And there was much rejoicing.

Carol, of the blog No Sheeples Here has opened the Second Annual March Madness Sweater Puppy Contest to pick the best cheerleading attire and whomever represents their school in the most wholesome and attractive way. Or something.

Personally, I welcome the competition and promise to leave no stone unturned to find the breast ladies for the contest.

Luckily for us, the contest will be co-judged by a man with  unquestionable impartiality and who possesses  impeccable taste in Rule 5 goodness, General Robert “Bob” Belvedere of The Camp of the Saints fame.

Now then, to show that I have no particular bias, I’ll post a photo of a lovely Duke Daisy first.

Grovel, grovel.

Hey! Those aren’t cheerleaders!

That’s right.

I cheat.

(Showing my March Madness ignorance here, is a Texas college even in the thing? Not that I really care…)

I’ll be updating this post with other Sweater Puppy and Rule 5 entries as the weekend progresses so check back later. Right now, I’m off to do some recording.

UPDATE:

Kate Beckinsale Is Hot….. – The POH Diaries

Rihanna looks gorgeous in Vogue. Well done, Annie Leibovitz – American Perspective

Rule 5 — Mamie Van Doren! – Three Beers Later

Rule 5- Sweater Puppies! – Three Beers Later

Rule 5 — Sweater Girls! – Three Beers Later

Rule 5 Saturday Night: Natalie Gulbis and March Madness Sweater Puppies

Rule 5 – Kisses with Grace Kelly – Teresamerica

Well, Here Goes Nothing… – The Observatorium

Friday Night Babe – Proof Positive

DaleyGator DaleyBabe Mayuka Isawa

Saturday Night is Bath Night………. – Theo Spark

VIDEO: Alyssa Miller Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 – American Power

Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup – The Pirate’s Cove

Melanie Laurent – Eye of Polyphemus

Rule 5-rs Vindicated? or “It’s Okay Breasts, You Can Come Out Now.” – Corndog

CP Rule #5 – Japanese Edition – Conservative Perspective

Rule 5 Sunday Falls On A Monday This Week – The Other McCain

The Injustice of Social Justice with Jessica Alba – The Classic Liberal

Ohio State Schools George Mason, 98-66 – Reaganite Republican

If it’s good enough for President Obama – Fishersville Mike

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