Archive for September 2010

of the Shadow of Death,

I will fear no evil,

for thou art with me.

Time for a Robot to rethink his head cover and eye wear choices.

Found at View From The Porch thanks to A trainwreck in Maxwell.

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Also, for no particular reason, here’s a Boudreaux joke from the inbox:

Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took a bath, quit chasing women, quit his poker games and stopped laying around. He started cutting the grass around the church, even painted it and was faithful to be first to attend on Sundays!

Father Thibodeaux asked him what about dis wonderful change that had done overtook him.

Boudreaux explained, “I heard “Crisis in the Gulf” and if He’s dat close,  I wanna to be good to go!

[Amen, Boudreaux. ~bot]

H/T Sharon

The new Ten Buck Friday poll is up. You’ll notice that John Faulk from (TX- 18), is again included. I know you know who I voted for, right? Mr. Faulk is running against that train-wreck queen Sheila Jackson Lee, who is featured, not in a good way, as one of the 11 Texans who voted for Obamacare on this site somewhere or another.

Let’s vote for John Faulk in this weeks poll and get him a monetary boost to help dethrone the queen, shall we?

This week, RightKlik is evidently engaged in some capitalistic endeavor so No Sheeples Here has stepped up to compile a list of links for us. Hey, thanks Carol!

Did you hear? Recently, my dapper New Jersey friend, Chris Wysocki of WyBlog fame, was honored with an inclusion in John Hawkins’ “favorite blogs for the 3rd quarter of 2010.”

No small task, I must say. And well deserved.

The cool thing about those inclusions to me is, they come out of nowhere. You certainly aren’t campaigning for them like say, a Nobel Peace Prize or anything. One day you’re telling the story as you see it, no-holds-barred reporting and analysis, the next, someone is telling you that you’ve been honored on a prestigious list from RWN.

You go my friend.

Shortly after that inclusion, he was offered and accepted an invitation to be a contributing author at Right Wing News. No doubt an award of merit for the insightful commentary and exceptional snarcasm evidenced on the WyBlog website.

Chris is a fearless writer. One who I obviously admire and would love to emulate if only I had his rapier wit. One can tell from the flow of his thought that Chris is as fluent with the keyboard as he is knowledgeable on the issues close to his heart and ours. Little stuff like oh, you know, Free Speech.

A recent brief example from Insurers dropping child coverage is part of Obama’s master plan

Hand-wringing by his sycophants aside and assuming that “everyone” could see it coming, this is exactly what Obama wanted to happen. What better way to presage the need for Universal, Government-run healthcare than by saying, “it’s for the children”?

So here we are. A high-profile showdown over a hot-button, tear-jerker issue; one to which the only compassionate reaction could be a government program to step in where the evil, capitalistic insurance companies fear to tread.

It’s not like we weren’t warned:

Video here.

Obama’s sinister plan to reshape the very fabric of America is working.

We are fortunate to have such a freedom fighter and friend.

Mark your blogrolls.

Add Wyblog to your bookmarks.

Visit often.

I think you will find Chris to be a host deserving of all accolades awarded and more. Outspoken, opinionated and spot-on with the critique and commentary with a style all his own.

Wait.

From Jersey?

Yup. Jersey. Hey, don’t knock it. Your next President may, come from Jersey.

I am curious though, as dialects go, at what point north of I-10 “Jersey” becomes “Joisi?” (which phonetically might be “Joese.” but I can’t find a long “e” in the special characters list.

Damn those Phonecians!

I love the people who read and komment on this blog. You guys are some of the most intelligent and insightful out there. Hell, even the spam-bots know a good thing when they see it. For example, a recent “reader” who chose the klever moniker “baby gifts” kommands:

Buy Soft Toys & Childrens Toy online now!…
I just sent this post to a bunch of my friends as I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome….

Thanks so much for the kompliment, “baby gifts.” I do strive to present things in an awesome fashion. It’s nice that you noticed. Although, why a toy salesman is interested in bombing Iran is somewhat diskonserting. I hope we don’t see an influks of eksplosive toys in Amerika’s future. Iran should probably be on the lookout for incendiary playthings as well. I think I’ll kall Akmadinijad to warn him sometime nekst millennium.

Amazingly, within the hour of that komment, I received another komment by a different toy salesperson on an entirely unrelated post(!?), who kalls (her?)self “soft toy.” [~bot: I wonder if this kommenter is a female spam-bot? If so, she sounds kuddly. Perhaps she would like to be introduced to my imaginary pseudonym.]

Buy Soft Toys & Childrens Toy online now!…
Thanks-a-mundo for the article.Really thank you! Will read on……

No thanks necessary “softie.” No. Really. Just performing my pre-programmed blogging duties like any good Robot should, as you are doing. However, the kommandment line at the first of each of those komments is a little bit, shall we say, off-putting. You kould just politely tell me of the produkts availability and let me decide for myself if I want it, but alas, it’s the direktion of the kountry. Kommunism kills innovation, so we’re reduced to taking orders from spam-bots and robot bloggers babbling away on their keyboards.

Since we’re taking orders from robots today, I kould offer a suggestion. I found out this morning that The Observer is back with a new blog! It’s kalled Spellchek!

Be sure to pay him a visit! Tell him a Robot kommanded you.

Oh, and one other thing. In honor of the new Spellchek blog. All “k” sounds are to be spelled with a “k.” Remove all “c’s” or “x’s” that sound like “k’s” and replace them phonetically.

Or not.

Just a thought. Not a kommandment.

It’ll drive your spellchek krazy, komrade.

Kome to think of it. RightKlik has been on this kik for a while now. What a kouple of innovators, those two kards.

Kongratulations, you krazy, kool, konspirators!

A few weeks ago, while listening to some old Hank Jr.  I remembered a song he did in the seventies called Outlaw Women. It occurred to me that it might make good background music for a tribute to the conservative ladies in the political arena today. I sought out the tune and upon hearing it again, realized that a few lines just didn’t quite fit what I thought the proper message should be, which lead to a search for a song that did fit, but I kept coming back to the Outlaw. This left one choice. I would have to rewrite some lines and *gasp* sing the thing myself.

What follows is the result of the last few weeks agonizing in the studio over enunciation and phrasing and then compiling photos and learning how to use the video software. (Thanks Carol!)

I apologize in advance if I left anyone out. You can also blame me for any mistakes or faux-pas, or you can just blame Bush. Yea, that’s the ticket. Blame Bush.

Feel free to share it with anyone who likes Grizzly Mamas and really bad vocals.

Cheers!

Almost finished with the project. As a reward for your patience, I offer a few photos of the lovely Shania Twain, who, I hear may be back on the market. I’ve got my phone set on Robo-dial and programmed with various alluring messages, just in case she answers  ’cause you know, there is no love like Robo-Love…

If you are unfamiliar with the Rule 5 phenomenon, please see The Other McCain’s brief explanation. You can also check out other bloggers who engage the Rule 5 at their blogs with delightful results.

American Power – Rev it up!

The Camp of the Saints – You must comply.

American Perspective – Vote!

The Troglopundit – Too sexy.

Washinton Rebel – Earthquake!

Pirates Cove – Vote Naked!

The Classic Liberal – Classic beauty.

A Nation of Cowards – Delightful.

The Other McCain – Bikini!

Wyblog – Inez!

The Daley Gator – Bull riding.

Theo Spark – Totty!

Caught Him With a Corndog – Big Boobs!

From RightKlik

With a solid majority of the votes, Jesse Kelly wins this week’s Ten Buck Fridays poll.
Jesse Kelly is a enthusiastic Reagan Republican who has earned the endorsement of Mark Levin. In my estimation, there’s no more convincing evidence of one’s conservative credentials than a seal of approval from “the Great One.” But don’t take Levin’s word for it. Listen to Jesse Kelly speak for himself. You’ll be thoroughly impressed, I guarantee it:

Jesse Kelly beat a liberal Republican in the primary, now he faces a Obama Democrat in the general election.
If you haven’t started giving to conservative candidates on a weekly basis, now is the time to start, and Jesse Kelly is an exceptional candidate to start out with.
The election is almost here, folks…less than 40 days to go!
Thanks RightKlik for the hard work!

My apologies for the light posting of late. I could blame it on the recent and numerous DSL outages or the mountain of work I’ve been dealt or the project under construction that I plan to share with you guys soon but, in reality, it’s all Bush’s fault.

Always has been, always will be.

For now, I’m blogging from a piggy-back WIFI or my wireless card, which bears a strong likeness to dial-up from a desert pay phone. Or Mars.

I’m hoping to finish the project soon and during that time get the DSL fixed or switch to cable. I’m sure I don’t have to explain what a pain it is to attempt to research an article or download something only to find your internet is kaput. Hear that ATT?

*crickets*

Meanwhile, the Featured Blog is The Other McCain. Checkem out.

Cheers! ~ bot

The new poll is up and running. I’m a bit late posting but better late than never right?

This week I’ve nominated Francisco Canseco (TX-23) who is running against one of the 11 Texans who voted for Obamacare, Ciro Rodriguez.

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It appears that Rep. Rodriguez thinks you should listen to him when he lies to you, you little insolent woman!

I don’t believe any taxpayer should be treated in such a way. Even if they don’t believe a word you say.

Let’s support someone who has the right message of Constitutionally limited government.

Francisco Canseco:

Our federal government has become a power and money grabbing behemoth which places itself above our individual liberties and freedom.

America’s true strength comes from our rugged individualism, entrepreneurial spirit, faith in God, and family unity.

You can friend Francisco on Facebook too!

I’ve cast my vote. Now it’s your turn!

Mr. Canseco:

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These are not mis-speaks. This is the thinking of the Obama regime.

I think this video should be viral. If you agree, then share it!

UPDATE: Beck produced this video in response to the smear tactics the left uses against Conservative candidates they are scared of such as Christine O’Donnell. They are using an off the cuff admission from Christine that she dabbled in witchcraft while a teenager in high school. Hmmm.

And now the Wiccans are getting their feelings hurt! How does that happen?

Wasn’t Mrs. Obummer introduced by a Wiccan at a fund raiser this weekend? Maybe O’Donnell should court the Wiccan vote a little more closely. ~ Nah.

Also, from the comments over at Riehl World View:

And don’t forget Obama’s first Social Secretary’s voodoo connection (which is probably how Obama got elected):

WSJ: “Desirée Glapion Rogers is the descendant of a Creole voodoo priestess named Marie Laveau Glapion…”
http://magazine.wsj.com/features/the-big-interview/desiree-rogers/

I’m never surprised by the depths the left will stoop to disparage an opponent. Never mind the fact that O’Donnell has since been led to Christ and is a devout Christian.

Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Also not to be missed, Carol over at No Sheeples Here has produced another outstanding piece of artistic snark you must see, so I liberated it from it’s digital bonds to decorate this wall.

Our rabble rousing friends over at Washington Rebel have relocated their lair. No doubt an attempt to fool the noses of the government’s internet snoop doggy dogs. In the process of moving, the rebellious crew have taken some liberties with the local women folk, snapping photos of them in, shall we say, compromising positions.

Well done sirs. Well done.

The Rebel appears to be expanding the roster of fine writers at the new digs as well. The more the merrier, eh? Too much is never enough? Too much of a good thing is usually a great thing. You know, that whole sum of the parts is greater than the holy cow she’s hot!

Be sure to update your blogrolls and if you haven’t done so, place Washington Rebel prominently in your bookmarks.

http://washingtonreb.com

Rebel brothers, I thought you might need some help getting unpacked and sorting out your files so, I’ve taken the liberty of calling the steno pool.

A word. Peeping through windows with an SLR to your eye and a beer in your hand is no way to go through life, son.

But it’s  a hell of a way to entertain your  friends.

Congratulations on the new site!

Stolen from Right Klik:
B.J. Lawson wins this week’s “Ten Buck Fridays” poll.
B.J. Lawson is a young physician from North Carolina (NC-04) who was running against an entrenched liberal incumbent back in 2008, back before it was so cool to do so. Dr. Lawson has returned in 2010, riding the red wave that promises to sweep away liberals all over the country.
Lawson has been endorsed by the U.S. Senate’s most courageously stubborn defender of the Constitution, Tom Coburn (R-OK).

Senator Tom Coburn, the leading Medical Doctor in the U.S. Senate endorsed B.J. Lawson today.

“Our health care system is broken, and has only been made worse by this administration’s actions. Americans face skyrocketing medical costs with declining quality and availability due to oppressive big government policies.
Reversing these trends demands leadership that will return health care to patients and physicians, and get government and insurance bureaucracies out of our exam rooms.

I’m proud to endorse Dr. William (B.J.) Lawson in his campaign for Congress in North Carolina’s 4th District. As physicians, we have sworn to uphold the Hippocratic Oath — putting patients first, and above all else, doing no harm. As public servants, we swear to uphold the United States Constitution and protect the freedoms of the American people. Dr. Lawson will stand with me in the United States Congress in support of these sacred principles.

I hope that conservative bloggers across the country will join me in promoting and supporting B.J. Lawson for Congress. If you can, please send a few dollars his way…

Donate to B.J. Lawson here.

B.J. Lawson’s campaign website.

Never mind the fact that we have a president who subverts the very documents we celebrate today by appointing czars and creating government organizations through executive order that are unaccountable to the people who pay their salaries. Never mind the fact that he swore an oath to uphold the very Constitution he walks on.

Today let us pledge to re-read the Constitution, it’s quite short, really. What it does, in just a few pages, is limit the powers of government with relation to it’s citizens, not grant rights to them. It states implicitly that the rights we enjoy are granted from our creator, not the government, and the government’s place is to protect those rights from encroachment by other citizens, corporations, or other governments including our own. It creates a self limiting government to serve the will of the people, not a ruling class, empowered to rule by decree and ignore the rule of law.

Let’s empower ourselves to re-establish the government envisioned in that Constitution by learning the tools the Founders gave us to combat the tyranny that resides in men, for it is ever present, always ready to throw bonds of slavery upon a sleeping giant. It is past time for the giant to awake. We’ve been hitting the snooze button for far too long.

God Bless America, and the citizens who protect her.

Here are a few links:

The Declaration of Independence

The United States Constitution

The Bill of Rights

The Federalist Papers

Constituting America – an organization for parents, teachers, students and anyone else interested in learning about the Constitution.

My friend in the ether and co-conspirator in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, General Robert “Bob” Belvedere, has penned a response to Brent Bozell’s claim that we conservatives are The Revolutionaries.

To paraphrase: “Au Contraire” says the Belvedere, “The revolutionaries occupy the White House and have their butts firmly planted in many seats of our houses of Congress. Butts that one January day in the near future will be thrown out of those seats.”

All we seek is a restoration of those unalienable rights that we are endowed with by our Creator and that are codified in the freedoms and liberties bequeathed to us by The Founding Fathers in The Constitution Of The United States Of America.

Conservatism is not revolutionary. It is, in fact, quite the opposite. By definition conservatism seeks to preserve tradition and tried and true methods that have proven worthy of merit.

A restoration is exactly what we seek.

Sometimes one person or group’s definition of progress is not desirable. For instance, why on earth would America want to run headlong into Communism or Socialism, when the rest of the world is running away from those political, social and economic policies? They obviously don’t work and yet we have the numb skulls in office, on both sides of the aisle, clamoring for the Keynesian policies that, if left unchecked, will eventually enslave our entire population!

I say we need a thorough delousing of Congress.

Bob’s tale is short and spot-on to the point. Do make a trip to his place and read the whole thing.

In related news,

Carol of No Sheeples Here has offered to aid the Democrat Party in their new logo redesign attempt.

I love it when someone points out the obvious. Especially when they do it in an entertaining way. And when they can thumb their nose at the government run media while doing it, hey, it’s a bonus! That’s why I’m glad to see that our resident cave-man blogger has decided to do just that with regard to what I like to call the other MSM, the Muslim Silent Majority. Well, to be truthful, I just thought of it, but it does fit the description, doesn’t it?

The question is, just where are the peace loving Muslims who oppose any violence in the name of Islam? The Troglopundit has a few well thought out suggestions for both MSM’s.

Here’s the thing: I think it really is a small minority of Muslims who want to strap explosives on and pull the cord in the middle of a crowd of soldiers (shoppers, diners, schoolchildren) for Allah. I think that small minority is giving the rest of Islam a bad rap.

I have no evidence to back me up. In fact, the very fact that the MSM isn’t pushing a “peaceful Muslims criticizing violent Muslims” storyline would seem to contradict me. If there were anything there – anything at all – the MSM would be all over it, if only to prove that Americans are jingoistic ignoramuses.

But. If I’m right, why the hell don’t all the other Muslims – the non-murderous types – stand up and tell their more violent brethren to sit down and shut up?

Hear! Hear!

I would love to see these people who proclaim peace begin pointing their fingers at the radicals causing all the intolerant trouble, but that’s the problem with tolerance, how far does one take it? If I am tolerant of ones misdeeds to the point of becoming an accomplice to illegal activity and violence, I become as guilty as if I had committed the act myself. In other words, if you look on and do nothing when you see evil being perpetrated, you have the onus of that evil upon you as much a the evil doer.

Someone who can rationalize that sort of turn-your-head attitude with regard to people of their own religion, but judge someone else by some supposed higher standard has twisted reason and justice to the point of being unrecognizable and deserves no tolerance at all in my book. Nor will they receive any from this robot.

I can barely write abut these issues without the veins in the side of my neck protruding in a throbbing fashion. Much to his credit, Lance takes a much calmer approach. I would encourage you to see for yourself.

An observation from an alert reader:

Left to right – Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and, yep, you guessed it.

On the right is the woman telling us how and what to feed our kids…

When it directs you to another blog? Even then it’s still a blog post, right? If not, then what?

Well, consider this, one of those…

Every now and again, I like to pick a blog, and then pick a particularly good post from which to explore the comments and from there,  the comment owners’ blogs. I find it a great way to expand my reading  sources. Today, I’ve chosen The Other McCain (who BTW has a great roundup of video from yesterdays rally) and from the comments section of one of the more *ahem* pointed posts, a couple new additions to the blogroll.

I’ll list them here to save you the trouble of searching.

Dustbury – Excellent writing on that one. Wish I could conjure up such imagery so effortlessly.

King Shamus – I’ve been running into this cat for a while now and always seem to neglect the little string on my finger shouting “Add King Shamus to your blogroll, you idiot!” Can’t imagine why I would ignore a voice like that. But then, I’m not married to Hillary either. Anyway, enough about my marital status, or lack of nagging sources.

You’ll find really cool stuff on both of these sites.

I’m busy working on a project so, entertain yourselves in my absence. If you delve into the liquor cabinet you can have the vodka, just don’t drink all of my rum,  please. It’s blogging fluid. Thank you.

What is the TEA Party all about?
Here’s the opening video from the march on Washington today.

I’m still looking for streaming video of the march. It appears that C-SPAN is ignoring it.

Right Klik has compiled the latest poll. It’s up in the sidebar. He is attending the 9/12 rally today, that lucky skunk. Wish I could be there. I’m looking now to try to find a live streaming feed. Will post it if I can find one.
For now, you can read up on the candidates in this weeks poll, if you’d like.
The friendly competition is expected be tough this week. Start promoting your favorite candidate(s) now!
Links to the candidates’ websites:

This week’s Rule 5 features a lithe and sultry young lass.

I’ve always had a secret attraction to Pink, the little spunky punk/pop rocker. She’s both adorable and fearless at once. She’s got a drive to be something bigger than herself that’s for sure and her music is not too bad either, and that’s coming from an old school rocker. I saw a feature on Palladia the other day called Carnival that would put even the biggest Lady GaGa production to the test.

Shut up ‘bot! Get on with the pictures!

Ok, Ok! Geez. Hold yer freaking horses already…

Beware the LBD.

—–> This way for more Pink ——>

There’s a whole herd of ‘em gathering over there Jed. Looks like  they’re settin’ up camp and spreadin’ out for a long stay. They even put out a sign that says Right Network. What do you make of it?

Well, it can only mean one thing, son. Those right wing radicals are diggin’ in. I reckon they mean to stay and do battle with them thar Socialist types that holed up over thar in the White House and hunkered down in the Congress.

You think we need to join ‘em? I mean, there’s quite a few of ‘em, do you think they could use some help?

Best just to watch ‘em for now, and pay close attention. You never know what those vast right wing conspiratorial types are going to do. I’m sure some smoke signals will come from the compound when they get all settled in.  It’s kind-of exciting though, to watch that bunch of pilgrims set up shop. Judging from the list of conspirators this should be more fun than a Mensa kegger.

From Right Klik:

Ten Buck Fridays is proud to announce that Stephen Broden is the winner of this week’s TBF poll. Broden demonstrates a profound understanding of the compelling issues that are at stake in the upcoming election.

Pastor Broden in 2009:

I’ve just made my donation to Stephen Broden’s campaign for Congress. Please join with me and the over 80 TBF blogs and patriots in support of conservative candidates who will fight for us in the halls of Congress.

Mr. Broden’s donation page is here.

Please make a note of Ten Buck Fridays somewhere on the donation form.

Thanks to Pundit & Pundette for the feature! Welcome P & P readers!

Been swamped with work and not much time for blogging so without further ado…

A mini session of quick hits.

Is Your Fanboi Blogging Shameless Enough? ~ Just how lucky are the guys at The Other McCain, anyway?

Call Off the Suicide Bombers… Pastor Cancels His Koranic Bonfire

No matter what we do Muslims will threaten violence

Cook Report puts control of the House in the hands of the GOP

Those racist yahoos are at it again

Are the rest of us whores, then?

Congress, The New Reality

Andrew McCarthy Gets It…Almost Fully

L’Shannah Tovah! To a Sweet New Year!

The New Constituency for Retaining the Bush Tax Cuts

Eric Holder: Burning Korans is just like Obama’s economic policies!

It’s Illegal Immigration Stupid!!

Pastor Terry Jones’s Website Removed by the ISP; His Reasons For Burning the Koran Reprinted Here

Why Weren’t These Guys Invited to Redecorate the Oval Office?

Anti-Semitic Education in the Muslim World – Video

Rightwing Links (September 08, 2010)

Ground Zero Victory Mosque Imam Issues Threat: If You Don’t Build It “They Will Attack” (Video)

Meant to post this link earlier in the week so, here it is now, with the follow-up:

Y’know, I’m starting to get a little tired of kicking Paul Krugman around.

While I’m (still) talking about Paul Krugman:

The Green Energy Myth: Chinese Government Heavily Subsidizing Solar Panels And Windmills

Obama Racked Up More Debt in 19 Months than Presidents 1-40 (Combined!)

That’s all I’ve got time for at the moment.

Cheers!

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