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Not that it would have done any good, but…

Every step in the right direction,

is a step in the right direction.

Spent the New Year weekend on a road trip to west Texas and just had to stop to take a picture of this wonderful juxtaposition. I liked the idealism represented by the Peace Sign symbol at the entrance of this ranch contrasted with the common sense realism exemplified by the Vote to Stop Obama sign. Yes, the two ideas CAN live in the same world.

I also like the prominent flag display and the show of support for the local volunteer fire department.

Booyah!

Click to embiggen.

I clicked play.

 

Could.  Not.   Stop.  Alien.   Hand.

Damn you, Trog.  Damn you!

Now it’s stuck in RAM.

Quick. Find some Foo Fighters.

Ahhh, now that’s more like it.

 

BTW, Zilla’s got a baad toothache and needs some tip jar action. How about helping her feel better? You’ll feel better too. Thanks!

… on the cheap while giving our Navy and Coast Guard a little target practice. Not to mention saving the expense of towing some old scow out to sea for the same purpose and  (Hey, Bonus!) feeding a few sharks.

Perhaps Admiral Smitty would be interested in re-upping for a couple of days to command the mission. We could call it “Operation Fish in a Barrel” or something. Of course you are encouraged to offer your own names for the op in the comments.

From the Gateway Pundit:

Iranian Regime Says It Will Move Ships Into Atlantic Off US Coast

The commander of the Iranian navy announced the regime plans to move vessels into the Atlantic Ocean to start a naval buildup near the US border.

Image from AP via FOX News

Normally, I would counter with something like: “Oh yea? Let me know how that works out for ya.” But in light of the present commander-in-chief, I’m afraid his response will be quite underwhelming.

If only we had a president who projected strength toward our enemies instead of bowing to them and establishing a weak to non-existent foreign policy which invites these kinds of military threats.

*sigh*

If only…

It’s not racist. It’s a great song, Mr. President. You, on the other hand, ARE racist and a commie basturd and we all know it.

*Brrrring*

*Click* Hello. Thank you for calling the White House help line. Please be patient and enjoy the music while your Constitution is dismantled. Thank you.

This is to also commemorate the ass-hattery of Ed Schultz for his editing of a certain governor’s remarks about a black cloud of debt that hangs over America’s economy.

Billboard of the Year:

That aught to garner some troll traffic…

(Note to the Obama zombies: you’ll meet my trash folder faster than Obummer can tank the economy but please, go ahead and waste your time.)

Thanks to Dwayne for the email.

Steven Crowder posted a pic yesterday that gave me an idea. Here’s the result.

 

Caption it.

The Troglopundit must be stopped!

First, he throws some lighter fluid on the already flimsy kindling that is the “when did bin Laden die” conspiracy.

(BTW, I like deathers too, but sharkers might work as well.)

Now he’s attempting to put to rest every conspiracy in the book!

JFK, The Truthers, The Moon Landing, Obama’s BC (You know where I stand on that one.) and now bin Laden, all in one fell swoop!

Hey, hold on there a minute, Bucko. Leave some meat for the rest of us wolves to chew on, would ya? If you disprove all of them, then we won’t be able to milk these things for more traffic until the Danica Patrick sex tape is released.

What? There is no Danica Patrick sex tape? Heh, that’s just what they told you.

As for bin Laden, everyone knows it was Smitty, in the hide, with the sniper rifle.

And now I hear that Belvedere has found the Mother Ship, Bigfoot and Elvis. Say it isn’t so!

Oh, and here’s an FYI: According to just about everyone on Twitter, the first rule of Seal Team Six is, there is no Seal Team Six.

Got it? Good.

Stay suspicious, my friends.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask .
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman

I didn’t check to verify if these were correctly attributed. In fact, I’d be surprised if any of them are with the exception of Jay Leno. But then, I don’t watch late night TV.

Blogging Note: My apologies for the lack of posting lately. I’ve been busy with other projects and while I’ve tried to find inspiration for some new essays or articles, I’m just too darn distracted to do the ideas any justice, so they are simmering on the back burner.

Hang in there. Both of you.

Your patience is appreciated.

Hey look, a Blogroll! Shiny! Shiny!

Been really busy the last few days, as both of you might have noticed. I’ll be back directly. Until then, you can put this in the too good not to share category.

I haven’t posted on the ‘Charlie Sheen winning’ debauchery because well, he’s such a publicity hound and he’s not doing himself or anyone else any favors by acting up like he is, more like being the role model from hell. Anyway, this cartoon summed it up for me.

Thanks to Sharon for the email.

… who’s blog turns five years young today. I always enjoy reading her ‘forceful’ yet thoughtful prose and analogies.

Is it some strange coincidence that today is also Einstein’s birthday and Pi Day? That’s some kind of cosmic trifecta there, methinks.

Be sure to head over to her place and wish the Jedi Princess a happy blogiversary and many more to come.

And save me some Pi, please.

I have a friend who has a big a problem with ‘bumper sticker politics.’
I wonder how loud he laughs at this.

Dude.

That is funny.

Unless you think about it.

Found on twitter feed#tcot.

@smalgov I miss Reagan If America were a car.. http://d.pr/jjq0 (via @alanqbristol ) #tcot

 

UPDATE: See Woodsterman’s post for more bumper sticker greatness.

UPDATE II: Carol found the “Idiot Light” – Priceless!

Also linked by Fishersville Mike,  Conservative Hideout, Paco Enterprises, Pirate’s Cove and The Classic Liberal.

Thanks!

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