Archive for November 2010
Since Christina Aguilera debuted into the film world this week with the release of Burlesque, we here at the robot take pleasure in honoring the talented lady with some wallpapers ala The Other McCain’s Rule 5.
As usual, these all embiggen with the clickin’.
A couple of tunes from The Band. A bit obscure maybe, but you don’t come here to find the same old same old, do you?
Rockin’ Chair:
Acadian Driftwood:
Posting has been light of late here at the robot. A trend that is likely to continue until my batteries recharge. However, I do have a bit of time this morning to wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving from the bottom of my mechanical heart.
Here is a small list of Thanksgiving posts from the blogroll.
The Story of the First Thanksgiving – Matt
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! – Jim Hoft
Nine Key States for 2012 – Stacy McCain
Hanging one way or the other – C.G. Hill
Giving Thanks for American Ingenuity – Michelle Malkin
Happy Thanksgiving to You and Yours – Obi’s Sister
Facepalm! Facebook now has a trademark on the word “face” – Chris Wysocki
Bunni’s Thanksgiving Joy & Fun, VIDEOS Galore!
Bunkering Down in the Bluest of Blue States – Donald Douglas
Confused about Net Neutrality – Opus #6
Ronald Reagan Thanksgiving Address – Reaganite
*VIDEO* A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving – Darcprynce
Happy Thanksgiving – John Carey
America’s Enemy: Raw Executive Power + Congress – Mike Todd
A Little Hump Day Rule 5: Zahra Norbo – Bob Belvedere
Happy Thanksgiving! – Teresamerica
Huckabee Challenges Obama to Put “Some Skin in the Game” with TSA Screening – T. Christopher
A Charlie Brown Segregated Thanksgiving – Jamie Jeffords
White House and Department of State royally PUNKED… Negotiator for Taliban said to be Impostor – Ran
Happy Thanksgiving 2010 – KingShamus
Dennis Miller on Jay Leno Show: “Nancy Pelosi Is Bat Shit Crazy”; Photoshop – Stogie
Happy Thanksgiving! – RightKlik
The Pilgrims and the Shining City on the Hill – Bread Upon the Waters
O Lord that lends me life,
Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness.
~William Shakespeare
Happy Thanksgiving Pinup! – William Teach
The President Gets Tough – Randy of the roundtable
Steyn stuff – Pundette (Who else?)
Happy Thanksgiving! – Proof (Nice legs!)
Senate Bill S510 – Food safety or food control – L. D. Jackson
Oklahoma Earthquake Luther Oklahoma – Maggie Thornton
Happy Thanksgiving! – Lonely Conservative
Stone Temple Pilots: Unplugged – Steve of the Motor City
Happy Thanksgiving – Left Coast Rebel
Don’t forget about TSA theft rings – Lilac
White House in Talks With Elusive Taliban Leader – Iowahawk
NorKs still a nuisance – Innomatus
Weekend watchdog – Mike of Fishersville
Obama Admin props up electric cars – YankeePhil
Happy Thanksgiving! – The missing link
Only a domestic extremist would opt-out – 5etester
Happy “Googlely” Thanksgiving – Woodsterman
TSA Pat Downs – Angel
Lies, BS and politics – TL Davis
HAPPY THANKSGIVING – Trestin Meacham
He Means To Rule – Joan of Argghh!
Happy Thanksgiving – Christopher
On the Federal salaries rant going around … – Bride
I guess I’ll have an extra slice of turkey – KurtP
Anatomy of a Failing Presidency – HTLIT
I’m thankful for many things in life. To be in the company of fine folk such as yourselves, I count as a blessing. I raise a glass to all you patriotic friends and acquaintances. God bless us, everyone. And please God, Bless America.
In Jesus’ name, Amen
First, your attention please. A lawful gun owner is under attack and about to be wrongly imprisoned for seven years for lawfully transporting guns, unloaded and in his trunk with no ammunition in the vicinity. How can this happen in America?
The Article:
Brian Aitken’s Mistake – A New Jersey man gets seven years for being a responsible gun owner.
Won’t you sign the petition to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie in support of Brian Aitken?
Thanks to Red for bringing this to our attention.
And please share this story with every freaking person in America.
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Next, two more blood boiling moments:
From The Daley Gator – Unfreakingbelievable
And Obi?s Sister – Whhhaaaaaaaaat?
Finally, newly added to the Prime page is this center-punched commentary and motivational manifesto from Mister Pterodactyl.
My take? When you start beat boxing your own political pet peeve or single issue voter scenario, re-read this post. You are going to read it for the first time now, aren’t you? Yes. You should. Then bookmark it. Better yet, print it out and tape it to your refrigerator. Then e-mail it to your friends. You could also have it tattooed to your inner eye lids. OK, maybe a bit much. Maybe.
Hat Tip the Troglopundit,
from where I followed this Mister Pterodactyl link.
Now, why was Mister Pterodactyl missing from the Robotic Blogroll?
I blame the leeches.
Omission happily, humbly corrected.
ps, If you haven’t done so, please be sure to stop by and wish Bob a speedy recovery from whatever bad mojo has been oppressed upon him.
In the robo-mail-box:
Hey Texans, Now is the time we all “Tex Up!” We just voted a majority of conservative Texans to the House of Representatives, but it seems the Old RINO and Liberal Speaker of the House, Joe Straus is clinging to his power over Texas tighter than a bug on a bucking bronc!
Time to Oust Straus and let the clowns soothe his busted butt! The man is shameless in what he will do and say to keep his power over all conservative Texans. I guess he’s learned from ex-Speaker of the US House Nancy Pelosi, because he has just appointed 11 RINO Republicans to Committee Chairs in return for their vote for him to remain Speaker. These RINO Republicans should her from all of us!
Dennis Bonnen – 979-848-1770
Dan Branch – 214-745-5444
Bryon Cook – 512-463-0730
Rob Eissler – 281-681-9655
Charlie Geren – 817-738-8333
Harvey Hilderbran – 512-463-0536
Chuck Hopson – 903-541-2250
Todd Hunter – 361-694-3121
Jim Keffer – 800-586-4515
Lois Kolkhorst- 979-251-7888
John Otto – 936-258-8135
Larry Phillips- 903-870-0070
Jim Pitts – 972-938-9392
Todd Smith – 817-283-3131
John Smithee – 806-372-3327
Burt Solomons- 972-394-3904
Vicki Truit – 817-488-4098
John Zerwas – 281-533-9042We all need to Contact our Texas House Representative and make sure they hear from us that Joe Must GO! We want a Conservative House Speaker so we can pass Voter ID, Border Violence killing Texas citizens; Preserving the right to life for the most defenseless Texans; Looking at fair alternatives to the Real Estate Taxes and other conservative issues that will not be brought before the Texas Legislature under Joe Straus.
Call your Representative by going to the link below
http://americansforprosperity.org/files/82ndSession_HouseMembers_1.pdfThe link above contains all NEW members of the 82nd Texas House of Representatives
No, I’m not talking about Obama or Pelosi.
Some email humor:
The first is purported to be from Jeff Foxworthy but I think he could have done most of them better.
I’ve revised it slightly as an instructional tool for the TSA.
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If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor…
You may be an Islamic Terrorist.
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have more wives than teeth…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four…
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
If your cousin is president of the United States …
You may be a Islamic Terrorist.
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Blonde Joke:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo …just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
The Troglopundit has posted a video of what he deems “The most adorable spider I’ve ever seen” which reminds me of a video I posted on the other blog. Thanks to Lance for reminding me of this. Although now that I watch it again, some of these spiders might be less than “adorable.” Some might even be classified as “dangerous” or may be from Chicago.
See for yourself:
It’s time for a break from the political realm.
Time to step back for a moment and remember that beauty, and reason for wonderment abound. It’s all around us. Take for example, this lovely lady, Veronika Zemanova. The good Lord has blessed this young lass with beauty and talents galore. It is our duty to admire his handiwork.
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
Have you been over to visit the Reaganite Republican lately? Well, if you haven’t, you have some catching up to do. RR’s been fired up of late and has a couple of must read articles worthy of your time.
Monday he sounded the Horn of Helm Hammerhand to rouse the napping TEA Partiers to vigilance in a post titled:
As legislators return to the Hill today, don’t let the reported “slow start” to the congressional lame duck session lull you into complacency… rather expect the worst and keep your guard up for a sharp left-hook at anytime over the coming weeks.
Please do read the whole thing as it lays out all sorts of nastiness they are planning for what just might be the lamest session of congress evah.
Earlier, RR asked this pertinent question:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: WHY is Marco Rubio Backing John Cornyn for NRSC Chair…?
That’s right… the same John Cornyn that tried -and failed- to screw-over Rubio in Florida by putting-in the fix for Sunkist Crist is now running unopposed... and Marco Rubio reportedly supporting his bid to remain NRSC Chairman!
The unfortunate conclusion of which was also covered vigorously at The Other McCain.
Lately, RR piqued my interest with articles discussing backwoods inventive auto repair and international arms and drug smuggling.
In other news, over at American Power, Prof. Douglas points us to another illegal immigrant doing a job an American citizen just won’t do: Fresno State Student Body President.
He also reports that Nancy got the job.
And now for something completely different. A pseudo-man, a myth and an obsession with Sarah Palin’s Uterus. Good times.
Speaking of Sarah Palin and obsessions, Tina Fey Awarded First Douche Nozzle Prize.
One more thing.
Tell your Senators to pass the Tester-Hagan Amendment and the Manager’s Amendment to protect family farmers! – Do it now.
Have a nice evening.
*Standing O*
This is what standing up for what you believe in looks like.
Fortunately the school officials came to their senses after calls from all over the world including Afghanistan.
Yea. You read that right. It took calls from Afghanistan(!) amongst other places to reverse this lunacy.
Witness what happens when American Patriots learn you were removed of your First Amendment rights.
God bless all of you who participated in that show of support.
UPDATE: Frugal Cafe has more.
UPDATE II: Thanks Proof for the proofreading.
First, a poll question: Does anyone use Google reader anymore? I’ve switched to one called Feedly, which pulls sources from Blogger Following, Twitter and Facebook. It’s been working pretty well, but I’m wondering, what do you guys use?
What I’m reading this morning:
Villainous Company has the totals from the Valour-IT campaign. Yea Marines! Second year in a row! OOH RAH!
Iowahawk places himself on double secret suspended probation. Or something. And in the process, gets his-self an Instalanche! Congrats dood. Now if you could just un-re-dis-suspend yourself, you’ll be alright. Or at least as close as you were to alright before this whole unfortunate business started.
Stacy McCain posts a great Herman Cain video at the end of an equally excellent article: ‘The Demagogic Bloggers on the Right’
Chris W. from My Thoughts on Freedom just published an article at the Tenth Amendment Center: Starving Leviathan: Federal Tax Escrow Accounts
Featured blog, American Power has a Katy Perry Victoria’s Secret preview plus Marxists, and Obama , but I repeat myself.
Little Miss Attila revamped her site, without my permission! (Not that she needed it.) Spiffy!
Reaganite Republican has a great aggregation of his own.
No Sheeples Here: Sometime They’ll Give A War And Nobody Will Come
American Perspective: Michelle Obama dons hijab for Indonesian mosque tour
Maggie’s Notebook: Why I quit…
American Thinker: Planned Parenthood Is Worried…and Should Be
Pat Austin wonders: Did Rubio and Haley “Out Jindal-Jindal”?
Red’s got some insanely funny GI Joe.
John is swimming against The Current. My thoughts after witnessing the destruction of our Constitution from both left and right?
Stand your ground.
No Compromise! No surrender!
And to quote a Belvedere, WOLVERINES!
UPDATE: John, KingShamus has found a very good answer to your question.
And while following the link in that post found another:
NoOneOfAnyImport: Will Reason Win The Day? – Nicely done.
UPDATE II: How did I miss Spellchek’s excellent essays on this subject? – bad robot. bad
The looming showdown – part two
The Lonely Conservative points out more election hijinks and has a great roundup.
I just found out via The Anchoress, that Gateway Pundit is moving to Right Network. As of this writing, the site isn’t up yet, but the new address will be: http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/ Update your blogrolls!
Motor City Times is Debunking White House Pro-Tax Increase Propaganda
Paco has found Something to irritate my liberal neighbors as I drive to the train station every morning
Obi’s Sister thinks In the days ahead, Obama will be learning some new words
Teresamerica: Violence and Racism Revealed at the ‘Restoring Honor’ Rally
Dude. Really? I mean, dude.
Pundette: Obama trips over his ego in Asia
Woman Honor Thyself: Veterans Day
Pamibe: ‘Spooky Dude’
Conservative Perspective: NRA Election Update on the 112th Congressional 2nd Amendment Representation
Frugal Cafe: TSA Body Scanner Backlash?
The Classic Liberal: USAID-Sponsored Planned Parenthood program: “Healthy, Happy and Hot”
BigFurHat is teaming up with Pamella Geller once again. Outstanding!
The Thinker: White House caught altering science findings on oil spill
Washington Rebel: The QE2 is not a boat
RightKlik tweaks the Graphic Government Warnings
Theo Spark: One and Done? WaPo Columnists Call for Obama to Step Aside
Fishersville Mike: Coming to terms with one-term Obama
TL In Exile: The Eve of Conflict
American Digest: We’re Going to Need Bigger Tents H/T Uncle Kenny
Conservative Hideout: Voter Fraud Quick Hits: SEIU Counting Ballots & Poof the Magic Ballots
Conservative Hideout Information Center – very useful.
Eye of Polyphemus: Jamie opines on the “New” Democrat leadership
YankeePhil: Some Cartoons Re: Obama and India….
William Teach over at Pirates Cove is adeptly deconstructing the NYT buffoonery: Sunday Funnies: NY Times Editorial Board Tells GOP To Try Governing
Adrienne’s Corner: Bill Whittle: What We Believe – Part 6, On Immigration
The Sundries Shack – WOW More bad news about QE2 that you’d better see: The Fed’s QE2 Is Set to Go Down like The Titanic, and We’ll All Drown with It.
A Trainwreck in Maxwell found my ex GF.
The Daley Gator: *VIDEO* Mark Levin Puts The Smackdown On Establishment RePUBICans
I love Mark Levin.
In a very manly, brotherly way, of course.
That’s all I’ve got time for now. Will possibly update later as I find the best of the right-o-sphere. Leave a suggestion in the comments, if you like.
Oh, and don’t forget the question: What RSS reader do you use?
Woo Hoo! The holy grail has been found! Now where did I put it?
The Other McCain features the Robot today with the The Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Award!
Welcome The Other McCain Readers!
Guess I should straighten things up around here. Just step right over those beer cans, I’ll get to those in a sec.
Thanks to you Stacy and Smitty or whoever it was I paid to rig the FMJRAA lottery. *nudge nudge*
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Speaking of ToM losing their mind, Stacy McCain is unfortunately losing the services of an incredible mind, and all around nice guy for a while.
It may be fitting that Smitty makes his deployment announcement today, Veterans Day, as he prepares to ship off to warmer, sandier, more hostile places. He also takes the occasion to offer us some righteous motivation.
A small sample:
… Liberty ain’t cheap, and rejecting Progressivism may resemble pain for a while. That’s not pain. That’s Socialist weakness leaving the country, and don’t let these liars sell you otherwise. Stand and deliver, the way a Progressive cannot, for, at heart, modern Progressivism is a synonym for cowardice.
Hear! Hear!
In saying see-ya-later, he requests:
If I’ve done you any favors, I’d ask that you make this the single most linked post in this blog’s history.
I’m all over that.
Get back to the states as quick as you can, Smitty. Here’s praying for your safe return.
And Sir Smitty, a word of advice: If you see the Grail Shaped Beacon, follow it. Face the peril!
The USMC is 235 years old today.
As William Teach of Pirate’s Cove reminds us with some lovely pin-up action, today is a good day to donate to Project Valour-IT Marine Team.
Also, Cassy Fiano has an excellent article, and Villainous Company has a Project Valour-IT roundup.
Be sure to click the bulldog on the right and give what you can towards the wounded soldiers’ recovery efforts.
Semper Fi.
Congratulations are in order for owner/journalist R.S. McCain and for bottlewasher/janitor Smitty of The Other McCain because they passed the 5 million hits mark yesterday morning around 9 o’clock. Managing the monumental task in just over two and a-half years from March 2008. Impressive. Most impressive.
Robert Stacy McCain, the originator of such memes as the “Full Metal Jacket Reach Around” and babe blogging or what has simply become known as “Rule 5″ has been a great asset to the blogging community and to the the political landscape of America these last years. No matter that his talents seem to go under appreciated by some convention circles. Your work is definitely worthy, Stacy. Even if your tenacity sometimes borders the line of cyber-stalker.
Then again, I’m looking to frame my first restraining order shortly so, I really have no room to offer advice. Whatever works for you bud. I say go for it.
Sadly, Stacy uses the occasion of the announcement to point out that our good friend Smitty, is being called to serve our country once again in the capacity of a REMF. I must admit stupidity to this new (to me) acronym and at first thought along the lines of MILF. But that brought to mind such horrible imagery, that my robotic brain threatened overload and quickly discharged the idea. After a quick search it turns out, happily, that REMF is shorthand for “Rockey Mountain Elk Foundation.” While the letters don’t match, it is still reassuring, although only slightly. If the Taliban are hiding in the Rockies, then we may very well be FUBAR.
Smitty, I hope you are able to rout the bastards out with God Speed and return to your rightful place of judging the worthiness of Rule 5 entries as soon as you possibly can. My sincere thanks and prayers go with you.
Be sure to stop by The Other McCain and congratulate them on a job well done.
Here’s to your next 5 million, fellas. May you reach that milestone in half the time.
H/T Troglopundit, Wyblog, Obi’s Sister, The Camp of the Saints, No Runny Eggs







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