How ironic is this?

And what do you mean by “appear?” Is he going to emerge from a mythical, magical cloud of smoke? Since they’ve already announced it, they kind of blew that surprise though, don’t you think?

But I guess it is an option.

Via the Christian Science Monitor comes the headline:

“Obama on ‘MythBusters’: Will he get to blow something up?”

I would have edited that to read “Will he get to blow something else up?” especially after the last year and a half with  he, Pelosi, Reid and the whole Hee-Haw gang of Democrats having presided over the destruction of what remained of our Constitution.

Never mind the facts though. The CSM staff is giddy, giddy with excitement.

We can’t wait – will Obama wear a toga? Will he hold up a big magnifying glass and light fire to a sheet of poll numbers to show the gang how it’s done?

Sheesh. I bet given the chance, he’d light The Bill of Rights with that magnifying glass and use it to light a cigarette.

OOPS! Look what I did! Tee Hee Hee. Oh well, time for a smoke break.

Here’s an idea that will never happen: Howsabout we take that magnifying glass and examine that mythical birth certificate? Hmmm? Let’s put those years of mythbusting to some actual use. But alas, that ain’t gonna happen. I wouldn’t believe anything that came out of their leftie little mouths anyway.

Still, there are endless possibilities and mysteries to be explored. They could hook him up to one of their lie detectors, but then again, I’m quite sure the polygraph machine couldn’t take so much abuse. There just isn’t that much room on those graphs for the required squiggling needle movement.

Bzzzzt. flappt. Ping!

Where did YOUR campaign contributions come from Mr. Obummer, sir? hmm?

Uhhh, Uhhh…

Is it true that you are secretly a Muslim?

Umm, er Uhh…

How many hospitals have you claimed to be born in? Hmmm?

Uhhh. Uhhmm. Well.

Which one was it really? Was it Kenya perhaps?

Uhh. I er um.

How about those communist connections with Frank Marshall Davis and Harry Bridges in Hawaii or Bill Ayers in Chicago?

Michelle, help!

Yes, these mysteries and more could be explored and the myths surrounding the man could be busted, but it isn’t going to happen.

One thing is sure. I won’t be watching.

I’m busy.

Barack Hussein Obama, Known aliases: Barry Soetero, Barry Obama, Barack Dunham and Barry Dunham

Image found at “The Betrayal Of Mystery Babylon”

UPDATE: Steve of Motor City Times laments on the ruination.

  • Steve October 18, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Great points!

    I guess it is to be expected from a show filmed in San Francisco.

  • DirtCrashr October 18, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    If he’s going to somehow appear on the show, maybe they can make him disappear. “Will he get to blow something up?” – Like blowing-up the Economy isn’t enough?

  • HTLIT October 18, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    How about they disprove the leftist myth that a guy that has never worked in the private setor, ran a business, or made a payroll can actually create jobs, let alone fix the ailing economy… Now THAT I would watch!

  • proof October 19, 2010 at 12:54 am

    At the risk of sounding redundant, What America is mything ith a Prethident.

    • mnrobot October 19, 2010 at 8:39 am

      Ha! Proof, you always come up with the good ones. I’m still amazed at the way they poke us in the eye with the irony of it all. Get it? Eye-rony schtick.
      I really do think they do stuff like this on porpoise though. It’s some kind of subversive mental torture. If you call them out on it, you’re just being paranoid.

      • proof October 19, 2010 at 12:03 pm

        Some people say I’m pithy, but I can be nith, too!

  • HTLIT October 19, 2010 at 12:57 am

    NICE play proof!

  • Matt October 19, 2010 at 1:16 am

    He can make jobs disappear!

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  • Hotness Vs. Vileness October 27, 2010 at 1:02 am

    On the one hand, the show has Kari Byron(Mmmmmmmmmmmm….) on it. On the other, it also has Barack Obama on it. Arrrrrgghhhhhhh! My brain is being torn in half! Stop it!

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