But not for long!

The Robot’sz gonna get out his Sunday-go-to-meet’n-clothes ’cause his favorite lithe and lovely British heart-throb is back on the market!

Who, pray tell, sends me into such a tither?

Why, none other than the fabulousz, fantazmagorical Rachel Weisz! Yoo Hoo! I’ll be a little late comin’ home friendsz ’cause Daddy’sz got a sweet tooth tonight!

Sorry ’bout all you losersz who don’t have a chance in hell. She’sz all mine.

Herewith, a brief primer:

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Heart stopping, isn’t she?

Did someone say Rule 5?

Also, don’t forget to check out ToM’s Sunday Rule 5 Roundup.

  • So, Robots DO have hearts! « The Daley Gator November 9, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    […] they lose them, to hot women, like Rachel Weisz! The Robot’sz gonna get out his Sunday-go-to-meet’n-clothes ’cause his favorite lithe and […]

  • proof November 9, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    You didn’t call “dibs”. Dibs!

  • Larry November 9, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Looks like Daniel Craig is already all over that.

  • mnrobot November 9, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    @Proof – lol Haven’t you figured it out yet? The women choose the man -er- robot.
    @Larry – Craig is a poser. And he isn’t equipped with my special attachments. It’s only a matter of time until the Hollywood karma overtakes Craig and he succumbs to some stupidity. Even a robot has dreams, even if they are of electric sheep. Or preferably Rachel Weisz.

    • proof November 10, 2010 at 9:47 am

      Rush is fond of saying that a man chases a woman until she catches him.

  • theCL November 9, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    I think Proof has got you on this one. He did cal dibs. Then again, I called dibs on Jessica Simpson about a year ago, and all I got was a restraining order.

    • mnrobot November 10, 2010 at 8:43 am

      “all I got was a restraining order.”
      Gee, did you frame it? I would have framed it. At least it’s something to remember her by.

    • proof November 10, 2010 at 9:45 am

      Yep. Them restraining orders is tough, ain’t they?

  • […] again, I’m looking to frame my first restraining order shortly so, I really have no room to offer advice. Whatever works for you bud. I say go for […]

  • Red November 10, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    So it isn’t true that robots dream of electric sheep.

    • mnrobot November 11, 2010 at 1:05 am

      Androids and robots are two different creations. I try to refrain from self identifying with either as I am a hybrid and defy classification. Ewe should know this.

      • Bob Belvedere November 12, 2010 at 2:00 am

        Dr. Tyrell and I have told you many times not to get testy with your human overlords!

        • mnrobot November 12, 2010 at 4:12 pm

          Heh, I have been programmed to push the boundaries of robot/human interaction.

  • Big Boss Ogg February 6, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    I don’t know how to break this to you gently, so… Even if D. Craig hadn’t sniped her, you should probably set your sights a little higher, bot…

    I recall reading something from her a couple of years back, slamming ‘ugly Americans’, full of really bad, uncomplimentary things to say about us as a whole; you know how they go on from their moral perches… And I haven’t seen anything from her that shows me that she’s changed that mindset one bit in the intervening years.

    Sure, like any other actor, she’s glad to come here and take the money Hollyweird will pay her, but once the check is in the bank all bets are off, politesse goes right out the window again.

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