Terrorism
No, I’m not talking about Obama or Pelosi.
Some email humor:
The first is purported to be from Jeff Foxworthy but I think he could have done most of them better.
I’ve revised it slightly as an instructional tool for the TSA.
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If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor…
You may be an Islamic Terrorist.
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have more wives than teeth…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If your cousin is president of the United States …
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
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Blonde Joke:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo …just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
From The Northern Echo UK:
On line fight for British ex para’s release escalates as he is sent back to Afghan prison cell after failed court hearing
THOUSANDS of members of an on line support group are intensifying their fight to have a Teesside serviceman released from an Afghan jail after he was refused his freedom by the Afghan authorities at a court hearing. Anthony Malone 37, an ex paratrooper from Billingham is being held in Pul-i-Charkhi prison in Afghanistan for allegedly owing thousands of dollars.
These barbarians want nothing more than ransom money. Let’s let this soldier and his family know that we are aware of and support Anthony Malone’s cause.
To his credit, Malone is steadily demanding that no money be paid for his release.
“Anthony is a man of principle and insists on his innocence. He wants to leave Pul-i-Charkhi as a freeman with his name cleared.”
Sign the petition and join the Facebook page!
Our president may not be much in the way of treating our British allies with the dignity and respect they deserve, but we can at least show that the American people won’t abandon them.
Anyone Still Wondering Where This PC Bullshit Is Going Better Take A Look At Britain.
Via twitter friend JihadHunter some disturbing images and a story to wake up the drowsy, that is if you want to be awakened at all. If not, sorry ’bout your bad luck.
From the UK Daily Mail:
Screaming hate and brandishing vile placards, Muslim extremists and far-Right groups clashed yesterday in ugly scenes that marred a parade by soldiers.
Around 40 members of a group called Muslims Against the Crusades (MAC) arrived with inflammatory banners featuring slogans such as ‘Butchers return’ and ‘What are you dying for? £18k’.
Now the good news. Some of our English brethren are tired of the BS as well:
They were soon confronted by 100 people, some wearing English Defence League T-shirts, who shouted ‘scum’ and ‘Muslim bombers off our streets’.

Thank God for anyone willing to stand up to this vile attempt at defaming defenders of freedom. Who do these idiots think protect their right to protest in the first place?













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