Iranian Hostage Crisis – part deuce

Just across Robo-news desk comes a  story that three American hikers have been held by Iran for 11 months, and now their mothers are coming forward with the claim that the hikers were seized in Iraqi territory.

This brings to mind a multitude of questions, many of which I will forget by the time I finish writing this sentence.

1. They were hiking where? Even if they were hiking in Iraq, I still must ask this question.

2. Just where exactly are the best nature trails in Iraq? a) Apparently right next to the Iranian border!

3. Why am I just now hearing of these hostages eleven months later? – That’s some fine reporting there Lou.

What? – Oh.

4. Why are these guys not on the front page and leading every MSM outlet every day?

5. Where is the hew and cry for their release? I’d bet if they were Obama supporters they wouldn’t still be there eleven months later.

6. Where is my beer?  a) It’s too early for a beer on a weekday.

7. Where was I?

Oh yea,

8. You know who else had  incident involving hostages held by Iran in Tehran?

9. Why hasn’t our President, who has often expressed a desire for communication with President Ahmadinejad, been campaigning for the hikers’ release? – This would seem to be a good opportunity for a beer summit with the Iranian Prez.

10. How do you like the bold and italicized text?

11. They were hiking where?

12. Where were their mothers before they took off on the hiking expedition?

13. Where is my beer?

  • Red June 24, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    #1.) Smells like bullshark or as they say in the deep south, “That dog don’t hunt.”
    #2.) ‘Nature trails” heheh…
    #3.)Because it’s not as important as (celebrity-of-the-week).
    #4.)Refer to #3.
    #5.)If they were Obama supporters they’d be dead already. If they were Bush supporters they’d be home by now.If Reagan was still in office we wouldn’t be speculating.
    #6.) It’s five o’clock somewhere.
    #7.)In front of your monitor.
    #8.)BFF to Hamas: Jimmuh Cahtah
    #9.)Obama secretly prefers white wine shpritzers…and sunsets on the beach
    #10.)Like the McD’s ad says, “I’m lovin’ it”.
    #11.)They were exploring a “nature trail”.
    #12.) Off playing Canasta nad/or watching ‘Desperate Housewives”.
    # 13). Refer to #6.

  • mnrobot June 24, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    LOL Red!

  • Matt June 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Great questions, Robot. I can’t say much more as Red has said it all.

    Enjoy the beer…I think?

  • Gorges Smythe June 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    Isn’t that a bit like walking between a grizzly and her cubs?

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