Babes
…with a bevy of babe-age.
Now why didn’t I think of that?
Christina sez: Congratulations! Here’s to three more.
Be sure to head on over to Bob’s place and thank him for the mammaries.
Carol at No Sheeples Here is doing us all a great service by promoting the ladies who promote team spirit and the spirit of competition that made this country great. Thanks to Carol for allowing us a bit of distraction from the politics of the day. And thanks to the fearless General Robert “Bob” Kurtz Belvedere of The Camp of the Saints for judging the festivities. Dangerous work, that.
Seeing as how I won the first round, I don’t hold too much hope for a victory in the second. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t give it the olde college try, IYKWIMAITYD.
So, without further ado, here are my entries for Round II:
Note: Some of these get waaaaay bigger with the single use of your clicker.
For some reason, I feel a sudden urge to go swimming, or boating, or something.
Be sure to check out the Sweater Puppies Contest roundups at Carol’s place:
Round One Winners and Contestants Roundup
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Rule 5 programming, courtesy of The Other McCain.
UPDATE:
More Rule 5 from Maggies Notebook, American Perspective, The Camp of the Saints, Randy’s Roundtable, The Classic Liberal, Troglopundit, The Daley Gator, Nation of Cowards, American Power, Proof Positive, The Busted Nut, Wyblog, Pirate’s Cove, The POH Diaries & Three Beers Later.
Is it too early to post another entry?
Nah.
Ra Ra Rawr.
Be sure to check out the March Madness Sweater Puppies Contest at No Sheeples Here, and more Rule 5 action at The Other McCain.
UPDATE:
Adrienne Palicki New Wonder Woman?
Bob observes the distinctions in costumery with his usual… astute-ery.
TOM brings a bevy of bodacious babe links.
American Perspective found Shakira acting wolfish.
Proof Positive threatens to increase the babe-age. (Is that a promise?)
Not Rule 5 but how can you ignore this title? —> I Want To Be A Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Gator Doug brings Linkfest-a-palooza.
Maggie has a very lovely bond girl.
Wait.
Is William Teach accusing me of having man-boobs?
Sorry for that visual.
Rinse your head out with this from The Watcher: Kristen Bell
American Power doubles down: “Rule 5 hotness along with some counter-jihad blogging.”
What a concept.
UPDATE II:
Carol, of the blog No Sheeples Here has opened the Second Annual March Madness Sweater Puppy Contest to pick the best cheerleading attire and whomever represents their school in the most wholesome and attractive way. Or something.
Personally, I welcome the competition and promise to leave no stone unturned to find the breast ladies for the contest.
Luckily for us, the contest will be co-judged by a man with unquestionable impartiality and who possesses impeccable taste in Rule 5 goodness, General Robert “Bob” Belvedere of The Camp of the Saints fame.
Now then, to show that I have no particular bias, I’ll post a photo of a lovely Duke Daisy first.
Grovel, grovel.
Hey! Those aren’t cheerleaders!
That’s right.
I cheat.
(Showing my March Madness ignorance here, is a Texas college even in the thing? Not that I really care…)
I’ll be updating this post with other Sweater Puppy and Rule 5 entries as the weekend progresses so check back later. Right now, I’m off to do some recording.
UPDATE:
Kate Beckinsale Is Hot….. – The POH Diaries
Rihanna looks gorgeous in Vogue. Well done, Annie Leibovitz – American Perspective
Rule 5 — Mamie Van Doren! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5- Sweater Puppies! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5 — Sweater Girls! – Three Beers Later
Rule 5 Saturday Night: Natalie Gulbis and March Madness Sweater Puppies
Rule 5 – Kisses with Grace Kelly – Teresamerica
Well, Here Goes Nothing… – The Observatorium
Friday Night Babe – Proof Positive
DaleyGator DaleyBabe Mayuka Isawa
Saturday Night is Bath Night………. – Theo Spark
VIDEO: Alyssa Miller Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 – American Power
Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup – The Pirate’s Cove
Melanie Laurent – Eye of Polyphemus
Rule 5-rs Vindicated? or “It’s Okay Breasts, You Can Come Out Now.” – Corndog
CP Rule #5 – Japanese Edition – Conservative Perspective
Rule 5 Sunday Falls On A Monday This Week – The Other McCain
The Injustice of Social Justice with Jessica Alba – The Classic Liberal
Ohio State Schools George Mason, 98-66 – Reaganite Republican
You guys are so gullible. You’ll go for any old hoax as long as it gives you an excuse to look a pair of beautiful breasts. Well, I for one, don’t need an excuse. In fact, it’s built-in to my programming. Never mind the fact that you’ve bought a robot that has to stop, turn and stare at every attractive female robot in the vicinity or that you needed your project worked on right now…
hey, Boobs!
What were you saying?
It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.
So with that being said, here are a couple of distractions for you in the form of a lovely soccer fan by the name of Larissa Riquelme,who just might be nearly naked in a few of these photos, but hey, don’t hold that against her, she’s European. They have a different dress code over there.
Lucky us.
Here’s a collection of WTF articles I’m running across as I Bar-B-Que in preparation for the Stupor Bowl tomorrow.
Outrage! American female soldiers forced to give up helmet for hijab
Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman Has Trademarked Her Name to Cash In on Her Popularity
Egypt: Camel Jockeying For Position
How about a nice, hot, steaming cup of STFU?
Planned Parenthood Off The Rails
Abortion in an Acupuncture Clinic?
Obamacare Unconstitutional (again)
Obama Rewarded Fundraiser with Ambassadorship, Now Embassy Staff Needs Mental Help
Anthony Weiner Bill Maher: Anti-Intellectuals Glenn Beck Sarah Palin Video
Obama Ignores Judicial Ruling… Again
Fury builds over blackouts caused by de-industrialization of America
Not WTF but WOW! – Video: The skin gun
Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution: Chapter 1
Video: Chris Matthews is Shocked Shocked At The Idea Of Commies And Islamists Colluding
Sarah Palin on Obama’s State of the Union Speech: WTF? – Video
Mainstream Media Silent On WikiLeak Revelation Obama Betrayed British Nuclear Secrets
and
Obama Turns Over British Nuclear Secrets to Russians
Jon Stewart Cleverly Dismantles Keith Olbermann, MSNBC, and Ed Schultz
We now interrupt this WTF link fest to wish a happy blogiversary to our much beloved friend Amuzing Bunni!
Happy Blog Day, babe! Be sure to hop on over to Bunni’s place and wish her a happy happy.
Back to the WTF, but speaking of bunnies,
Year of the Snow Bunnies? <— Rule 5 greatness from the Wysoki
WTF – ATF? – Huge hat tip to Sipsey Street Irregulars
EPA Crying Over Spilled Milk – Lactose Intolerance?
Spoiled Milk and Bad Gas: Something Stinks
Obama calls out Mubarack over ignoring the people’s wishes.
Hello pot? This is kettle… (Was that raaaaacist?)
and, nothing says WTF like hearing this from The Trog… Danica Patrick is dead to me.
A robot weeps.
Now for some creepy WTF – Facebook Exchange With Alex Knepper
and, not necessarily WTF, unless you think the left is actually for American values, even then it’s more OMG!
The quote is actually from David Horowitz, but Professor Douglas has some video and the link to Mr. Horowitz’s article.
Making Things Up As You Go: Study Says Political Party Is Written on Your Face
Just when you thought the Leftards could not get any more inane………..
Stepping once more out of the WTF department, Carol has something to wash your mind out with:
The President Who Stood By Our Side: My Tribute To Ronald Reagan
That’s all for now, gotta see what’s happening at the Barbie Que.
Whoa!
I’ll probably update this post later so, we’ll see ya when I get back! If these ladies let me, that is.
Sunday UPDATE 1:30 pm:
Sliced and ready.
As penance for ignoring the blog for over a week and as a reward for reaching the halfway mark on the tedious project I’m working on, the robot presents for your viewing pleasure the lovely and talented Cheryl Cole Tweedy.
Now quit looking at me like that.
Well, as close to here as I can be and not actually be here. This is a drive by post, really.
Work has been kicking my butt lately so I’m obviously not posting as much. I am however working on updating the US Timeline page in my spare time and yesterday added some new entries mentioned in an outstanding post over at Fuzzy Logic. I’m also working to add a few more later this evening or tomorrow. The rueful thing is, there are ever more additions to make to the list. :(
Meanwhile, my friend Steve sent me some musical pron that I just have to share. Some Rule 5 in the form of Meytal Cohen.
This chick rocks! Check it out:
What is Rule 5 you ask?
The Other McCain’s Sunday roundup offers a pretty broad example.
As does The Pirate’s Cove
and The Daley Gator
Catch you on the flip side.
zzzzz z   zz   z snort  Huh?
What do you mean it’s been three days? I jus…
Oh.
Well, I was busy. The Russians invaded Southeast Texas: White Russians, Black Russians, an entire army of Bolsheviks! Platoon after platoon of Kahlua laced soldiers bombarded the Robot’s fortress for the last few days and I beat back every last one, so cut me some slack. *hic*
Hang in there Skippy. I’ll be back to my irregularly scheduled, semi-occasional posting before you know it.
Meanwhile, check out that bitchin’ blogroll over there.
Or, for you Rule 5 fanatics, here’s a couple of Ashlee Simpson pics.
You’re welcome.
For no other reason than Catherine Zeta Jones hasn’t been getting enough attention lately, as far as I know, and this beautiful lady deserves her fair share of attention, don-cha-know.
Click to embiggen.
When I was playing the Need for Speed games, Brooke Burke happened to be one of the celebrities they embedded into one of the games. Lucky me.
Now, lucky you.
As usual, click to embiggify.