From the Robo-Mail box:

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems.  He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.  He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

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Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.  The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

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Also, he has gotten religious.  One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s with Muslums.

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Finally, the last straw.    He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.  It’s just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

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Doh!

Comments
  • Trestin Meacham December 10, 2010 at 10:40 am

    That is great. I’m tweeting this.

  • Christopher December 10, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Sounds about right Bot,,good post!

  • WhiteRose December 10, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    I love it!! What an original article. So, we are the neighbors who must endure? Great, the future wasn’t looking so bright & now this news.

    Need to read a new book just out about Americans who actually take a stand against tyranny (based in part on real people & events). It’s a thriller so I recommend it.
    http://www.booksbyoliver.com

    I wish someone would just list all of the Obama lies so we can see the continual leadership in the WH. Yes, great post & made my Friday. Thanks!

    • Blue December 11, 2010 at 9:49 am

      I’m wondering when Americans will finally become fed up enough to actually stand up and declare “NO MORE”! When will Americans actually be willing to take action to stop the destruction of this country?

  • Bunni December 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Hi Bot, You give great advice.
    The golden numbskull pantload is spending everyone else’s money but his own. Also, once the kids get older and barry boy is booted from the WH, don’t kid yourself, that gold diggin ho mooshell will most likely divorce him, she’s a hood rat & that’s what they do, look for the next meal ticket, and with barry, she’ll be eating crow.

  • 5etester December 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Raaaacist!!!

    • robot December 10, 2010 at 2:40 pm

      5e, I’m surprised at you. You, above all people should know, because your moniker should be a constant reminder, there are five (5) a’s in raaaaacist. Now, go write it on the chalkboard 100 times.

      • 5etester December 10, 2010 at 8:48 pm

        Robot, I’m surprised at you. You, above all people should know, that chalkboard chalk is created from calcium carbonate thus increasing our carbon emissions and killing the planet. I’m shocked that you would encourage me to do such a thing as I’m just trying to save the planet!

  • proof December 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    I thought you were going to post this one:
    Dear Abby,
    I am a sailor in the US Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
    My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
    I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1998.
    The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.
    I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time “working girl” in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
    I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin…
    Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her…. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Obama?

    Signed,
    Worried About My Reputation

  • Reaganite Republican December 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    ROF/LMAO x 100

  • Matt December 11, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    This is priceless, Robot! Well done!

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  • SunnyDee December 17, 2010 at 7:27 am

    Thats where Im at…….I mean, really?……..Hes got a Muslum background and has so may links. WTF……..whens his term over again…..thats D day…{a hell of a Devine day} Maybe then we can start breathing again…..frankly, Im all choked up.
    Good story Robot, guess it got me rallied up about his religious background…I couldnt preach it enough to friends/public when he was runnin…like, hello?……how did we ever get to this point. AMERICANS MUST MAKE BETTER CHOICES. Back to the basics….stop, look, listen. duh

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