Islam
No, I’m not talking about Obama or Pelosi.
Some email humor:
The first is purported to be from Jeff Foxworthy but I think he could have done most of them better.
I’ve revised it slightly as an instructional tool for the TSA.
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If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor…
You may be an Islamic Terrorist.
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have more wives than teeth…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If your cousin is president of the United States …
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
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Blonde Joke:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo …just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Right. On.
Oh, and Stogie is spot-on as well.
There are just a few blogs on my daily reading list. I know there probably should be more but, when battling the cacophony of every day life, I don’t always have time to spend searching through the blogroll for the most worthy items. The question in that case becomes, where to find a source for insight and reasoned wisdom gleaned from a variety of sources, or commentary in their own essays that speak truth to modern times?
The site that has emerged as one of my daily go-to sources is The Camp of the Saints.
One finds a plethora of potent pontification, a vast area of knowledge, and a keen insight into the human psyche in the writings of TCOTS’ general proprietor, Robert “Bob” Belvedere. A man who continually exhibits exquisite taste in the finer things of life and of western civilization. I often find sharp and unwavering points of view to which I wholeheartedly agree when I visit The Camp of the Saints.
An example:
I think I speak for a lot of people when I state: I do not fear Islam. I despise it, disdain it, scorn it, because of almost everything it preaches. It is anti-freedom, anti-liberty. The name itself means ‘submission’ and it demands the subjugation of all, allowing for no dissent.
What was the question? Need you ask? I think not. No gray area there and dead spot-on, I must say.
Bob has a love of American principles that is unsurpassed, which is represented by his fierce desire for a strict interpretation of the constitution as written, not some living, breathing, floating target of ideals that change with the installation of some new judge or election of a political figure with their own particular axe to grind or social experiment to install.
Bob has also been a gracious, good humored commenter and sometimes mentor to your humble Robot over the short life of this blog and for that I am most grateful.
A more genial host you will not find than General Belvedere, unless of course your name is Pelosi, Reid, Obama or their ilk.
Be sure to add The Camp of the Saints to your bookmarks and blogrolls. Visit often, and be sure to tell Bob a drunken automaton blindfolded you, spun you around, and led you to his super secret lair. You can thank me later.
America needs more patriots like General Robert “Bob” Belvedere.













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