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I just read today that Czech glamor model Jana Defi aka Maria Swan / Princessa / Princzessa has retired! The Robot is overcome with anguish over this development, so to honor Miss Defi here are a few pictures of the lovely lass. We wish you well.

Oh, and if you’re wondering what this Rule 5 business is all about, czech out The Other McCain’s Sunday Rule 5 roundup.

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The robot is in a funky mood today. Funk in a good, R & B kind-of way. Time to dig on some LeAnn Rimes & Joss Stone from CMT Crossroads. This is the full show. It will play the first song (which kicks butt, BTW). If you want the rest, you’ll have to install the Veoh player. I did. Nothing bad happened.

Oh, this could be considered a Rule 5 post as these two are definitely hot.

What say you, Smitty?

What is Rule 5 you ask? See here for excellent examples.


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A note received in the comments section helps sum up this week’s Rule 5 quite nicely, if in a round-about, truncated,  babel fish sort of way.

…Quite cool! I help your view!…

Well, I’m not sure about you, Mr. Anonymous Commenter, but Miss Vergara sure helps my view.

More Sofia Vergara after the jump:

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more. Aye? Aye? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Aye? Aye?

Much more Lucy Pinder after the jump.

Today we remember that it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. In order to help my readers in prioritizing the significance of the event, I’ve chosen a few appropriate photos which, in addition to the national campaign, I hope will also serve as a reminder of a friend whom we all miss dearly.

Is it “who” or “whom” in that context? I never can remember.

At any rate, on with the post.

This being Rule 5 Saturday, and pink being the color chosen for Save the Tata’s Month, this two part theme will be of a very pinkish hue. I’ll let the loyal reader guess as to the identity of the person I seek to honor and send well wishes to, because they have specifically asked to receive no undue attention.

As usual, some of these embiggin with near life-size results.

We pause for a little Rule 5 for the ladies:

Back to our regularly scheduled programming…

Almost finished with the project. As a reward for your patience, I offer a few photos of the lovely Shania Twain, who, I hear may be back on the market. I’ve got my phone set on Robo-dial and programmed with various alluring messages, just in case she answers  ’cause you know, there is no love like Robo-Love…

If you are unfamiliar with the Rule 5 phenomenon, please see The Other McCain’s brief explanation. You can also check out other bloggers who engage the Rule 5 at their blogs with delightful results.

American Power – Rev it up!

The Camp of the Saints – You must comply.

American Perspective – Vote!

The Troglopundit – Too sexy.

Washinton Rebel – Earthquake!

Pirates Cove – Vote Naked!

The Classic Liberal – Classic beauty.

A Nation of Cowards – Delightful.

The Other McCain – Bikini!

Wyblog – Inez!

The Daley Gator – Bull riding.

Theo Spark – Totty!

Caught Him With a Corndog – Big Boobs!

Our rabble rousing friends over at Washington Rebel have relocated their lair. No doubt an attempt to fool the noses of the government’s internet snoop doggy dogs. In the process of moving, the rebellious crew have taken some liberties with the local women folk, snapping photos of them in, shall we say, compromising positions.

Well done sirs. Well done.

The Rebel appears to be expanding the roster of fine writers at the new digs as well. The more the merrier, eh? Too much is never enough? Too much of a good thing is usually a great thing. You know, that whole sum of the parts is greater than the holy cow she’s hot!

Be sure to update your blogrolls and if you haven’t done so, place Washington Rebel prominently in your bookmarks.

http://washingtonreb.com

Rebel brothers, I thought you might need some help getting unpacked and sorting out your files so, I’ve taken the liberty of calling the steno pool.

A word. Peeping through windows with an SLR to your eye and a beer in your hand is no way to go through life, son.

But it’s  a hell of a way to entertain your  friends.

Congratulations on the new site!

This week’s Rule 5 features a lithe and sultry young lass.

I’ve always had a secret attraction to Pink, the little spunky punk/pop rocker. She’s both adorable and fearless at once. She’s got a drive to be something bigger than herself that’s for sure and her music is not too bad either, and that’s coming from an old school rocker. I saw a feature on Palladia the other day called Carnival that would put even the biggest Lady GaGa production to the test.

Shut up ‘bot! Get on with the pictures!

Ok, Ok! Geez. Hold yer freaking horses already…

Beware the LBD.

—–> This way for more Pink ——>

In keeping up the high standards of Rule 5 here at the Robot, and to augment what some other fine bloggers have already offered this week in the hotness category, such as EoP, TCL, Rebel 5, Theo Spark, WyBlog and POWIP plus a new find, Hell on Earth, and also to double down on my bid to be included in The Other McCain’s weekly Rule 5 Roundup, I’ve decided to continue my obsession -er- infatuation with all things Eva Mendes. Here are a few choice photos of the lovely lady for our enjoyment.

As usual, most of these embiggen with the clickin’. Some are ridiculously huge. You’re welcome.

A lot more of Eva after the jump…

What with some loon on Huffpo conjuring up the mental imagery capable of scarring the minds of millions by offering a bounty for a Glenn Beck sex tape, I thought a little mind bleach in order, so I’ve spared no expense and a couple of minutes to scour the interbebz for this gem of a memory washer.

The Eva Mendes Sex Tape!

Yes! And it is everything you had hoped for, except what you really wanted. Great stuff anyway.

I wonder if this will pass muster with the Rule 5 committee? What say ye Smitty?

For more Rule 5 hotness, check out Bob’s Rule 5 roundup.

American Power brings the goods as well.

This week, a tribute to simplicity and class. The ladies hold this secret weapon in a secluded place us guys know nothing about and they use it sparingly. If you get hit with one, you may as well surrender immediately. All is lost. Not that losing in this case is such a bad thing.

The weapon in question? The Little Black Dress.

Cameron Diaz

While searching for LBD pictures, I found evidence of an upcoming fashion trend. I’ve heard of getting poured into a pair of jeans, but the following put a new twist on things indeed.

For more info on Rule 5, see The Other McCain’s always incredible Sunday Rule 5 roundups.

This week the Robot’s featured blog is known to many in the blogospere because of his tireless work linking to other fine blog posts with his damn near daily “Right Wing Links” in which is invariably featured some beautiful Rule 5 action to help us all wash down the inevitable bad news we are about to stomach. Mike has great taste in the female form and never disappoints in that regard.

His insight into the Liberal psyche is just as keen, as he displays when speaking on subjects such as the economy or his absolute passion for the Classic Liberal ideals of Libertarianism. He and I may disagree on a very few finer points of application of those ideas, but you will never hear me discount the rightness of them.

I learn something new every time I visit The Classic Liberal and I know you will also. So quit sitting there reading my incoherent drivel, check out The Classic Liberal Blog and be sure to tell him a drunken automaton said hello.

National Cheesecake Day!

And there was much rejoicing…

What’s that? You’ve never heard of National Cheesecake Day? Well there must be one, because Chris Wy of the famous WyBlog says there is.

And we take Chris very much at his word, we do. Three of the sweetest words we will ever hear.

Both of me.

All of us.

We.

Why are you looking at your monitor like that?

Ha! I get it.

You must be one of those cheesecake haters! How dare you turn your back on the greatly adored and forever admired, adorned with cherries and or strawberries, very much beloved, cheesecake.

I’ll have you know that the robot was raised on cheesecake and we’ll have none of that talk of banning the creamy sweetness around these parts, no-sirree.

So, with that in mind, and with a tip of the Rule 5 mechanical fedora to R.S. Mcain of The Other McCain and his trusty sidekick Smitty, the Robo-diner will now serve up some dessert in the lithe and beautifully British form of the lovely and talented Misz Rachel Weisz.

 

More of Rachel after the jump…

R.S. McCain is forthcoming with TMI today, or as a friend of mine likes to call it, “overshare.”

I’m blogging completely naked from a posh suite at the fabulous Venetian Resort Hotel?

*shudder*

I really wish I hadn’t read that, but since I did, you must now be subjected to the same mental torture, in keeping with the current regime’s mantra of sharing the wealth and spreading the pain.

After all, this is an equal opportunity blog.

OK, wash your mind out with a couple pictures of Bobbi Billard.

Have I mentioned Rule 5?

Oh Yea!

This week’s Rule 5 of The Other McCain’s “How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year” features a stunning brunette by the name Olivia Munn. We can’t have too many stunning brunettes now, can we?

Class?

Class?

*sigh*

Stunned by Munn.

Here, let me help you with that…

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