Posts Tagged ‘The Other McCain’
On bin Laden’s Death and Conspiracy Theories
May 3, 2011 | Author robot
The Troglopundit must be stopped!
First, he throws some lighter fluid on the already flimsy kindling that is the “when did bin Laden die” conspiracy.
(BTW, I like deathers too, but sharkers might work as well.)
Now he’s attempting to put to rest every conspiracy in the book!
JFK, The Truthers, The Moon Landing, Obama’s BC (You know where I stand on that one.) and now bin Laden, all in one fell swoop!
Hey, hold on there a minute, Bucko. Leave some meat for the rest of us wolves to chew on, would ya? If you disprove all of them, then we won’t be able to milk these things for more traffic until the Danica Patrick sex tape is released.
What? There is no Danica Patrick sex tape? Heh, that’s just what they told you.
As for bin Laden, everyone knows it was Smitty, in the hide, with the sniper rifle.
And now I hear that Belvedere has found the Mother Ship, Bigfoot and Elvis. Say it isn’t so!
Oh, and here’s an FYI: According to just about everyone on Twitter, the first rule of Seal Team Six is, there is no Seal Team Six.
Got it? Good.
Stay suspicious, my friends.
Word of the Day Decade…
April 4, 2011 | Author robot
Fortitude.
…as in testicular fortitude.
As used by R.S. McCain to accurately describe Rep. Paul Ryan, who announced the first real plan to cut government’s wasteful spending.
Here’s the video, swiped from The Other McCain because everyone needs to see it, but be sure to check out Stacy’s comments also.
Posted in Conservatism, Paul Ryan 2012, The Other McCain, US Politics, Video | 
Tags: The Other McCain, US Politics | 
7 Comments »
March Madness Sweater Puppies Contest Entry #2
March 22, 2011 | Author robot
Is it too early to post another entry?
Nah.
Ra Ra Rawr.
Be sure to check out the March Madness Sweater Puppies Contest at No Sheeples Here, and more Rule 5 action at The Other McCain.
UPDATE:
Adrienne Palicki New Wonder Woman?
Bob observes the distinctions in costumery with his usual… astute-ery.
TOM brings a bevy of bodacious babe links.
American Perspective found Shakira acting wolfish.
Proof Positive threatens to increase the babe-age. (Is that a promise?)
Not Rule 5 but how can you ignore this title? —> I Want To Be A Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Gator Doug brings Linkfest-a-palooza.
Maggie has a very lovely bond girl.
Wait.
Is William Teach accusing me of having man-boobs?
Sorry for that visual.
Rinse your head out with this from The Watcher: Kristen Bell
American Power doubles down: “Rule 5 hotness along with some counter-jihad blogging.”
What a concept.
UPDATE II:
Posted in Babes, Cheerleaders, Fun, March Madness, No Sheeples Here, Rule 5, US Politics | Tags: Babes, No Sheeples Here, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 11 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Larissa Riquelme
March 5, 2011 | Author robot
You guys are so gullible. You’ll go for any old hoax as long as it gives you an excuse to look a pair of beautiful breasts. Well, I for one, don’t need an excuse. In fact, it’s built-in to my programming. Never mind the fact that you’ve bought a robot that has to stop, turn and stare at every attractive female robot in the vicinity or that you needed your project worked on right now…
hey, Boobs!
What were you saying?
It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.
So with that being said, here are a couple of distractions for you in the form of a lovely soccer fan by the name of Larissa Riquelme,who just might be nearly naked in a few of these photos, but hey, don’t hold that against her, she’s European. They have a different dress code over there.
Lucky us.
Click for more Larissa Riquelme…
Posted in Babes, Larissa Riquelme, Rule 2, Rule 5 | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 20 Comments »
Government Cheese
February 18, 2011 | Author robot
A couple of Automotivators inspired by the Wisconsin public employees union protests.
Photos thanks to Ann Althouse here and here.
Around the blogosphere:
The Trog has a question about the happenings.
R.S. McCain has a list of employee salaries and wonders on a Cheesehead Revolution.
General Belvedere has a few choice words as well.
Also, my favorite frugal female has found the Wanted Poster of the Day Week Month.
Update: Chris hands the hypocrites their walking papers.
American Perspective found the Dem’s a hidey-hole.
Jesse Jackson: “Someone threw a protest and didn’t invite me?”
Shamus sez: ‘Edumicashun = Indoctrinashun’
and,
speaking of Spellchek…
Now, since it’s Friday, how about some music to fit the theme of this post?
Posted in American Perspective, Automotivators, Conservative Hideout, Education, Frugal Cafe Blogzone, Gov't Mule, Great Blogs, Humor, Liberalism, Music, Public Unions, SEIU, Socialism, Spellchek, The Camp of the Saints, The Other McCain, Troglopundit, US Politics, Video, WyBlog | Tags: Automotivators, Democrat Play Book, Humor, Liberalism, Music, Socialism, TCOTS, The Other McCain, US Politics, Video | 29 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Cheryl Cole Tweedy
January 22, 2011 | Author robot
As penance for ignoring the blog for over a week and as a reward for reaching the halfway mark on the tedious project I’m working on, the robot presents for your viewing pleasure the lovely and talented Cheryl Cole Tweedy.
Now quit looking at me like that.
Continue reading “Rule 5 Saturday: Cheryl Cole Tweedy” »
Posted in American Perspective, American Power, Amusing Bunni, Babes, Cheryl Cole Tweedy, Eye of Polyphemus, Pirates Cove, Rule 5, That's Right, The Camp of the Saints, The Classic Liberal, The Daley Gator, The Other McCain, Theo Spark, Troglopundit, US Politics, Washington Rebel, WyBlog, YankeePhil | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, TCOTS, The Other McCain | 23 Comments »
Huh? Wha…?
January 3, 2011 | Author robot
zzzzz z zz z snort Huh?
What do you mean it’s been three days? I jus…
Oh.
Well, I was busy. The Russians invaded Southeast Texas: White Russians, Black Russians, an entire army of Bolsheviks! Platoon after platoon of Kahlua laced soldiers bombarded the Robot’s fortress for the last few days and I beat back every last one, so cut me some slack. *hic*
Hang in there Skippy. I’ll be back to my irregularly scheduled, semi-occasional posting before you know it.
Meanwhile, check out that bitchin’ blogroll over there.
Or, for you Rule 5 fanatics, here’s a couple of Ashlee Simpson pics.
You’re welcome.
More Rule 5 hotness can be found at The Other McCain.
And still more at The Camp of the Saints.
Posted in Ashlee Simpson, Babes, Humor, Rule 5, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Humor, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 12 Comments »
Rule 5 Tuesday: Catherine Zeta Jones
December 28, 2010 | Author robot
For no other reason than Catherine Zeta Jones hasn’t been getting enough attention lately, as far as I know, and this beautiful lady deserves her fair share of attention, don-cha-know.
Click to embiggen.
More Catherine Zeta Jones after the break…
Posted in American Power, Babes, Catherine Zeta Jones, Great Blogs, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints, The Daley Gator, The Other McCain, US Politics, YankeePhil | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, TCOTS, The Other McCain | 10 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Brooke Burke
December 18, 2010 | Author robot
When I was playing the Need for Speed games, Brooke Burke happened to be one of the celebrities they embedded into one of the games. Lucky me.
Now, lucky you.
As usual, click to embiggify.
More Brooke Burke after the jump.
There Goes the…
December 18, 2010 | Author robot
Image from http://www.invisiblegreen.com/flowers-at-uga
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
Won’t you be, my neighbor?
Hi boys and girls.
Welcome to Mr. Robot’s neighborhood.
A lot has been happening over the last few weeks, and sometimes we get so busy that we forget to take time for friends. to smell the roses so to speak.
There are lots of flower gardens in Mr. Robot’s neighborhood. There are lilies, daffodils, dandelions, azaleas, obaminions, daisys, Chaz Yonsons. Not to mention the rose bushes.
And speaking of roses, it’s been a while since we’ve gone to see our friend Carol who, strangely, makes the robot dream of electric sheep. (shhhh – Don’t go there. This is a PG 13 show.)
Would you kids like to come with me to visit the nice ladies in the neighborhood? Sure you would. Let’s go.
Carol has been busy decorating and adding her own brand of Christmas spice to her No Sheeples Here! website. She has also been honored with a nomination for the “Grande Conservative Blogress Diva 2011” award from Gay Patriot. And we here at the Robot’s Pub and Pool Hall congratulate her for this most deserved nomination.
Fat Kid Disrupts Obama Signing Childhood Obesity Bill
Child Emperor Abdicates Throne To ShamWow Guy
Also:
AP Soils Itself – Shame On Them
You mean all we had to do was just ASK?
C.S. Lewis is just a children’s author. Who knew?
Obi’s Sister always brings the good stuff to the party.
Down the road a little more, we find Opus#6 doing some redecorating of her own.
Good for her. Woodsterman does indeed have a knack for the olde school workmanship.
Opie shares that bit of beauty with us and in the post before, asks us to answer this sobering question:
One wonders what can possibly be the reasoning of the Democrat party to align with people such as this.
Then we find her giving no slack to the President and his regime and offering another thoughtful rumination for our consideration.
As we walk down the streets and lanes of Mr. Robot’s Neighborhood we also find some other great things on display and ladies espousing their unique points of view.
Here’s a random sampling:
Fat People: A Threat to National Security
Naancy Pelosi and the rest of the democrats are more than slightly insane…
They are a cranky bunch over there on the left. I like it!
Christmas is Coming, HERE’S HELP!
Criticizing Islam: International Crime?
Names to Remember: Senate Sponsors of the Dream Act
So where, exactly, do you think your money is safe?
Social conservatives battle fiscal conservatives for the soul of the Tea Party
One of These Things Is Not Like the Other.
Deja Vu: Duck and Cover “New” Policy for Nuclear Attack
TSA misses another security breach
Feds Force Oklahoma Bank to Remove Crosses and Bible Verse
Santa’s “Naughty or Nice” List: Liberty Counsel Publishes List of Retailers
Obama admits “there’s a sense he hasn’t been successful”
To Sexist AP, HuffPo Inanely Bashing Palin Is More Important Than Helping Haiti
Class Warfare, Revolution, Civil Unrest and the Unified Quest 2011
My Christmas 2010 Book-Giving Guide
Merry Christmas Patriots! Good News! Santa Claus is a Republican!
Politico calls Obama a “duffer”
*sniff* Say it isn’t so! *sniff* – Merry Christmas Cassandra. Robo-love to you and yours.
Season’s Greetings and Merry Christmas!
How Women Dress in the Workplace
Beware Those Who Seek Absolute Power
Journey to the Western Sahara.
Video: The 12 Days Of Christmas Winter
Hey, What Happened to Fixing our Image Around the World?
NOW Hags Target Hooters, Claiming The Restaurant Sells Sex To Kids
WikiLeaks: Cuba banned Sicko for depicting ‘mythical’ healthcare system
You think you have property rights? Think again.
They’re Called Boobs: the Toxic Lies of Erin Brockovich
Textbook Post #3: Blogging Is A Real Learning Experience
Go Christmas Shopping at Second Hand Rose
UPDATE: I missed this yesterday which could have been a worse mistake but for finding it today. Which is to say, how fortunate for those of you who had also missed it, because now, you haven’t.
Due to the thoughtful presentation and thorough documentation of the following article, it will be included on the “Prime” page of this blog for future reference.
Bravo Fuzzy.
History Class (Circa 2100)
Thanks to all these ladies for their hard work, for making my little neighborhood look and smell so nice, and for keeping your sharp eyes out for the monsters under the bed, or in the White House.
Merry Christmas ladies, and to you readers who put up with a drunken automaton.
Posted in American Perspective, Amusing Bunni, Blogging, Cassy Fiano, Caught Him With A Corndog, Conservatism, Frugal Cafe Blogzone, Great Blogs, Humor, Ladies of Liberty, Little Miss Attila, Maggie's Notebook, No Sheeples Here, Obi's Sister, Pundit & Pundette, Robo-love, The Other McCain, US Politics, View From The Porch, Villainous Company | Tags: Blogging, Conservatism, Humor, Linkfest, Robo-love, The Other McCain, US Politics | 13 Comments »
Musical Rule 5: Fiona Apple – Across the Universe
December 16, 2010 | Author robot
Do those guys ransacking the diner remind you of our Congress?
Does Fiona bring to mind someone trying hard to ignore the destruction of our constitution?
Does Fiona meet with The Other McCain’s or Wombat’s *ahem* strict Rule 5 specifications?
Patience, grasshopper. Sunday awaits.
Posted in Babes, Blogging, Fiona Apple, Fiona Apple, Music, The Other McCain, US Politics, Video | Tags: Music, Rule 5, The Other McCain, Video | 6 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Gemma Atkinson
December 4, 2010 | Author robot
With todays excursion into the Rule 5 jungle, we find the very lovely Gemma Atkinson, lounging in various pieces of lingerie.
How fortunate for us.
Rawr.
Rule 5 Saturday: Christina Aguilera
November 27, 2010 | Author robot
Since Christina Aguilera debuted into the film world this week with the release of Burlesque, we here at the robot take pleasure in honoring the talented lady with some wallpapers ala The Other McCain’s Rule 5.
As usual, these all embiggen with the clickin’.
More Christina Aguilera after the break:
Rule 5 Friday – Veronika Zemanova
November 19, 2010 | Author robot
It’s time for a break from the political realm.
Time to step back for a moment and remember that beauty, and reason for wonderment abound. It’s all around us. Take for example, this lovely lady, Veronika Zemanova. The good Lord has blessed this young lass with beauty and talents galore. It is our duty to admire his handiwork.
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
Posted in Babes, Blogging, Rule 5, The Other McCain, Veronika Zemanova | Tags: Babes, Blogging, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 5 Comments »
Nap Time is Over
November 17, 2010 | Author robot
Have you been over to visit the Reaganite Republican lately? Well, if you haven’t, you have some catching up to do. RR’s been fired up of late and has a couple of must read articles worthy of your time.
Monday he sounded the Horn of Helm Hammerhand to rouse the napping TEA Partiers to vigilance in a post titled:
As legislators return to the Hill today, don’t let the reported “slow start” to the congressional lame duck session lull you into complacency… rather expect the worst and keep your guard up for a sharp left-hook at anytime over the coming weeks.
Please do read the whole thing as it lays out all sorts of nastiness they are planning for what just might be the lamest session of congress evah.
Earlier, RR asked this pertinent question:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: WHY is Marco Rubio Backing John Cornyn for NRSC Chair…?
That’s right… the same John Cornyn that tried -and failed- to screw-over Rubio in Florida by putting-in the fix for Sunkist Crist is now running unopposed... and Marco Rubio reportedly supporting his bid to remain NRSC Chairman!
The unfortunate conclusion of which was also covered vigorously at The Other McCain.
Lately, RR piqued my interest with articles discussing backwoods inventive auto repair and international arms and drug smuggling.
In other news, over at American Power, Prof. Douglas points us to another illegal immigrant doing a job an American citizen just won’t do: Fresno State Student Body President.
He also reports that Nancy got the job.
And now for something completely different. A pseudo-man, a myth and an obsession with Sarah Palin’s Uterus. Good times.
Speaking of Sarah Palin and obsessions, Tina Fey Awarded First Douche Nozzle Prize.
One more thing.
Tell your Senators to pass the Tester-Hagan Amendment and the Manager’s Amendment to protect family farmers! – Do it now.
Have a nice evening.
Posted in American Power, Great Blogs, Reaganite Republican, Robo-love, The Camp of the Saints, The Other McCain, US Politics | Tags: Robo-love, The Other McCain, US Politics | 7 Comments »
Fedora’s Secret Revealed (Ssshh)
November 15, 2010 | Author robot
It’s come to this. Obama has exhausted all options short of apologetically bowing to Osama bin Laden himself. (Oh, he did? Never mind.) So exhausted are our options he must now call on the only unused item in the arsenal and he’s chosen the blogosphere’s very own Smitty to wield it.
The Troglopundit honors Smitty with his own neolithic version of a send off. Careful following the link. Be sure to place any beverages on a flat surface. Wouldn’t want to ruin any keyboards.
No Runny Eggs has posted his own, along with Steve Burri and No Sheeples Here.
UPDATE: YankeePhil chimes in.
The Other McCain Loses Their Mind!
November 11, 2010 | Author robot
Woo Hoo! The holy grail has been found! Now where did I put it?
The Other McCain features the Robot today with the The Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Award!
Welcome The Other McCain Readers!
Guess I should straighten things up around here. Just step right over those beer cans, I’ll get to those in a sec.
Thanks to you Stacy and Smitty or whoever it was I paid to rig the FMJRAA lottery. *nudge nudge*
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Speaking of ToM losing their mind, Stacy McCain is unfortunately losing the services of an incredible mind, and all around nice guy for a while.
It may be fitting that Smitty makes his deployment announcement today, Veterans Day, as he prepares to ship off to warmer, sandier, more hostile places. He also takes the occasion to offer us some righteous motivation.
A small sample:
… Liberty ain’t cheap, and rejecting Progressivism may resemble pain for a while. That’s not pain. That’s Socialist weakness leaving the country, and don’t let these liars sell you otherwise. Stand and deliver, the way a Progressive cannot, for, at heart, modern Progressivism is a synonym for cowardice.
Hear! Hear!
In saying see-ya-later, he requests:
If I’ve done you any favors, I’d ask that you make this the single most linked post in this blog’s history.
I’m all over that.
Get back to the states as quick as you can, Smitty. Here’s praying for your safe return.
And Sir Smitty, a word of advice: If you see the Grail Shaped Beacon, follow it. Face the peril!
Posted in Babes, Blogging, Featured Blog, Humor, Military Appreciation, Monty Python, Smitty, The Other McCain, US Politics, Veterans Day, Video | Tags: Babes, Blogging, Humor, Military Appreciation, The Other McCain, US Politics, Video | 14 Comments »
The Other McCain + Five Million Hits = Congratulations!
November 10, 2010 | Author robot
Congratulations are in order for owner/journalist R.S. McCain and for bottlewasher/janitor Smitty of The Other McCain because they passed the 5 million hits mark yesterday morning around 9 o’clock. Managing the monumental task in just over two and a-half years from March 2008. Impressive. Most impressive.
Robert Stacy McCain, the originator of such memes as the “Full Metal Jacket Reach Around” and babe blogging or what has simply become known as “Rule 5″ has been a great asset to the blogging community and to the the political landscape of America these last years. No matter that his talents seem to go under appreciated by some convention circles. Your work is definitely worthy, Stacy. Even if your tenacity sometimes borders the line of cyber-stalker.
Then again, I’m looking to frame my first restraining order shortly so, I really have no room to offer advice. Whatever works for you bud. I say go for it.
Sadly, Stacy uses the occasion of the announcement to point out that our good friend Smitty, is being called to serve our country once again in the capacity of a REMF. I must admit stupidity to this new (to me) acronym and at first thought along the lines of MILF. But that brought to mind such horrible imagery, that my robotic brain threatened overload and quickly discharged the idea. After a quick search it turns out, happily, that REMF is shorthand for “Rockey Mountain Elk Foundation.” While the letters don’t match, it is still reassuring, although only slightly. If the Taliban are hiding in the Rockies, then we may very well be FUBAR.
Smitty, I hope you are able to rout the bastards out with God Speed and return to your rightful place of judging the worthiness of Rule 5 entries as soon as you possibly can. My sincere thanks and prayers go with you.
Be sure to stop by The Other McCain and congratulate them on a job well done.
Here’s to your next 5 million, fellas. May you reach that milestone in half the time.
H/T Troglopundit, Wyblog, Obi’s Sister, The Camp of the Saints, No Runny Eggs
Posted in Blogging, Great Blogs, Obi's Sister, Rule 2, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints, The Other McCain, Troglopundit, US Politics, WyBlog | Tags: Blogging, The Other McCain, US Politics | No Comments »
Guess Who’s Single Again…
November 9, 2010 | Author robot
But not for long!
The Robot’sz gonna get out his Sunday-go-to-meet’n-clothes ’cause his favorite lithe and lovely British heart-throb is back on the market!
Who, pray tell, sends me into such a tither?
Why, none other than the fabulousz, fantazmagorical Rachel Weisz! Yoo Hoo! I’ll be a little late comin’ home friendsz ’cause Daddy’sz got a sweet tooth tonight!
Sorry ’bout all you losersz who don’t have a chance in hell. She’sz all mine.
Herewith, a brief primer:
Click to super size.
Heart stopping, isn’t she?
Did someone say Rule 5?
Also, don’t forget to check out ToM’s Sunday Rule 5 Roundup.
Posted in Babes, Humor, Rachel Weisz, Rule 5, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 13 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Sofia Vergara
October 23, 2010 | Author robot
A note received in the comments section helps sum up this week’s Rule 5 quite nicely, if in a round-about, truncated, babel fish sort of way.
…Quite cool! I help your view!…
Well, I’m not sure about you, Mr. Anonymous Commenter, but Miss Vergara sure helps my view.
More Sofia Vergara after the jump:
Posted in Babes, Rule 5, Sofia Vergara, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 14 Comments »
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