Posts Tagged ‘The Other McCain’

…I take a break from the campaign trail to submit who I believe to be the winner of the contest. For if it is, in fact, a contest, our Fearless Reader: Barack Hussein Obama, is indeed the winner due to the fact he has declared war on every living soul in America and the free world for that matter. That the world just happens to contain a super-stretchy, pant-suit load of those feministic type people is not just a coincidence, it is a crucial part of the plan to divide and conjure. It also matters not that said feministas are clueless to Obama’s chicanery. In fact, it makes the offense ever more – um – offensive.

To illustrate, I give you the ultimate example of brain-washery.

Big tip of the tin chapeau to The Tree of Mamre from where I gleefully swiped this magnificent work of art.

For those uninitiated with National Offend a Feminist Week, please visit The Other McCain, Three Beers Later or The Camp of the Saints for your introductory materials, mandatory lampshade and sippy-cup.

… on the cheap while giving our Navy and Coast Guard a little target practice. Not to mention saving the expense of towing some old scow out to sea for the same purpose and  (Hey, Bonus!) feeding a few sharks.

Perhaps Admiral Smitty would be interested in re-upping for a couple of days to command the mission. We could call it “Operation Fish in a Barrel” or something. Of course you are encouraged to offer your own names for the op in the comments.

From the Gateway Pundit:

Iranian Regime Says It Will Move Ships Into Atlantic Off US Coast

The commander of the Iranian navy announced the regime plans to move vessels into the Atlantic Ocean to start a naval buildup near the US border.

Image from AP via FOX News

Normally, I would counter with something like: “Oh yea? Let me know how that works out for ya.” But in light of the present commander-in-chief, I’m afraid his response will be quite underwhelming.

If only we had a president who projected strength toward our enemies instead of bowing to them and establishing a weak to non-existent foreign policy which invites these kinds of military threats.

*sigh*

If only…

Here it comes…

Obama will soon double quadruple down on his failing socialist agenda. (Failing being a very relative term in this case.)

The talking heads on the left (read: Progressive/Marxist) are busy trying to paint themselves as centrist and objective while whining that their president has abandoned them. Or something. All to get the liberal base all wee-wee’d up to clamor for more spending and taxing and speeches about spending and taxing, which is what they do so well.

Our mighty mighty Photoshop™ friend Curmudgeon, over at Political Clown Parade has outdone their-self with a creepy Obama devil/alien/socialist/loser pic in answer to answer one Peggy Noonan quip.

Smitty takes time from tending his handsome newborn son to pen a few notes on the issue.

Dan Collins over at The Conservatory posted a reply to Mzzz. Noonan as well.

And Newsbusters’ Brent Baker catches three talking points being floated around the talk shows today.

What does it mean?

Classic democrat play book. The talking heads will pretend to be surprised that Obama has “moved too far to the right” when he has done no such thing; all the while painting the only adults in the room (read: TEA Party Conservatives and Libertarians) as the ones who are out of their minds for *gasp* addressing the true problems of over-spending and a government that is growing too big too fast which, in case you haven’t noticed, is the REAL crisis.

The Democrats/Progressives/Commies and RINO’s are deathly afraid that we will take away their credit cards, as well they should be because that would decrease their ability to buy more votes with your hard earned cash. So keep on fighting, calling your congress-critters and faxing the faxes because it ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings. The problem is, they would want you to believe that you’ve gained a little ground when you’ve actually been backed into another corner.

Don’t fall for it.

To quote a good friend of mine: WOLVERINES!

UPDATE: Joy McCann also posted on this yesterday at The Conservatory. Thanks for the heads-up, LMA!

The Anti-Jihad movement is growing.

From Zilla of the Resistance:

CALLING ALL LOVERS OF FREEDOM AND GOODNESS!!!

Operation United Front

I’m with you, Zilla. As Ben Franklin said at the signing of the Declaration of Independence,

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.

Now, folks, here are a few more Anti-Jihadists for your educational endeavors.

Michelle Malkin:

Another jihadist plot against American soldiers on American soil

The Other McCain:

Pamela Geller Vindicated, Again, While the LGF Auto-Beclownment Continues

Gateway Pundit:

US SOLDIER ARRESTED For Plotting Attack on Ft. Hood – Explosives Found in Vehicle

Muhammad Cartoon Comes To Life… Suicide Bomber Hides Bomb In Turban

Jihad Watch:

Muslim soldier arrested in new jihad plot against Fort Hood

BlackFive:

Soldiers Arrested Planning Attack

Pat Dollard:

NY Times: Tea Party = Hezbollah

Jawa Report:

Fort Hood Suspect Hearts Bradley Manning (And Has Some Supporters)

Maggie’s Notebook:

New Ft. Hood Plot? Nasser Jason Abdo Arrested – Two More Suspects Near Ft. Hood: Abdo Confessed

The Camp of the Saints:

Dhimmitude From A Dhimmitard

Atlas Shrugs:

Fort Hood Jihad II: Muslim Servicemen Arrested in Alleged Attack on Fort Hood, Captured with possession of large quantities of ammunition, weapons and the explosive makings of a bomb

American Power:

Anderson Cooper’s CNN Hit Piece Smears Geller/Spencer Counter Jihad

The Dailey Gator:

AWOL Muslim Soldier Arrested For Plotting Attack On Ft. Hood

That Mr. G Guy:

The Left Likes Them Some Mass Murderers

And in closing, a little humor from Moonbattery:

European Beach of the Future

The Troglopundit must be stopped!

First, he throws some lighter fluid on the already flimsy kindling that is the “when did bin Laden die” conspiracy.

(BTW, I like deathers too, but sharkers might work as well.)

Now he’s attempting to put to rest every conspiracy in the book!

JFK, The Truthers, The Moon Landing, Obama’s BC (You know where I stand on that one.) and now bin Laden, all in one fell swoop!

Hey, hold on there a minute, Bucko. Leave some meat for the rest of us wolves to chew on, would ya? If you disprove all of them, then we won’t be able to milk these things for more traffic until the Danica Patrick sex tape is released.

What? There is no Danica Patrick sex tape? Heh, that’s just what they told you.

As for bin Laden, everyone knows it was Smitty, in the hide, with the sniper rifle.

And now I hear that Belvedere has found the Mother Ship, Bigfoot and Elvis. Say it isn’t so!

Oh, and here’s an FYI: According to just about everyone on Twitter, the first rule of Seal Team Six is, there is no Seal Team Six.

Got it? Good.

Stay suspicious, my friends.

Fortitude.

…as in testicular fortitude.

As used by R.S. McCain to accurately describe Rep. Paul Ryan, who announced the first real plan to cut government’s wasteful spending.

Here’s the video, swiped from The Other McCain because everyone needs to see it, but be sure to check out Stacy’s comments also.

 

Is it too early to post another entry?

Nah.

Ra Ra Rawr.

Be sure to check out the March Madness Sweater Puppies Contest at No Sheeples Here,  and more Rule 5 action at The Other McCain.

UPDATE:

Adrienne Palicki New Wonder Woman?

Bob observes the distinctions in costumery with his usual… astute-ery.

TOM brings a bevy of bodacious babe links.

American Perspective found Shakira acting wolfish.

Proof Positive threatens to increase the babe-age. (Is that a promise?)

Not Rule 5 but  how can you ignore this title? —> I Want To Be A Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Gator Doug brings Linkfest-a-palooza.

Maggie has a very lovely bond girl.

Wait.

Is William Teach accusing me of having man-boobs?

Sorry for that visual.

Rinse your head out with this from The Watcher: Kristen Bell

American Power doubles down: “Rule 5 hotness along with some counter-jihad blogging.”

Kinetic… sweater… puckies?

What a concept.

UPDATE II:

How cool is this?

You guys are so gullible. You’ll go for any old hoax as long as it gives you an excuse to look a pair of beautiful breasts. Well, I for one, don’t need an excuse. In fact, it’s built-in to my programming. Never mind the fact that you’ve bought a robot that has to stop, turn and stare at every attractive female robot in the vicinity or that you needed your project worked on right now…

hey, Boobs!

What were you saying?

It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

So with that being said, here are a couple of distractions for you in the form of a lovely soccer fan by the name of Larissa Riquelme,who just might be nearly naked in a few of these photos, but hey, don’t hold that against her, she’s European. They have a different dress code over there.

Lucky us.

Click for more Larissa Riquelme…

A couple of Automotivators inspired by the Wisconsin public employees union protests.

Photos thanks to Ann Althouse here and here.

Around the blogosphere:

The Trog has a question about the happenings.

R.S. McCain has a list of employee salaries and wonders on a Cheesehead Revolution.

General Belvedere has a few choice words as well.

Also, my favorite frugal female has found the Wanted Poster of the Day Week Month.

Update: Chris hands the hypocrites their walking papers.

American Perspective found the Dem’s a hidey-hole.

Civil discourse?

Jesse Jackson: “Someone threw a protest and didn’t invite me?”

Shamus sez: ‘Edumicashun = Indoctrinashun’

and,

speaking of Spellchek…

Now, since it’s Friday, how about some music to fit the theme of this post?

As penance for ignoring the blog for over a week and as a reward for reaching the halfway mark on the tedious project I’m working on, the robot presents for your viewing pleasure the lovely and talented Cheryl Cole Tweedy.

Now quit looking at me like that.

Continue reading “Rule 5 Saturday: Cheryl Cole Tweedy” »

zzzzz  z    zz    z  snort   Huh?

What do you mean it’s been three days? I jus…

Oh.

Well, I was busy. The Russians invaded Southeast Texas: White Russians, Black Russians, an entire army of Bolsheviks! Platoon after platoon of Kahlua laced soldiers bombarded the Robot’s fortress for the last few days and I beat back every last one, so cut me some slack. *hic*

Hang in there Skippy. I’ll be back to my irregularly scheduled, semi-occasional posting before you know it.

Meanwhile, check out that bitchin’ blogroll over there.

Or, for you Rule 5 fanatics, here’s a couple of Ashlee Simpson pics.

You’re welcome.

More Rule 5 hotness can be found at The Other McCain.

And still more at The Camp of the Saints.

For no other reason than Catherine Zeta Jones hasn’t been getting enough attention lately, as far as I know, and this beautiful lady deserves her fair share of attention, don-cha-know.

Click to embiggen.

More Catherine Zeta Jones after the break…

When I was playing the Need for Speed games, Brooke Burke happened to be one of the celebrities they embedded into one of the games. Lucky me.

Now, lucky you.

As usual, click to embiggify.

More Brooke Burke after the jump.

Image from http://www.invisiblegreen.com/flowers-at-uga

It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…

Won’t you be, my neighbor?

Hi boys and girls.

Welcome to Mr. Robot’s neighborhood.

A lot has been happening over the last few weeks, and sometimes we get so busy that we forget to take time for friends. to smell the roses so to speak.

There are lots of flower gardens in Mr. Robot’s neighborhood. There are lilies, daffodils, dandelions, azaleas, obaminions, daisys, Chaz Yonsons. Not to mention the rose bushes.

And speaking of roses, it’s been a while since we’ve gone to see our friend Carol who, strangely, makes the robot dream of electric sheep. (shhhh – Don’t go there. This is a PG 13 show.)

Would you kids like to come with me to visit the nice ladies in the neighborhood? Sure you would. Let’s go.

Carol has been busy decorating and adding her own brand of Christmas spice to her No Sheeples Here! website. She has also been honored with a nomination for the “Grande Conservative Blogress Diva 2011” award from Gay Patriot. And we here at the Robot’s Pub and Pool Hall congratulate her for this most deserved nomination.

Just beyond Carol’s abode is one of my favorite magnolia blossoms, Obi’s Sister. I wonder what Obi’s Sister has been up to this week? Let’s peek in to find out….
Look! she’s found Teh Awesome.

Also:

AP Soils Itself – Shame On Them

You mean all we had to do was just ASK?

C.S. Lewis is just a children’s author. Who knew?

The Metaphors Keep Rollin’ In

Obi’s Sister always brings the good stuff to the party.

Down the road a little more, we find Opus#6 doing some redecorating of her own.

Good for her. Woodsterman does indeed have a knack for the olde school workmanship.

Opie shares that bit of beauty with us and in the post before, asks us to answer this sobering question:

Tell me again how Islam is the religion of Peace?

One wonders what can possibly be the reasoning of the Democrat party to align with people such as this.

Then we find her giving no slack to the President and his regime and offering another thoughtful rumination for our consideration.

As we walk down the streets and lanes of Mr. Robot’s Neighborhood we also find some other great things on display and ladies espousing their unique points of view.

Here’s a random sampling:

Walmart Terror

Fat People: A Threat to National Security

Naancy Pelosi and the rest of the democrats are more than slightly insane…

They are a cranky bunch over there on the left. I like it!

Christmas is Coming, HERE’S HELP!

Criticizing Islam: International Crime?

Paul Ryan Rocks It in Congress: Schools the Spendthrift Morons on the American Dream & the Impact When Taxes Are Raised (video)

Names to Remember: Senate Sponsors of the Dream Act

So where, exactly, do you think your money is safe?

Social conservatives battle fiscal conservatives for the soul of the Tea Party

One of These Things Is Not Like the Other.

Deja Vu: Duck and Cover “New” Policy for Nuclear Attack

TSA misses another security breach

Feds Force Oklahoma Bank to Remove Crosses and Bible Verse

Santa’s “Naughty or Nice” List: Liberty Counsel Publishes List of Retailers

Incoming!

Good Example

Books for young readers

Obama admits “there’s a sense he hasn’t been successful”

Love Condi! Meet Leeza…

To Sexist AP, HuffPo Inanely Bashing Palin Is More Important Than Helping Haiti

Class Warfare, Revolution, Civil Unrest and the Unified Quest 2011

My Christmas 2010 Book-Giving Guide

Merry Christmas Patriots! Good News! Santa Claus is a Republican!

Rush Goes RINO Hunting!

World Thought Police – Part 1

Politico calls Obama a “duffer”

*sniff* Say it isn’t so! *sniff* – Merry Christmas Cassandra. Robo-love to you and yours.

Season’s Greetings and Merry Christmas!

The Mexican Blackbird…

Beware Those Who Seek Absolute Power

Gifts & Good Reads Linkaround

Journey to the Western Sahara.

Video: The 12 Days Of Christmas Winter

Hey, What Happened to Fixing our Image Around the World?

NOW Hags Target Hooters, Claiming The Restaurant Sells Sex To Kids

WikiLeaks: Cuba banned Sicko for depicting ‘mythical’ healthcare system

You think you have property rights? Think again.

They’re Called Boobs: the Toxic Lies of Erin Brockovich

Textbook Post #3: Blogging Is A Real Learning Experience

Go Christmas Shopping at Second Hand Rose

UPDATE: I missed this yesterday which could have been a worse mistake but for finding it today. Which is to say, how fortunate for those of you who had also missed it, because now, you haven’t.

Due to the thoughtful presentation and thorough documentation of the following article,  it will be included on the “Prime” page of this blog for future reference.

Bravo Fuzzy.

History Class (Circa 2100)

Thanks to all these ladies for their hard work, for making my little neighborhood look and smell so nice, and for keeping your sharp eyes out for the monsters under the bed, or in the White House.

Merry Christmas ladies, and to you readers who put up with a drunken automaton.

Do those guys ransacking the diner remind you of our Congress?

Does Fiona bring to mind someone trying hard to ignore the destruction of our constitution?

Does Fiona meet with The Other McCain’s or Wombat’s *ahem* strict Rule 5 specifications?

Patience, grasshopper. Sunday awaits.

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