My friends, I fully intended to avail you all with another essay filled with wit, wisdom and profundity but alas, I tarried too long in the cranial cobwebs searching for the muse. The wily wordstress evaded me and I emerged without a construct. I hung my tin head in shame and despondency but at the last possible moment, just before I banished myself to the gloomy wilderness to beg the wood elves for a flogging, I caught a glimpse of something shimmering in a small corner of the interwebz. What could the glimmer of light be? I approached with trepidation. I’ve been fooled before, you see, lured by some shaman’s chant or siren’s call.

But not this time. For as I opened the link behind the door of email uncertainty, I found none other than the master himself, although he would never call himself such. I pulled back the curtain and to my delight there he was – Bill Whittle! waiting to share words of encouragement and motivation.

Is it no wonder that I could not find the elusive wench of wisdom? She was attending to Bill all along! And they have produced a masterful piece which is certain to enlighten and entertain! So I have created a portal through which you may view this shiny gem and partake of libertarian goodness.

Drink deep, my friends. Bill has found the grail! If only it would be more than a dream…

Comments
  • proof February 7, 2013 at 11:37 pm

    By Jove, he’s virtually correct!

    • robot February 8, 2013 at 1:08 am

      BHO isn’t qualified to shine BW’s shoes. Just sayin’.

  • Frank Koza February 13, 2013 at 4:58 am

    Aye, my good friend. May we all be so blessed to see an inaugural address like that in our lifetime.

    • robot February 13, 2013 at 3:38 pm

      Indeed, Mr. Koza. Indeed.

  • BUNNI April 1, 2013 at 12:45 am

    HI Robot! How’s my fav robo love friend. HAPPY EASTER to you and yours. I hope it was stellar. God Bless & protect you. As you tweeted just now, don’t go shopping in chicago…the savages are on the rampage, and of course the MSM is covering it up. Very distressing.

    Tourists beware, and don’t come here, it’s going to get 1,000 times worse once it warms up, and summer is here. Even life long residents aren’t safe in the supposedly “good parts” of town. You are safer staying home.

    • proof April 1, 2013 at 12:53 am

      Great. Now you tell us! I just took a job there as a tail gunner on a bread truck!

    • robot April 1, 2013 at 9:32 am

      Thanks for the Easter wishes Bunni. I hope yours was blessed. I pray the Lord makes you pain-free and can keep you clear of the thuggery. Much love to you My Dear!

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