You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask .
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman

I didn’t check to verify if these were correctly attributed. In fact, I’d be surprised if any of them are with the exception of Jay Leno. But then, I don’t watch late night TV.

Blogging Note: My apologies for the lack of posting lately. I’ve been busy with other projects and while I’ve tried to find inspiration for some new essays or articles, I’m just too darn distracted to do the ideas any justice, so they are simmering on the back burner.

Hang in there. Both of you.

Your patience is appreciated.

Hey look, a Blogroll! Shiny! Shiny!

  • RandyG April 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Both of us? I thought that there were 6 of us? We be hanging bot….

    • robot April 13, 2011 at 1:27 pm

      Heh, Twelve if you’re counting multiple personalities.

  • fleeceme April 13, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    All I gotta say is, those comedians are obviously racist!!! How dare they? If he was a white president like Bush, they would never make fun of him. This would be hate speech if America believed in social justice. /sarc

  • Trestin April 14, 2011 at 12:18 am

    Good ones. The Letterman one surprises me.

  • Terry_Jim April 14, 2011 at 1:15 am

    I don’t believe the attributions, especially the Letterman quotes.
    Those are funny lines, though!

  • Woodsterman April 14, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I’m with Trestin, that ass-wipe Letterman loves Obama.

  • […] Via the Mind Numbed Robot The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. –Jay Leno […]

  • Matt April 14, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Funny stuff ‘Bot. It does seem odd that Letterman would pile on, but you never know.

  • […] Mind-numbed Robot has collected some of the humour aimed at the CongressWeasels and Scumsucking BureauWonks in and out of DC. […]

  • Jake_G April 15, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Letterman needs whatever he can get nowadays….and I don’t mean fellatio in a secret room with an intern. But damn, attributable or not, they are pretty damn funny!

  • […] Numbed Robot demonstrates why it’s over for […]

  • […] From the Mail Bag… The new american dream […]

  • Teresa April 16, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Funny stuff!! Good ones, Bot. Have a great weekend :)

  • robot April 16, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    You too, Teresa!

  • […] Mind-Numbed Robot – From the mailbag… […]

  • […] Mind Numb Robot: From the Mail Bag… […]

  • Maggie@MaggiesNotebook April 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Each one spot-on whether true or not.

  • […] Mind Numbed Robot has stuff from the mail-bag […]

  • Linda April 17, 2011 at 7:15 pm


    a perfect conclusion for this little squirrel reader—

    huh, what? shiny? oooh, where?!

  • Red April 18, 2011 at 8:18 am

    I wouldn’t apologize for any lack of posting. It’s your blog (or your collective blog). Hell, you saw what I posted Sunday. One on hand, linkbacks are low and commenting is sporadic. One the other hand, I have a job. And on this subject, I have a hard time believing any of these guys who were once so vehement in their attacks on Bush and diligent in defending Dear Leader are now suddenly allowed by their liberal corporate employers to sound otherwise. I’m calling Bolshevik.

  • Bunni April 21, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Hi Robot!
    These were great! Thanks for the laughs.

    • robot April 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm

      Howdy Bunnster! Glad you enjoyed them.

  • Jake_G April 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    Where you is? :)

    • robot April 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm

      Hi Jake. If you mean blogwise, as in lack of posting, I’ve been diverted lately with all manner of distraction pos and neg, most of which would bore anyone else to tears. The short of it is, I guess I’m taking a break to recharge. It wasn’t my intention to take this long, but it is what it is. Or, it bees what it bees.

      If you mean location, Texas Gulf Coast or thereabouts.
      Where you be?

      Happy Easter to you and yours, sir, and thanks for axing. ;-)

  • Jake_G April 22, 2011 at 9:11 am

    I can understand that. I force myself to lighten the blog load every once and awhile as well. Otherwise it becomes to much like work. I just wanted to make sure the liberal mafia or Obama’s cronies didn’t get ya. We all have to watch each other’s back :)

    Atlanta, and you have a great Easter too! We’ll all be here after you recharge!

  • Kid April 22, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    I’d sure love that. Quit you bastird !

  • […] Mind Numbed Robot has stuff from the mail-bag (last weeks) […]

  • Say it. Don't Spray it!

    Threaded commenting powered by interconnect/it code.


Subscribe via email
November 2022