvertently being linked due to my coverage due to highlighting a blogospheric tradition. Do you think this may be why conservative men are so laid back?

  • CGHill March 5, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Is “back” being used as an adverb here?

  • Bob Belvedere March 5, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    -Hey ‘Bot, thanks for the Robo-Linky-Love.

    -I first heard of this gal when a certain character in Batman said ‘Riquelme this!’

    -Red: Or maybe why conservative men are so laid? [that’s punny, I don’t care who you are].

  • Jake_G March 5, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Good God man! Thanks for the mammories!

  • […] MNR has Larissa Riquelme […]

  • Frank Koza March 6, 2011 at 3:36 am

    I think you need a song to go with this one.

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  • Chris Wysocki March 6, 2011 at 9:11 am

    It’s all Little Miss Attila’s fault. She started it, then sat back and watched the suckers take the bait.

    • robot March 6, 2011 at 12:25 pm

      That little minx. Gotta keep a close eye on LMA. :)

  • Woodsterman March 6, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Best place to carry a cell I can think of.

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  • Spider April 16, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Have your facts checked robot, Larissa Riquelme is from Paraguay, and Paraguay is not in Europe!

    • robot April 16, 2011 at 10:46 am

      Thanks, Spider. You are correct. I would write it off to their being in Europe at the time but I can’t even do that as the 2010 World Cup was held in South Africa. Still, she obviously knows how to dress for temperate to tropical climates.

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