The Troglopundit must be stopped!
First, he throws some lighter fluid on the already flimsy kindling that is the “when did bin Laden die” conspiracy.
(BTW, I like deathers too, but sharkers might work as well.)
Now he’s attempting to put to rest every conspiracy in the book!
JFK, The Truthers, The Moon Landing, Obama’s BC (You know where I stand on that one.) and now bin Laden, all in one fell swoop!
Hey, hold on there a minute, Bucko. Leave some meat for the rest of us wolves to chew on, would ya? If you disprove all of them, then we won’t be able to milk these things for more traffic until the Danica Patrick sex tape is released.
What? There is no Danica Patrick sex tape? Heh, that’s just what they told you.
As for bin Laden, everyone knows it was Smitty, in the hide, with the sniper rifle.
Oh, and here’s an FYI: According to just about everyone on Twitter, the first rule of Seal Team Six is, there is no Seal Team Six.
Got it? Good.
Stay suspicious, my friends.