Continuing the mantra of “I never met a communist I didn’t like,” the Obama’s welcomed Chinese Dictator Hu Jintau to the White-house with open arms and a formal dinner this week while his Democrat cronies prattled on about China’s currency policies and paid token lip service the country’s human rights violations, all the while warning China that “If they don’t straighten up, we’re going to use some really tough language, Little Mister.”

Note to our comrades in Congress: have you looked in the collective mirror lately? Anyone noticed that China holds the majority of US debt to the tune of $1   trillion? Threatening China with tariffs at this point would be akin to telling your loan shark to take a flying leap off the nearest skyscraper, with equally horrifying and predictable results. Cement shoes, anyone? Stop with the useless posturing and set your own finances in order before you start telling others to balance their checkbooks.

Personally, I think the biggest points scored for the Obama’s were by Michelle with a tie-dyed flaming red and orange something-or-other that must have been retro-fitted from a set of movie theater drapes, which was overly dramatic and so, fit the occasion perfectly, in her own obtuse way. Hu knows? Maybe the drapes in question will be returned to said cinema and enshrined after the occasion.

I also wonder if they re-gifted those Chairman Mao tree ornaments, or if the dinner plates were leaded with Mao’s likeness. Yum!

On a related note, a classic rock band has weighed in on the situation:

Heh, sorry. Couldn’t resist.

Here’s another relevant one:

Comments
  • Kid January 20, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Oh hell yea, Great stuff.
    I never bought the Tommy album, but I need it.

  • The Conservative Lady January 20, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    When you said Michelle wore the drapes, it made me think of Carol Burnett playing Scarlet O’Hara walking down the staircase while wearing the dress made from the drapes with the curtain rod sticking out from her shoulders.

    • Red January 20, 2011 at 11:02 pm

      I LOVED that episode!

  • Red January 20, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    HA! You’ve just been totally linked!

  • Christopher January 21, 2011 at 3:14 am

    Bot, You summed it up pretty good! And the music,,,classic!

  • RightKlik January 21, 2011 at 8:58 am

    Brilliant title

    • robot January 23, 2011 at 10:00 am

      Gracias RK. Mr. Wysocki planted a seed.

  • Chris Wysocki January 21, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Heh, there are a ton of good puns here. “Hu’s The Boss?” “Guess Hu’s coming to dinner?” “Hu Dat?”

    Thanks for the link-up.

  • […] The Robot is back: Hu’s Your Daddy! […]

  • KingShamus January 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Good lord.

    Michelle Mah Bell seems bored to tears by this state dinner shit. Obama looks like he just heard Tina Fey do a lame Sarah Palin imitation and has the giggles.

    What a couple of clowns.

    • Linda January 23, 2011 at 8:34 am

      Ha! Well as usual, KS sums it up perfectly, and there’s nothing more to add except,

      Great post! Thx especially for that link to the state dinner picture. That dress is one hot mess. Hu didn’t look to happy to be there, either.

      • robot January 23, 2011 at 10:05 am

        Hi Linda, glad to see you drop in. Hope your weekend is filled with fun.

    • robot January 23, 2011 at 10:02 am

      Clowns with power are scarier than anything Steven King could conjure.

  • 5etester January 22, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Thanks Robot.

    • robot January 23, 2011 at 10:03 am

      Anytime 5e. You wrote a good post that needs to be read and acted on.

  • Angel January 22, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    dang u nailed it again Robo dude!! 🙂

    • robot January 23, 2011 at 10:03 am

      Angel, always a pleasure to see you grace my blog.

  • Liberty January 24, 2011 at 10:29 am

  • Browns44 February 2, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Great taste in music, thank you, thank you, thank you. Plus your political views are spot on!

    • robot February 2, 2011 at 10:54 pm

      Thanks for the visitation, Browns44. I can see you’re a very sick and demented individual. You’ll find it very comfortable here.

  • Browns44 February 3, 2011 at 7:03 am

    Visitation? Are there visiting hours that I am not aware of?

    Just because one is a conservative doesn’t mean one cant have a full and fun filled life!

    p.s. the eye candy of the stunning young lady you has caused me to bookmark your spot for frequent “visitations” on my part.
    Who could ask for more from a blog, outstanding music from the early days of rock, attractive lady’s and the politics of freedom?

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