Helpful Hints for TSA + A Couple of Jokes
November 20, 2010 | Author robot
No, I’m not talking about Obama or Pelosi.
Some email humor:
The first is purported to be from Jeff Foxworthy but I think he could have done most of them better.
I’ve revised it slightly as an instructional tool for the TSA.
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If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor…
You may be an Islamic Terrorist.
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have more wives than teeth…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you think vests come in two styles:Â bullet-proof and suicide…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If your cousin is president of the United States …
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
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Blonde Joke:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo …just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Not islamic jokes…simple truth of the facts
Hey DeanO! Yea, humor is always grounded in truth, isn’t it?
“…If your cousin is president of the United States …” Oooooo… ;-)
The original email said Muslim instead of Islamic terrorist. It still works, even on the Obama one. 8^)
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HA HA!
Thanks for posting!
Steve
Common Cents
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com
lol how un PC of us eh!!! :)
That was a good one ‘Bot. Thanks for the laughs.
Funny Stuff, Robot!!
Hi Teresa. Glad you liked. :)
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