Rule 5
Belvedere Celebrates the Big Three – Oh…
May 13, 2011 | Author robot
…with a bevy of babe-age.
Now why didn’t I think of that?
Christina sez: Congratulations! Here’s to three more.
Be sure to head on over to Bob’s place and thank him for the mammaries.
Posted in Babes, Blogiversary, Christina Hendricks, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints | 
Tags: Babes, Blogging, Rule 5, TCOTS | 
7 Comments »
March Madness Sweater Puppies Contest Entry #2
March 22, 2011 | Author robot
Is it too early to post another entry?
Nah.
Ra Ra Rawr.
Be sure to check out the March Madness Sweater Puppies Contest at No Sheeples Here, and more Rule 5 action at The Other McCain.
UPDATE:
Adrienne Palicki New Wonder Woman?
Bob observes the distinctions in costumery with his usual… astute-ery.
TOM brings a bevy of bodacious babe links.
American Perspective found Shakira acting wolfish.
Proof Positive threatens to increase the babe-age. (Is that a promise?)
Not Rule 5 but how can you ignore this title? —> I Want To Be A Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Gator Doug brings Linkfest-a-palooza.
Maggie has a very lovely bond girl.
Wait.
Is William Teach accusing me of having man-boobs?
Sorry for that visual.
Rinse your head out with this from The Watcher: Kristen Bell
American Power doubles down: “Rule 5 hotness along with some counter-jihad blogging.”
What a concept.
UPDATE II:
Posted in Babes, Cheerleaders, Fun, March Madness, No Sheeples Here, Rule 5, US Politics | Tags: Babes, No Sheeples Here, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 11 Comments »
It’s… The Return of the Sweater Puppies!
March 19, 2011 | Author robot
And there was much rejoicing.
Carol, of the blog No Sheeples Here has opened the Second Annual March Madness Sweater Puppy Contest to pick the best cheerleading attire and whomever represents their school in the most wholesome and attractive way. Or something.
Personally, I welcome the competition and promise to leave no stone unturned to find the breast ladies for the contest.
Luckily for us, the contest will be co-judged by a man with unquestionable impartiality and who possesses impeccable taste in Rule 5 goodness, General Robert “Bob” Belvedere of The Camp of the Saints fame.
Now then, to show that I have no particular bias, I’ll post a photo of a lovely Duke Daisy first.
Grovel, grovel.
Hey! Those aren’t cheerleaders!
That’s right.
I cheat.
(Showing my March Madness ignorance here, is a Texas college even in the thing? Not that I really care…)
I’ll be updating this post with other Sweater Puppy and Rule 5 entries as the weekend progresses so check back later. Right now, I’m off to do some recording.
UPDATE:
Kate Beckinsale Is Hot….. – The POH Diaries
Rihanna looks gorgeous in Vogue. Well done, Annie Leibovitz – American Perspective
Rule 5 — Mamie Van Doren! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5- Sweater Puppies! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5 — Sweater Girls! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5 Saturday Night: Natalie Gulbis and March Madness Sweater Puppies
Rule 5 – Kisses with Grace Kelly – Teresamerica
Well, Here Goes Nothing… – The Observatorium
Friday Night Babe – Proof Positive
DaleyGator DaleyBabe Mayuka Isawa
Saturday Night is Bath Night………. – Theo Spark
VIDEO: Alyssa Miller Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 – American Power
Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup – The Pirate’s Cove
Melanie Laurent – Eye of Polyphemus
Rule 5-rs Vindicated? or “It’s Okay Breasts, You Can Come Out Now.” – Corndog
CP Rule #5 – Japanese Edition – Conservative Perspective
Rule 5 Sunday Falls On A Monday This Week – The Other McCain
The Injustice of Social Justice with Jessica Alba – The Classic Liberal
Ohio State Schools George Mason, 98-66 – Reaganite Republican
Posted in Babes, Cheerleaders, Fun, March Madness, No Sheeples Here, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints | 15 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Larissa Riquelme
March 5, 2011 | Author robot
You guys are so gullible. You’ll go for any old hoax as long as it gives you an excuse to look a pair of beautiful breasts. Well, I for one, don’t need an excuse. In fact, it’s built-in to my programming. Never mind the fact that you’ve bought a robot that has to stop, turn and stare at every attractive female robot in the vicinity or that you needed your project worked on right now…
hey, Boobs!
What were you saying?
It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.
So with that being said, here are a couple of distractions for you in the form of a lovely soccer fan by the name of Larissa Riquelme,who just might be nearly naked in a few of these photos, but hey, don’t hold that against her, she’s European. They have a different dress code over there.
Lucky us.
Posted in Babes, Larissa Riquelme, Rule 2, Rule 5 | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 20 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Cheryl Cole Tweedy
January 22, 2011 | Author robot
As penance for ignoring the blog for over a week and as a reward for reaching the halfway mark on the tedious project I’m working on, the robot presents for your viewing pleasure the lovely and talented Cheryl Cole Tweedy.
Now quit looking at me like that.
Posted in American Perspective, American Power, Amusing Bunni, Babes, Cheryl Cole Tweedy, Eye of Polyphemus, Pirates Cove, Rule 5, That's Right, The Camp of the Saints, The Classic Liberal, The Daley Gator, The Other McCain, Theo Spark, Troglopundit, US Politics, Washington Rebel, WyBlog, YankeePhil | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, TCOTS, The Other McCain | 23 Comments »
Well, as close to here as I can be and not actually be here. This is a drive by post, really.
Work has been kicking my butt lately so I’m obviously not posting as much. I am however working on updating the US Timeline page in my spare time and yesterday added some new entries mentioned in an outstanding post over at Fuzzy Logic. I’m also working to add a few more later this evening or tomorrow. The rueful thing is, there are ever more additions to make to the list. :(
Meanwhile, my friend Steve sent me some musical pron that I just have to share. Some Rule 5 in the form of Meytal Cohen.
This chick rocks! Check it out:
What is Rule 5 you ask?
The Other McCain’s Sunday roundup offers a pretty broad example.
As does The Pirate’s Cove
and The Daley Gator
Catch you on the flip side.
Posted in American Power, Babes, Blogging, Conservatism, Meytal Cohen, Music, Pirates Cove, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints, The Classic Liberal, The Daley Gator, The Other McCain, US Constitution, US Politics, Video, WyBlog, YankeePhil | Tags: Babes, Blogging, Music, Rule 5, TCOTS, US Politics, Video | 25 Comments »
Huh? Wha…?
January 3, 2011 | Author robot
zzzzz z   zz   z snort  Huh?
What do you mean it’s been three days? I jus…
Oh.
Well, I was busy. The Russians invaded Southeast Texas: White Russians, Black Russians, an entire army of Bolsheviks! Platoon after platoon of Kahlua laced soldiers bombarded the Robot’s fortress for the last few days and I beat back every last one, so cut me some slack. *hic*
Hang in there Skippy. I’ll be back to my irregularly scheduled, semi-occasional posting before you know it.
Meanwhile, check out that bitchin’ blogroll over there.
Or, for you Rule 5 fanatics, here’s a couple of Ashlee Simpson pics.
You’re welcome.
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Babes, Humor, Rule 5, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Humor, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 12 Comments »
Rule 5 Tuesday: Catherine Zeta Jones
December 28, 2010 | Author robot
For no other reason than Catherine Zeta Jones hasn’t been getting enough attention lately, as far as I know, and this beautiful lady deserves her fair share of attention, don-cha-know.
Click to embiggen.
Posted in American Power, Babes, Catherine Zeta Jones, Great Blogs, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints, The Daley Gator, The Other McCain, US Politics, YankeePhil | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, TCOTS, The Other McCain | 10 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Brooke Burke
December 18, 2010 | Author robot
When I was playing the Need for Speed games, Brooke Burke happened to be one of the celebrities they embedded into one of the games. Lucky me.
Now, lucky you.
As usual, click to embiggify.
Does Naked Lady Liberty TSA Image Qualify As Rule 5?
December 7, 2010 | Author robot
Just wondering.
Opus#6 brings up the subject when she posts a picture of Lady Liberty naked and asks:
Is ogling lady liberty’s hot cakes making us a better nation?
Good question. I felt a bit guilty after seeing the image.
It’s a natural thing, I suppose. I mean, who hasn’t cruised by Liberty Island and hollered, “Hey toots, nice cans!”
The way things are going, wouldn’t a better acronym for the TSA be T N A?
No, I’m not going to post the image. You’ll have to head over to American Perspective to see Lady Liberty Naked, then you can be ashamed of yourself, just like me. Although, I didn’t purposefully go there to see that image like you’re about to, so I’m still technically innocent. See how that works?
You know, now that I think about it, does it make me an accomplice when I post the link? Nah, actually you don’t have to click the link. I’m really performing a public service by warning you that Opus#6 is posting Naked Lady Liberty pictures. She’s the one who should be ashamed.
Bad Opie. Bad.
Should you feel you need a spanking, I’ll be right here. 1500 miles and a quick grope and plane ride away.
Tune in Sunday to The Other McCain’s Rule 5 roundup to find out the answer to the question posed in the headline.
Posted in American Perspective, Babes, Humor, Ladies of Liberty, Rule 5, The Other McCain, US Politics | Tags: Humor, Rule 5, US Politics | 13 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Gemma Atkinson
December 4, 2010 | Author robot
With todays excursion into the Rule 5 jungle, we find the very lovely Gemma Atkinson, lounging in various pieces of lingerie.
How fortunate for us.
Rawr.
Rule 5 Saturday: Christina Aguilera
November 27, 2010 | Author robot
Since Christina Aguilera debuted into the film world this week with the release of Burlesque, we here at the robot take pleasure in honoring the talented lady with some wallpapers ala The Other McCain’s Rule 5.
As usual, these all embiggen with the clickin’.
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