Posts Tagged ‘Babes’
Happy Blog Day, Motor City Times!
November 7, 2010 | Author robot
Be sure to drop by and wish a hearty Happy Happy to my good friend Steve of Motor City Times, who is celebrating his second blog anniversary!
To commemorate this auspicious occasion, we here at the Robotic Institute for the Advancement of All Things Bodacious have searched high and low for the proper gift and it comes to mind that a little Rule 5 might be in order.
Happy Blog Day my friend.
Also, don’t forget to check out ToM’s Sunday Rule 5 Roundup.
Posted in Babes, Blogging, Blogiversary, Denise Milani, Great Blogs, Motor City Times | 
Tags: Babes, Blogging, Rule 5 | 
5 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Jana Defi
November 6, 2010 | Author robot
Say it isn’t so!
I just read today that Czech glamor model Jana Defi aka Maria Swan / Princessa / Princzessa has retired! The Robot is overcome with anguish over this development, so to honor Miss Defi here are a few pictures of the lovely lass. We wish you well.
Oh, and if you’re wondering what this Rule 5 business is all about, czech out The Other McCain’s Sunday Rule 5 roundup.
Posted in American Perspective, American Power, Babes, Jana Defi, Pirates Cove, Rule 5, The Camp of the Saints, The Classic Liberal, The Other McCain, Theo Spark, Washington Rebel, WyBlog | Tags: Babes, Blogging, Linkfest, Rule 5 | 12 Comments »
LeAnn Rimes & Joss Stone Get Funky
October 29, 2010 | Author robot
The robot is in a funky mood today. Funk in a good, R & B kind-of way. Time to dig on some LeAnn Rimes & Joss Stone from CMT Crossroads. This is the full show. It will play the first song (which kicks butt, BTW). If you want the rest, you’ll have to install the Veoh player. I did. Nothing bad happened.
Oh, this could be considered a Rule 5 post as these two are definitely hot.
What say you, Smitty?
What is Rule 5 you ask? See here for excellent examples.
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Posted in Babes, Joss Stone, LeAnn Rimes, Music, Rule 5, The Other McCain, US Politics, Video | Tags: Babes, Music, Rule 5, Video | 3 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Sofia Vergara
October 23, 2010 | Author robot
A note received in the comments section helps sum up this week’s Rule 5 quite nicely, if in a round-about, truncated, babel fish sort of way.
…Quite cool! I help your view!…
Well, I’m not sure about you, Mr. Anonymous Commenter, but Miss Vergara sure helps my view.
Posted in Babes, Rule 5, Sofia Vergara, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 16 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Lucy Pinder
October 16, 2010 | Author robot
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more. Aye? Aye? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Aye? Aye?
Posted in Babes, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Lucy Pinder, Rule 5, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 7 Comments »
TBF Congratulates Ruth McClung
October 15, 2010 | Author robot
Another conservative lady comes to Arizona’s defense, and by doing so, America’s as well. Ruth McClung is a physicist who is concerned about the direction of our country, not a career politician, concerned with lining their pockets.
…I cannot stand on the sidelines when politicians in Washington (like my opponent) are grabbing control of our personal freedoms, wrecking our economy, recklessly spending our money, and destroying America’s greatness. We need to return to limited government, personal responsibility and integrity, a strong work ethic, and opportunity for all. The American dream is to be self reliant and work to achieve the life that you want, not live off the government.
As a nation, we face many complex challenges requiring innovative solutions. My technical knowledge and expertise in scientific problem solving will be valuable in solving these problems. I will take strong, decisive stands on border security and immigration, curbing out-of-control government debt, and promoting job creation through a free market economy. I am committed to limiting our government and defending our Constitution. Working as a physicist, I understand the importance of finding the right solution instead of causing new problems. Maybe it does take a rocket scientist.
Ruth
Follow Ruth McClung on Facebook.
I’ve made my donation. Now it’s your turn.
Posted in Arizona, Campaigns, Conservatism, Conservative Candidates, Ladies of Liberty, RightKlik, Ruth McClung, Ten Buck Fridays, US Politics, Video | Tags: Babes, Conservatism, Illegal Immigration, Ten Buck Fridays, US Politics, Video | 1 Comment »
Extraterrestrials Secretly Abduct Robot, Empty Liquor Cabinet
October 6, 2010 | Author robot
After much contemplation, a lot of hand-wringing analysis of the site stats, and a few beers, I’ve come to the conclusion that Bob Belvedere is right. I have a problem titling my posts. See, I’m stoopid. I was under the impression that people might actually be interested, even a bit PO’d to find out the identities of the insidious Socialists in their State Governments, but I guess not. (Those of you who shared the posts are of course not included.)
The socialists at the national level? Who needs to search for those? They are on TV and the intertoobz every day. I can’t turn on my radio without hearing Obummer spouting off about his latest Baracklishment, and after the HealthCare jam-down, anyone who is remotely sane has already put names to their particular demons.
So, where are you going with this ‘bot?
Glad you asked.
From now on, I’m going to strive to be more creative, more exciting, tantalizing, even titillating with my headlines.
For instance, I think the “1000+ Socialists in State Governments” post could have been helped with some more panache’. How about:
“Beer Swilling Space Aliens Take Over Capitol!”
No? OK, let’s try to inject a bit more sex.
“Big Breasted Babes Danger to Mother Gaia!”
“Massive Melons Threaten to Tip Earths Axis!”
“Cleavage Crisis Widens! Enviro-Mentalists Urge Ban on Silicone!”
That one should start a riot or two.
Here’s one for the “Twilight” crowd:
“Deadly Vampire Swamp Creatures Invade New Hampshire! Ignore At Your Own Peril!” (Some may be more truthful than others.)
Sure, they have no relevance to the article. So what? The New York Times and National Enquirer get away with overblown hype every day. People want entertainment. They don’t want the truth. The majority of them wouldn’t know the truth if an America-hating Commie/Muslim was in the White House stealing trillions from them for his personal slush fund and trashing the nation’s sovereignty while smacking them in the face with a Ground Zero Mosque! To them I say, careful what you ignore. In today’s day and age, what you don’t know can and will kill you.
Hope you’ve enjoyed today’s rant. I was really pissed off when I started this. Now I’m only slightly flustered.
Posted in 9/11, Blogging, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Cloward-Piven, Communism, Corruption, Humor, Illegal Immigration, Islam, Obama Care, Personal, Progressive States Network, Rant, Socia-List, Socialism, The Camp of the Saints, US Politics | Tags: Babes, Barack Hussein Obama, Conservatism, Humor, US Politics | 9 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: Save the Tatas Edition
October 2, 2010 | Author robot
Today we remember that it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. In order to help my readers in prioritizing the significance of the event, I’ve chosen a few appropriate photos which, in addition to the national campaign, I hope will also serve as a reminder of a friend whom we all miss dearly.
Is it “who” or “whom” in that context? I never can remember.
At any rate, on with the post.
This being Rule 5 Saturday, and pink being the color chosen for Save the Tata’s Month, this two part theme will be of a very pinkish hue. I’ll let the loyal reader guess as to the identity of the person I seek to honor and send well wishes to, because they have specifically asked to receive no undue attention.
As usual, some of these embiggin with near life-size results.
We pause for a little Rule 5 for the ladies:
Posted in Amusing Bunni, Babes, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Denise Milani, Lucy Pinder, Rule 5, The Other McCain, US Politics | Tags: Babes, Blogging, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 14 Comments »
Ladies of Liberty: A Tribute Video
September 25, 2010 | Author robot
A few weeks ago, while listening to some old Hank Jr. I remembered a song he did in the seventies called Outlaw Women. It occurred to me that it might make good background music for a tribute to the conservative ladies in the political arena today. I sought out the tune and upon hearing it again, realized that a few lines just didn’t quite fit what I thought the proper message should be, which lead to a search for a song that did fit, but I kept coming back to the Outlaw. This left one choice. I would have to rewrite some lines and *gasp* sing the thing myself.
What follows is the result of the last few weeks agonizing in the studio over enunciation and phrasing and then compiling photos and learning how to use the video software. (Thanks Carol!)
I apologize in advance if I left anyone out. You can also blame me for any mistakes or faux-pas, or you can just blame Bush. Yea, that’s the ticket. Blame Bush.
Feel free to share it with anyone who likes Grizzly Mamas and really bad vocals.
Cheers!
Rule 5 Friday: Shania Twain
September 24, 2010 | Author robot
Almost finished with the project. As a reward for your patience, I offer a few photos of the lovely Shania Twain, who, I hear may be back on the market. I’ve got my phone set on Robo-dial and programmed with various alluring messages, just in case she answers ’cause you know, there is no love like Robo-Love…
If you are unfamiliar with the Rule 5 phenomenon, please see The Other McCain’s brief explanation. You can also check out other bloggers who engage the Rule 5 at their blogs with delightful results.
American Power – Rev it up!
The Camp of the Saints – You must comply.
American Perspective – Vote!
The Troglopundit – Too sexy.
Washinton Rebel – Earthquake!
Pirates Cove – Vote Naked!
The Classic Liberal – Classic beauty.
A Nation of Cowards – Delightful.
The Other McCain – Bikini!
Wyblog – Inez!
The Daley Gator – Bull riding.
Theo Spark – Totty!
Caught Him With a Corndog – Big Boobs!
Breaking News: Lions’ Den Relocated
September 17, 2010 | Author robot
Our rabble rousing friends over at Washington Rebel have relocated their lair. No doubt an attempt to fool the noses of the government’s internet snoop doggy dogs. In the process of moving, the rebellious crew have taken some liberties with the local women folk, snapping photos of them in, shall we say, compromising positions.
Well done sirs. Well done.
The Rebel appears to be expanding the roster of fine writers at the new digs as well. The more the merrier, eh? Too much is never enough? Too much of a good thing is usually a great thing. You know, that whole sum of the parts is greater than the holy cow she’s hot!
Be sure to update your blogrolls and if you haven’t done so, place Washington Rebel prominently in your bookmarks.
Rebel brothers, I thought you might need some help getting unpacked and sorting out your files so, I’ve taken the liberty of calling the steno pool.
A word. Peeping through windows with an SLR to your eye and a beer in your hand is no way to go through life, son.
But it’s a hell of a way to entertain your friends.
Congratulations on the new site!
Posted in Babes, Blogging, Washington Rebel | Tags: Babes, Blogging, Conservatism, Rule 5, US Politics | 6 Comments »
Rule 5 Friday – Pink!
September 10, 2010 | Author robot
This week’s Rule 5 features a lithe and sultry young lass.
I’ve always had a secret attraction to Pink, the little spunky punk/pop rocker. She’s both adorable and fearless at once. She’s got a drive to be something bigger than herself that’s for sure and her music is not too bad either, and that’s coming from an old school rocker. I saw a feature on Palladia the other day called Carnival that would put even the biggest Lady GaGa production to the test.
Shut up ‘bot! Get on with the pictures!
Ok, Ok! Geez. Hold yer freaking horses already…
Beware the LBD.
Posted in Babes, Blogging, Pink, Rule 5, US Politics | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 7 Comments »
Rule 5 Friday: Eva Mendes
September 3, 2010 | Author robot
In keeping up the high standards of Rule 5 here at the Robot, and to augment what some other fine bloggers have already offered this week in the hotness category, such as EoP, TCL, Rebel 5, Theo Spark, WyBlog and POWIP plus a new find, Hell on Earth, and also to double down on my bid to be included in The Other McCain’s weekly Rule 5 Roundup, I’ve decided to continue my obsession -er- infatuation with all things Eva Mendes. Here are a few choice photos of the lovely lady for our enjoyment.
As usual, most of these embiggen with the clickin’. Some are ridiculously huge. You’re welcome.
Posted in American Power, Babes, Eva Mendes, Rule 5, Sex, The Classic Liberal, The Other McCain, US Politics, Washington Rebel, WyBlog | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 5 Comments »
Eva Mendes Sex Tape Discovered
September 3, 2010 | Author robot
What with some loon on Huffpo conjuring up the mental imagery capable of scarring the minds of millions by offering a bounty for a Glenn Beck sex tape, I thought a little mind bleach in order, so I’ve spared no expense and a couple of minutes to scour the interbebz for this gem of a memory washer.
The Eva Mendes Sex Tape!
Yes! And it is everything you had hoped for, except what you really wanted. Great stuff anyway.
I wonder if this will pass muster with the Rule 5 committee? What say ye Smitty?
For more Rule 5 hotness, check out Bob’s Rule 5 roundup.
Posted in Babes, Eva Mendes, Glenn Beck, Humor, Rule 5, Sex, US Politics, Video | Tags: Babes, Humor, Rule 5, The Other McCain, Video | 4 Comments »
Rule 5 Saturday: LBD Edition
August 28, 2010 | Author robot
This week, a tribute to simplicity and class. The ladies hold this secret weapon in a secluded place us guys know nothing about and they use it sparingly. If you get hit with one, you may as well surrender immediately. All is lost. Not that losing in this case is such a bad thing.
The weapon in question? The Little Black Dress.
While searching for LBD pictures, I found evidence of an upcoming fashion trend. I’ve heard of getting poured into a pair of jeans, but the following put a new twist on things indeed.
For more info on Rule 5, see The Other McCain’s always incredible Sunday Rule 5 roundups.
Posted in Babes, Cameron Diaz, Christina Aguilera, Christina Hendricks, Rule 5, The Other McCain | Tags: Babes, Rule 5, The Other McCain | 11 Comments »
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