Have you noticed?

There’s a narcissistic megalomaniac in the White House saying “iOwnTheWorld.” We put him there using some Fuzzy Logic that I haven’t made sense of. Yet we have Proof Positive of the fact that Conservatives, Republicans and Libertarians, through inaction and a lax state of mind as to the well being of the country at large did it. Even through the use of the newly found element Reaganite, Republican support was allowed to falter through the nomination and election of RINO’s like John McCain. He is a prime example of this RINO phenomenon, yet spurring us on to look for an alternative, The Anti-McCain, The Other McCain, if you will, to combat the senility and progressive indoctrination that resides in such A Conservative Shemale.

We allowed the Statists, the Progressives to in effect, perform a coup d’état within our system of government. Now is the time for tough questions and tougher answers. We’ve been sold an Imperfect America At The Point Of A Gun and I’m more than a little upset about it. I want to know What Bubba Knows. Too many people have been reading the Diary of a Right Wing Peace Loving Pussycat. Not enough have been seen at Cafe Hayek and more people should be asking themselves What Would the Founding Fathers Do?.

We mustn’t get pushed back into a Conservative Hideout 2.0. Hiding isn’t the answer. We must be strong. Take the initiative once again. Refine our Conservative Perspective, but not to be so inclusive as to allow the RINO’s in again (RINO sin) but to be wary of those who would have us Jumping in Pools not knowing how deep the waters or of the Pirate’s Cove we just sailed into.

We need a stampede of Raging Elephants to begin reporting the Right Wing News teaching the Right Truth and start espousing Right Ideas once again, or all is lost.

Dorothy, where are your Ruby Slippers?

Are we a Nation of Cowards? I think not. We’ve just been busy with life, assuming that all would take care of its self and now we’ve awakened to the fact that dammit, politics does take care of its self, just not in the way we would like.

We were tasked with a duty to safeguard liberty and we have failed miserably. It’s time to rise up and say “You’ll find No Sheeples Here, mister. I’ve awakened to the Political Realities and I’m a Republican Redefined because and in spite of Baby Barack. It’s time he understood my Present Discontent. I’m through sitting in my Pajamas, Media spoon feeding me the propaganda. It’s high time for a Riehl World View, unvarnished, rough cut and to the point, That’s Right, a Mr. Smith goes to Washington type, a Mr. Conservative who would speak for the everyman. We need a multitude of these men. We need a Liberty Defense League. Superfriends, if you will, to combat the liberals by exposing their lunacy In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. The days of Big Government must come to an end.

Educating the people is the key. Every day it seems, I meet Another Black Conservative and that gives me hope in American Power and the power held in the ideas of America’s Founding. Bloggers that I’m acquainted with know this instinctively and espouse those opinions every day. Even on the Left Coast, Rebel media teems with Americans screaming to Legalize The Constitution. It Makes My Brain Itch to think people actually believe we are all JammieWearingFools. Although, I do admit that I’ve written in my PJ’s from time to time. It has caused me to come up with some Interesting News Items I must tell you. For instance, have you ever heard of a TOTUS, a MAinfo, a Mako Snark, or something called an iowahawk? Is that a bird? How about an Instapundit? Or a new branch of science called Anthroblogogy?

Interesting items indeed.

Well, I must be off to get my marching orders from Ace of Spades HQ. I’ll be stopping by Adrienne’s Corner market on the way to pick up a copy of The Daley Gator along with the latest issues of The Jawa Report, American Digest, Day by Day Cartoon and the Motor city times. If I don’t, how is a mere Mind Numbed Robot, to know what I should be thinking? Just what are my thoughts on freedom?

Later tonight, I’ve got a date with GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD, but don’t tell anyone because Satan might be jealous if he found out. Of course, Three Beers Later, I won’t really care. After all, This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here.

Watts Up With That?

I’m not scared though, I’m used to being in and amongst some Villainous Company.

[Robot Note: My evil plan is to take each link from the blogroll and include it in a loosely tailored story. If I missed you in this installment rest assured, we’ll get to you in due time. Not sure if you should find comfort in that or not. ~ Cheers!]

UPDATE: I’ve uploaded a new masthead. Frequent visitors may need to reload the page or tab for it to display. Oh, and I fixed a couple of typos and changed a word or two. Sue me.

[The second piece of the experiment can be found here.]

[The third installment is here.]

  • Bunni July 14, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    That is the most creative post I’ve ever read!
    Great job Robot. You have outdone yourself.

    • mnrobot July 14, 2010 at 8:11 pm

      You always say the nicest things. Thanks Bunni.

  • Kid July 14, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    It’s nice to be in such good company. Great word-smithing also.

    • mnrobot July 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm

      My pleasure Kid. I need to spread the love around more and this is one way to both practice writing and linkage, simultaneously even.

  • steve July 14, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Very creative- and thank you for the mention and link!

  • smitty July 14, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Our blog roll is so heinous as to break the WP2.9 code.
    I shall have to tap the MySQL directly when I set about thugging this wonderful idea.

  • Matthew July 14, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Nice work!

  • Opus #6 July 14, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    I am in awe.

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  • Adrienne July 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm


  • Teresa July 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    That was an awesome Post, Robot! Have a great night!

  • Kristin July 14, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    The best link-fest I’ve ever read. Two thumbs up, Robo.

    • mnrobot July 14, 2010 at 10:50 pm

      Thanks. Glad you liked it Kristin.

  • mnrobot July 14, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Matthew, Opie, Adrienne, Teresa, thanks. Glad you likey. Wasn’t sure how it would read. Teresa, your blog title is going to be a toughie, but it’s on the list for next round. 😉

  • 5etester July 14, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    I didn’t see Whitehouse.gov,must have been an oversight.Nice job!

    • mnrobot July 14, 2010 at 10:52 pm

      Thankfully, I have control of the blogroll so that that particular link will not be included. At least not during this administration.

  • proof July 14, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Color me impressed!

  • RightKlik July 15, 2010 at 1:41 am

    Wow, very clever. Now I know why you’re a top dog.

    • mnrobot July 15, 2010 at 8:46 am

      Heh, Man, I’m still sitting on the porch.

  • Libertarian Buddha July 15, 2010 at 9:07 am

    Told ya it was great stuff, I’m gonna have to find a way to get you to sign somthing and hide it away! I ruined my Jonny Bench autographed base ball. Doooa.

  • Trestin Meacham July 15, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Great idea! Nice work!

  • BloodSpite July 15, 2010 at 9:23 am

    Bravo! Bravo! Encore!

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  • Angel July 15, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    oh I love it..how creative..thanks dude!!!:)

  • Obi's Sister July 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Sniff, sniff. Ok, well, hmmmm, I can wait. I’ll wait forever if I have to. Maybe you’ll notice me tomorrow. Sniff.


    • mnrobot July 16, 2010 at 10:49 am

      I’d better get busy on the follow up, I see. 🙂

  • LandShark5150 July 15, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    My cajun cuz says your da man and now me knows why. Tin or skin you are the metel man of media mayham mastery.

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  • Reaganite Republican July 17, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Linked today at RR… how long did this take to put together, exactly?


    • mnrobot July 17, 2010 at 11:47 am

      Thanks for the links RR. I’d say about a couple of hours each. I’m looking at the #2 now and wish I’d have closed it with an additional mention of “the boy” but editing can go on for evah… So it goes…
      I’ve got one more to do to complete the blogroll. Probably tomorrow I’ll write and post it.
      I’m really glad everyone like them. Makes my day.

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    Talent on loan from God!!!

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    Great job Robot! Very very creative.

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    he came to the room where his leader lived and he……
    “Leader” “Yes Robot” ” I want to …………

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