UFO’s

On bin Laden’s Death and Conspiracy Theories

May 3, 2011 | Author

The Troglopundit must be stopped!

First, he throws some lighter fluid on the already flimsy kindling that is the “when did bin Laden die” conspiracy.

(BTW, I like deathers too, but sharkers might work as well.)

Now he’s attempting to put to rest every conspiracy in the book!

JFK, The Truthers, The Moon Landing, Obama’s BC (You know where I stand on that one.) and now bin Laden, all in one fell swoop!

Hey, hold on there a minute, Bucko. Leave some meat for the rest of us wolves to chew on, would ya? If you disprove all of them, then we won’t be able to milk these things for more traffic until the Danica Patrick sex tape is released.

What? There is no Danica Patrick sex tape? Heh, that’s just what they told you.

As for bin Laden, everyone knows it was Smitty, in the hide, with the sniper rifle.

And now I hear that Belvedere has found the Mother Ship, Bigfoot and Elvis. Say it isn’t so!

Oh, and here’s an FYI: According to just about everyone on Twitter, the first rule of Seal Team Six is, there is no Seal Team Six.

Got it? Good.

Stay suspicious, my friends.

Posted in Birth Certificate, Conspiratorium, Humor, Military Appreciation, Rule 2, Smitty, The Camp of the Saints, The Other McCain, Troglopundit, UFO's, US Politics, War on Terror | Tags: , , , , , | 10 Comments »

UFO’s Over El Paso and New York – Video

October 19, 2010 | Author

Not to be left out of the UFO controversy, here’s video of the El Paso UFO’s from 10/18.

CBS posted this video of a similar triangle pattern from New York on 10/13/10. They disabled the embedding so, here is a news story that shows some shorter length footage.

What do you think? Balloons? Aliens? Distraction? War of the Worlds?

Isn’t there a new space invaders movie coming out in a few weeks?

Color me skeptical.

UPDATE: UFO mystery solved? Maybe for New York, but what about El Paso? And how to explain the recurring triangle pattern? Three points are by definition, a triangle. Is it mere coincidence that the pattern repeats in El Paso?

Maybe Mythbusters should call in Obama for another episode.

Posted in Space, UFO's, US Politics, Video, WTF | Tags: , , | 4 Comments »
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