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With todays excursion into the Rule 5 jungle, we find the very lovely Gemma Atkinson, lounging in various pieces of lingerie.

How fortunate for us.

Rawr.

Gimme more Gemma!

Since Christina Aguilera debuted into the film world this week with the release of Burlesque, we here at the robot take pleasure in honoring the talented lady with some wallpapers ala The Other McCain’s Rule 5.

As usual, these all embiggen with the clickin’.

More Christina Aguilera after the break:

It’s time for a break from the political realm.

Time to step back for a moment and remember that beauty, and reason for wonderment abound.  It’s all around us. Take for example, this lovely lady, Veronika Zemanova. The good Lord has blessed this young lass with beauty and talents galore. It is our duty to admire his handiwork.

That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

More after the break:

Have you been over to visit the Reaganite Republican lately? Well, if you haven’t, you have some catching up to do. RR’s been fired up of late and has a couple of must read articles worthy of your time.

Monday he sounded the Horn of Helm Hammerhand to rouse the napping TEA Partiers to vigilance in a post titled:

Devious Lame-Duck Dems: This is Why Companies Don’t Allow Fired Employees to Stay Another Month to Pilfer and Sabotage

As legislators return to the Hill today, don’t let the reported “slow start” to the congressional lame duck session lull you into complacency… rather expect the worst and keep your guard up for a sharp left-hook at anytime over the coming weeks.

Please do read the whole thing as it lays out all sorts of nastiness they are planning for what just might be the lamest session of congress evah.

Earlier, RR asked this pertinent question:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: WHY is Marco Rubio Backing John Cornyn for NRSC Chair…?

That’s right… the same John Cornyn that tried -and failed- to screw-over Rubio in Florida by putting-in the fix for Sunkist Crist is now running unopposed... and Marco Rubio reportedly supporting his bid to remain NRSC Chairman!

The unfortunate conclusion of which was also covered vigorously at The Other McCain.

Lately, RR piqued my interest with articles discussing backwoods inventive auto repair and international arms and drug smuggling.

In other news, over at American Power, Prof. Douglas points us to another illegal immigrant doing a job an American citizen just won’t do: Fresno State Student Body President.

He also reports that Nancy got the job.

And now for something completely different. A pseudo-man, a myth and an obsession with Sarah Palin’s Uterus. Good times.

Speaking of Sarah Palin and obsessions, Tina Fey Awarded First Douche Nozzle Prize.

One more thing.

Tell your Senators to pass the Tester-Hagan Amendment and the Manager’s Amendment to protect family farmers! – Do it now.

Have a nice evening.

It’s come to this. Obama has exhausted all options short of apologetically bowing to Osama bin Laden  himself. (Oh, he did? Never mind.) So exhausted are our options he must now call on the only unused item in the arsenal and he’s chosen the blogosphere’s very own Smitty to wield it.

The Troglopundit honors Smitty with his own neolithic version of a send off. Careful following the link. Be sure to place any beverages on a flat surface. Wouldn’t want to ruin any keyboards.

No Runny Eggs has posted his own, along with Steve Burri and No Sheeples Here.

UPDATE: YankeePhil chimes in.

Woo Hoo! The holy grail has been found! Now where did I put it?

The Other McCain features the Robot today with the The Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Award!

Welcome The Other McCain Readers!

Guess I should straighten things up around here. Just step right over those beer cans, I’ll get to those in a sec.

Thanks to you Stacy and Smitty or whoever it was I paid to rig the FMJRAA lottery. *nudge nudge*

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Speaking of ToM losing their mind, Stacy McCain is unfortunately losing the services of an incredible mind, and all around nice guy for a while.

It may be fitting that Smitty makes his deployment announcement today, Veterans Day, as he prepares to ship off to warmer, sandier, more hostile places. He also takes the occasion to offer us some righteous motivation.

A small sample:

… Liberty ain’t cheap, and rejecting Progressivism may resemble pain for a while. That’s not pain. That’s Socialist weakness leaving the country, and don’t let these liars sell you otherwise.  Stand and deliver, the way a Progressive cannot, for, at heart, modern Progressivism is a synonym for cowardice.

Hear! Hear!

In saying see-ya-later, he requests:

If I’ve done you any favors, I’d ask that you make this the single most linked post in this blog’s history.

I’m all over that.

Get back to the states as quick as you can, Smitty. Here’s praying for your safe return.

And Sir Smitty, a word of advice: If you see the Grail Shaped Beacon, follow it. Face the peril!

Congratulations are in order for owner/journalist R.S. McCain and for bottlewasher/janitor Smitty of The Other McCain because they passed the 5 million hits mark yesterday morning around 9 o’clock. Managing the monumental task in just over two and a-half years from March 2008. Impressive. Most impressive.

Robert Stacy McCain, the originator of such memes as the “Full Metal Jacket Reach Around” and babe blogging or what has simply become known as “Rule 5″ has been a great asset to the blogging community and to the the political landscape of America these last years. No matter that his talents seem to go under appreciated by some convention circles. Your work is definitely worthy, Stacy. Even if your tenacity sometimes borders the line of cyber-stalker.

Then again, I’m looking to frame my first restraining order shortly so, I really have no room to offer advice. Whatever works for you bud. I say go for it.

Sadly, Stacy uses the occasion of the announcement to point out that our good friend Smitty, is being called to serve our country once again in the capacity of a REMF. I must admit stupidity to this new (to me) acronym and at first thought along the lines of MILF. But that brought to mind such horrible imagery, that my robotic brain threatened overload and quickly discharged the idea. After a quick search it turns out, happily, that REMF is shorthand for “Rockey Mountain Elk Foundation.” While the letters don’t match, it is still reassuring, although only slightly. If the Taliban are hiding in the Rockies, then we may very well be FUBAR.

Smitty, I hope you are able to rout the bastards out with God Speed and return to your rightful place of judging the worthiness of Rule 5 entries as soon as you possibly can. My sincere thanks and prayers go with you.

Be sure to stop by The Other McCain and congratulate them on a job well done.

Here’s to your next 5 million, fellas. May you reach that milestone in half the time.

H/T Troglopundit, Wyblog, Obi’s Sister, The Camp of the Saints, No Runny Eggs

But not for long!

The Robot’sz gonna get out his Sunday-go-to-meet’n-clothes ’cause his favorite lithe and lovely British heart-throb is back on the market!

Who, pray tell, sends me into such a tither?

Why, none other than the fabulousz, fantazmagorical Rachel Weisz! Yoo Hoo! I’ll be a little late comin’ home friendsz ’cause Daddy’sz got a sweet tooth tonight!

Sorry ’bout all you losersz who don’t have a chance in hell. She’sz all mine.

Herewith, a brief primer:

Click to super size.

Heart stopping, isn’t she?

Did someone say Rule 5?

Also, don’t forget to check out ToM’s Sunday Rule 5 Roundup.

A note received in the comments section helps sum up this week’s Rule 5 quite nicely, if in a round-about, truncated,  babel fish sort of way.

…Quite cool! I help your view!…

Well, I’m not sure about you, Mr. Anonymous Commenter, but Miss Vergara sure helps my view.

More Sofia Vergara after the jump:

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more. Aye? Aye? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Aye? Aye?

Much more Lucy Pinder after the jump.

Today we remember that it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. In order to help my readers in prioritizing the significance of the event, I’ve chosen a few appropriate photos which, in addition to the national campaign, I hope will also serve as a reminder of a friend whom we all miss dearly.

Is it “who” or “whom” in that context? I never can remember.

At any rate, on with the post.

This being Rule 5 Saturday, and pink being the color chosen for Save the Tata’s Month, this two part theme will be of a very pinkish hue. I’ll let the loyal reader guess as to the identity of the person I seek to honor and send well wishes to, because they have specifically asked to receive no undue attention.

As usual, some of these embiggin with near life-size results.

We pause for a little Rule 5 for the ladies:

Back to our regularly scheduled programming…

Almost finished with the project. As a reward for your patience, I offer a few photos of the lovely Shania Twain, who, I hear may be back on the market. I’ve got my phone set on Robo-dial and programmed with various alluring messages, just in case she answers  ’cause you know, there is no love like Robo-Love…

If you are unfamiliar with the Rule 5 phenomenon, please see The Other McCain’s brief explanation. You can also check out other bloggers who engage the Rule 5 at their blogs with delightful results.

American Power – Rev it up!

The Camp of the Saints – You must comply.

American Perspective – Vote!

The Troglopundit – Too sexy.

Washinton Rebel – Earthquake!

Pirates Cove – Vote Naked!

The Classic Liberal – Classic beauty.

A Nation of Cowards – Delightful.

The Other McCain – Bikini!

Wyblog – Inez!

The Daley Gator – Bull riding.

Theo Spark – Totty!

Caught Him With a Corndog – Big Boobs!

This week’s Rule 5 features a lithe and sultry young lass.

I’ve always had a secret attraction to Pink, the little spunky punk/pop rocker. She’s both adorable and fearless at once. She’s got a drive to be something bigger than herself that’s for sure and her music is not too bad either, and that’s coming from an old school rocker. I saw a feature on Palladia the other day called Carnival that would put even the biggest Lady GaGa production to the test.

Shut up ‘bot! Get on with the pictures!

Ok, Ok! Geez. Hold yer freaking horses already…

Beware the LBD.

—–> This way for more Pink ——>

This past week, Robert Stacy McCain did something most of us would not have the cojones to do. He went out on a limb to stay a few days. He bought a one-way ticket to Alaska to do some light political reporting and in the process scored an exclusive interview with the former First Dude of Alaska, Todd Palin. The piece was published by the American Spectator of which R.S. McCain is a regular contributor. Some might question the wisdom of such a move.

Some.

Personally, I think, as bloggers and interested readers, we are lucky to have access to the services of a true seasoned reporter working from the right side of the  political spectrum to help us discern the truly important issues, and candidates from the onslaught of misinformation out there. That, coupled with insightful commentary and analysis, make The Other McCain a must read for anyone who wishes to be enlightened and entertained.

Yesterday morning I clicked over to The Other McCain to find that Stacy’s visit with Todd Palin had transferred, possibly through osmosis, some primal urge to go deer hunting, with his 2004 KIA Optima(!) which, last I checked, isn’t offered with a night vision scope or laser sighting on the standard option package. No wonder the Palins keep the interviews with Todd to a minimum. We wouldn’t want that kind of macho thing catching on in the circles of say, the NYT, The Atlantic or Vanity Fair. Who knows what kind of hell on journalistic earth it would kindle.

I gather through my sources in the interwebz that Mr. McCain came through the Attack of the Whitetail ordeal with only minor injuries. The KIA, he says though, is K. I. A. An unfortunate occurrence since it was just recently repaired of engine trouble at great expense and now leaves our intrepid reporter with no visible means of motor-vation in this, the busiest time of an election cycle. I’m sure some of his readers will be moved to help out in a monetary fashion.

The other half of the most esteemed website called The Other McCain is manhandled by none other than the bagpipe wielding Smitty, a man who can wax prolific on politics, smack down some prose with the best of them and who’s help on the site I’m positive comes at a very high price, so Hit The Freaking Tip Jar!

I could go on prattling about the machismo of the virtuous and talented staff of The Other McCain for days but I find it’s best to let you, Dear Reader, find out for yourself. Head on over to The Other McCain, dictionary in hand, with full expectations of learning a thing or two about how the big boys do it.

Be sure to let ‘em know an admiring robot sent you.

In keeping up the high standards of Rule 5 here at the Robot, and to augment what some other fine bloggers have already offered this week in the hotness category, such as EoP, TCL, Rebel 5, Theo Spark, WyBlog and POWIP plus a new find, Hell on Earth, and also to double down on my bid to be included in The Other McCain’s weekly Rule 5 Roundup, I’ve decided to continue my obsession -er- infatuation with all things Eva Mendes. Here are a few choice photos of the lovely lady for our enjoyment.

As usual, most of these embiggen with the clickin’. Some are ridiculously huge. You’re welcome.

A lot more of Eva after the jump…

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