Carol, of the blog No Sheeples Here has opened the Second Annual March Madness Sweater Puppy Contest to pick the best cheerleading attire and whomever represents their school in the most wholesome and attractive way. Or something.
Personally, I welcome the competition and promise to leave no stone unturned to find the breast ladies for the contest.
Luckily for us, the contest will be co-judged by a man with unquestionable impartiality and who possesses impeccable taste in Rule 5 goodness, General Robert “Bob” Belvedere of The Camp of the Saints fame.
Now then, to show that I have no particular bias, I’ll post a photo of a lovely Duke Daisy first.
Grovel, grovel.
Hey! Those aren’t cheerleaders!
That’s right.
I cheat.
(Showing my March Madness ignorance here, is a Texas college even in the thing? Not that I really care…)
I’ll be updating this post with other Sweater Puppy and Rule 5 entries as the weekend progresses so check back later. Right now, I’m off to do some recording.
UPDATE:
Kate Beckinsale Is Hot….. – The POH Diaries
Rihanna looks gorgeous in Vogue. Well done, Annie Leibovitz – American Perspective
Rule 5 — Mamie Van Doren! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5- Sweater Puppies! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5 — Sweater Girls! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5 Saturday Night: Natalie Gulbis and March Madness Sweater Puppies
Rule 5 – Kisses with Grace Kelly – Teresamerica
Well, Here Goes Nothing… – The Observatorium
Friday Night Babe – Proof Positive
DaleyGator DaleyBabe Mayuka Isawa
Saturday Night is Bath Night………. – Theo Spark
VIDEO: Alyssa Miller Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 – American Power
Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup – The Pirate’s Cove
Melanie Laurent – Eye of Polyphemus
Rule 5-rs Vindicated? or “It’s Okay Breasts, You Can Come Out Now.” – Corndog
CP Rule #5 – Japanese Edition – Conservative Perspective
Rule 5 Sunday Falls On A Monday This Week – The Other McCain
The Injustice of Social Justice with Jessica Alba – The Classic Liberal
Ohio State Schools George Mason, 98-66 – Reaganite Republican
Silly ‘Bot…Texas “Dukes” it out with Arizona on Sunday at 6:10PM on TBS. Are ewe sayin’ ewe are more about the therapeutic value of breast staring than about the collegial sport of basketball?
Heh, I thought breast staring was a collegiate sport.
The Texas girls are Texas A&M (lower your eyes a little). They lost to Florida State Friday.
Actually, the first one is UT, the other Texas girls are A&M but after the pic of the A&M fans, I understand the distraction. 🙂
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They all look like winners to me!
I’ll be the judge of that, Woodman – literally.
Thanks for the Robo-Love, ‘Bot. Flattery will get you somewhere.
Always a pleasure, Bob.
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