On Komments and New Blogs…
September 26, 2010 | Author robot
I love the people who read and komment on this blog. You guys are some of the most intelligent and insightful out there. Hell, even the spam-bots know a good thing when they see it. For example, a recent “reader” who chose the klever moniker “baby gifts” kommands:
Buy Soft Toys & Childrens Toy online now!…
I just sent this post to a bunch of my friends as I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome….
Thanks so much for the kompliment, “baby gifts.” I do strive to present things in an awesome fashion. It’s nice that you noticed. Although, why a toy salesman is interested in bombing Iran is somewhat diskonserting. I hope we don’t see an influks of eksplosive toys in Amerika’s future. Iran should probably be on the lookout for incendiary playthings as well. I think I’ll kall Akmadinijad to warn him sometime nekst millennium.
Amazingly, within the hour of that komment, I received another komment by a different toy salesperson on an entirely unrelated post(!?), who kalls (her?)self “soft toy.” [~bot: I wonder if this kommenter is a female spam-bot? If so, she sounds kuddly. Perhaps she would like to be introduced to my imaginary pseudonym.]
Buy Soft Toys & Childrens Toy online now!…
Thanks-a-mundo for the article.Really thank you! Will read on……
No thanks necessary “softie.” No. Really. Just performing my pre-programmed blogging duties like any good Robot should, as you are doing. However, the kommandment line at the first of each of those komments is a little bit, shall we say, off-putting. You kould just politely tell me of the produkts availability and let me decide for myself if I want it, but alas, it’s the direktion of the kountry. Kommunism kills innovation, so we’re reduced to taking orders from spam-bots and robot bloggers babbling away on their keyboards.
Since we’re taking orders from robots today, I kould offer a suggestion. I found out this morning that The Observer is back with a new blog! It’s kalled Spellchek!
Be sure to pay him a visit! Tell him a Robot kommanded you.
Oh, and one other thing. In honor of the new Spellchek blog. All “k” sounds are to be spelled with a “k.” Remove all “c’s” or “x’s” that sound like “k’s” and replace them phonetically.
Or not.
Just a thought. Not a kommandment.
It’ll drive your spellchek krazy, komrade.
Kome to think of it. RightKlik has been on this kik for a while now. What a kouple of innovators, those two kards.
Kongratulations, you krazy, kool, konspirators!
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I see you’ve discovered the letter “k”. Have you been hanging out in militia country again?
You do seem to love the letter “K”. I guess your on a “K” kick. Have a great week!
This post is brought to you by the letter K. Very Klever.
Best spammer…er, blogger is Common Cents. That one is persistent.
Hey Red! You’re right about that one. Hope your move went well!
It’s still an adjustment but we made it relatively unscathed. Only one casualty but then again we’ll be pretty busy.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
I propose we start a haiku contest, using only phrases left my spambots.
But you can’t include Viagra, because since everyone gets those, it would be like cheating.
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