Archive for September 26, 2010

I love the people who read and komment on this blog. You guys are some of the most intelligent and insightful out there. Hell, even the spam-bots know a good thing when they see it. For example, a recent “reader” who chose the klever moniker “baby gifts” kommands:

Buy Soft Toys & Childrens Toy online now!…
I just sent this post to a bunch of my friends as I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome….

Thanks so much for the kompliment, “baby gifts.” I do strive to present things in an awesome fashion. It’s nice that you noticed. Although, why a toy salesman is interested in bombing Iran is somewhat diskonserting. I hope we don’t see an influks of eksplosive toys in Amerika’s future. Iran should probably be on the lookout for incendiary playthings as well. I think I’ll kall Akmadinijad to warn him sometime nekst millennium.

Amazingly, within the hour of that komment, I received another komment by a different toy salesperson on an entirely unrelated post(!?), who kalls (her?)self “soft toy.” [~bot: I wonder if this kommenter is a female spam-bot? If so, she sounds kuddly. Perhaps she would like to be introduced to my imaginary pseudonym.]

Buy Soft Toys & Childrens Toy online now!…
Thanks-a-mundo for the article.Really thank you! Will read on……

No thanks necessary “softie.” No. Really. Just performing my pre-programmed blogging duties like any good Robot should, as you are doing. However, the kommandment line at the first of each of those komments is a little bit, shall we say, off-putting. You kould just politely tell me of the produkts availability and let me decide for myself if I want it, but alas, it’s the direktion of the kountry. Kommunism kills innovation, so we’re reduced to taking orders from spam-bots and robot bloggers babbling away on their keyboards.

Since we’re taking orders from robots today, I kould offer a suggestion. I found out this morning that The Observer is back with a new blog! It’s kalled Spellchek!

Be sure to pay him a visit! Tell him a Robot kommanded you.

Oh, and one other thing. In honor of the new Spellchek blog. All “k” sounds are to be spelled with a “k.” Remove all “c’s” or “x’s” that sound like “k’s” and replace them phonetically.

Or not.

Just a thought. Not a kommandment.

It’ll drive your spellchek krazy, komrade.

Kome to think of it. RightKlik has been on this kik for a while now. What a kouple of innovators, those two kards.

Kongratulations, you krazy, kool, konspirators!

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