Archive for July 2010
National Cheesecake Day!
And there was much rejoicing…
What’s that? You’ve never heard of National Cheesecake Day? Well there must be one, because Chris Wy of the famous WyBlog says there is.
And we take Chris very much at his word, we do. Three of the sweetest words we will ever hear.
Both of me.
All of us.
We.
Why are you looking at your monitor like that?
Ha! I get it.
You must be one of those cheesecake haters! How dare you turn your back on the greatly adored and forever admired, adorned with cherries and or strawberries, very much beloved, cheesecake.
I’ll have you know that the robot was raised on cheesecake and we’ll have none of that talk of banning the creamy sweetness around these parts, no-sirree.
So, with that in mind, and with a tip of the Rule 5 mechanical fedora to R.S. Mcain of The Other McCain and his trusty sidekick Smitty, the Robo-diner will now serve up some dessert in the lithe and beautifully British form of the lovely and talented Misz Rachel Weisz.
This week marks the first time that a candidate I nominated did not win the TBF poll, but I’m not upset about it. John Faulk made a great showing and I’m glad to see the many Faulk supporters out there who wish to dethrone Queen Sheila J. Lee.
I will, as promised, be donating to both of these worthy campaigns.
Mister Faulk also had a bit of fun with the straw poll, showing what a true gentleman he is. For the details on that and the info on the winner, Patricia Sullivan, I surrender the virtual podium to my worthy colleague, Right Klik:
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Patricia Sullivan has signed the Contract From America and has been endorsed by iCaucus.
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Patricia Sullivan wants to unseat this guy.
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Patricia’s thoughts on political service
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Sullivan talks about the Health Care takeover.
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Patricia on the key issues
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Sullivan on Facebook
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Patricia Sullivan on Twitter
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Reaganite Republican: A patriot fighting the noblest of causes: defeating grating Leftist retard Alan Grayson
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Before It’s News: Patricia hopes to unseat bad-mannered Democrat, Alan Grayson.
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Maggie’s Notebook: Think about two more years with an unrestrained Barack Obama
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Lilac Sunday: It’s Patricia Sullivan!
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Randy’s Roundtable: Throw those ten spots toward Patricia Sullivan, she will need everyone’s support.
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Being An American Mom: Spread the word about Conservative candidates nationwide.
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The Conservative Lady: Just think, wouldn’t it be great to get Alan Grayson out of Congress?
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No Sheeples Here: I’ve given to Patricia and I hope you will too.
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Proof Positive: Your generosity will bear fruit this November!
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Adrienne’s Corner: I just came from Patricia’s website and I’m very impressed…
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Nice Deb: It’s great to see people making use of all those soundbites Dems keep giving us.
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Nice Deb: Congratulations Patricia Sullivan!
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JBlog Central: Patriot…not a politician.
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just a conservative girl: Donate to Sullivan’s campaign and get that disgrace of congressman out of office.
with a raft made of empty plastic bottles, picking up more as we went farther out to sea…
as opposed to building some multi-million dollar duck-taped junk-traption to make your “green” statement.
I’d be more impressed if they constructed the boat from trash they found on the ocean while they were sailing. Now that would be a lot more productive.
More from misterpterodactyl who’s filling in for some unfrozen caveman.
Hey, have you noticed the Shoppe tab? There’s cool stuff in there you can use to annoy your liberal friends!
The vast army of supermodels slaving away in the robot’s basement have at long last produced the soon to be infamous Robo-Tees. Those robotic vixens used their feminine wiles on me and convinced me to change my mind about the size spread.
The sizes now offered are: M, LG, XL, XXL, and XXXL. The XXL and XXXL cost more from the shirt manufacturer, so those are a bit more than my original estimate of 20 dollars a shirt. I’ll still pick up the tab for shipping and sales tax.
The best news is that, all of the shirts come with a fancy American flag on the label because they were manufactured here in the good-old US of A. Woo Hoo!
As a side note, I’m new to this whole e-tail thing so, if you encounter a problem in the Shoppe, please let me know.
If you have any questions or suggestions, you can leave it in the comments, or email me at
robot[at]mindnumbedrobot[dot]com
From the spambot:
Your title “announcing robot tshirts…” is just great, other webmaster should take it from you..
Heh, why thank you spaminator, I thought so too. Some other webmaster better not though. That phrase is copyrighted.
Speaking of T-Shirts, I’m hopefully going to take possession of said Tees soon. I expected to have them in my mechanical mitts before now but things never proceed as anticipated.
On another note,
I know posting has been spotty of late. I’ve been covered in work and outside stuff. Please take the time to peruse the Prime tab and the mighty blogroll is always a good reference, as is this weeks featured blog.
I’m hoping things will normalize around the beginning of next week.
UPDATE:
Helpful hint from Heloise: If you want more junk in your spam trunk, just do a post entitled “Spambots R Fun.” – Yep, that’ll do it. DOH!
Do not try this at home kids. Leave it to the professional idiots, like me.
Matt, the proprietor of the blog Conservative Hideout has shown himself to be a great friend to this lowly robot over the last few months through his helpful re-tweeting and constant linkage. Plus he’s just an all around nice guy with a great passion for our country and the cause of conservatism. So this week Matt, or as he is known on Twitter, “MrEvilMatt” and his blog are hereby awarded the dubious honor of Featured Blog of the Week. Please be sure to click the mini banner at the top right often. You will be rewarded with a pot of gold and a leprechaun.
Thanks also to all of you who clicked through to last weeks featured blog, “Caught Him With A Corndog.” I hope you played nicely over in Red’s neck of the woods.
Happy Sunday patriots! The latest poll is up and running on the sidebar.
Another outstanding list of nominees for this weeks TBF poll. I’ve nominated John Faulk from Texas’ 18th District, who is running against the disgrace that is Congresswomaaaaan Sheila Jackson Lee.
If you reside in Texas I would urge you to at least consider placing your vote for John Faulk. I normally don’t press readers to vote one way or another in these polls, but in my opinionated opinion the Congresswomaaaaan needs to go and Mr. Faulk will be an excellent choice. I will say that no matter who wins the poll this week, along with my TBF donation, I’ll personally be making an extra donation to Mr. Faulk’s campaign.
Mr. Faulk’s YouTube page here.
John Faulk on the issues here.
As is normally the case, Right Klik has the complete roundup of information on all of the very worthy nominees.
He also adds some reminders:
- ElRushbo@eibnet.com
- http://www.hannity.com/contact
- marklevin.show@citcomm.com
- http://boortz.com/more/email_boortz.html
- info@amatotalk.com
- hugh@hughhewitt.com
- No Sheeples Here: Remember… each candidate can help America win back Washington.
- Randy’s Roundtable: Another new week, another new group of worthy candidates
- No Sheeples Here: Lt. Col. Allen West: Oxygen For The Soul
- Nice Deb: Another week, another great group of candidates…
Took a road trip yesterday and found what might be the highway Bob Dylan sang of in Highway 61 Revisited. We didn’t see no killin’ though.

Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”
God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?”
God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says, “Out on Highway 61”
Here’s southeast Texan, Johnny Winter’s version…
R.S. McCain is forthcoming with TMI today, or as a friend of mine likes to call it, “overshare.”
I’m blogging completely naked from a posh suite at the fabulous Venetian Resort Hotel?
*shudder*
I really wish I hadn’t read that, but since I did, you must now be subjected to the same mental torture, in keeping with the current regime’s mantra of sharing the wealth and spreading the pain.
After all, this is an equal opportunity blog.
OK, wash your mind out with a couple pictures of Bobbi Billard.
Have I mentioned Rule 5?
Shamelessly stolen from RightKlik:
Dear Rush,
You’ve said that we should nationalize every House and Senate race in 2010. Well, I want to let you know that there is a small but growing group of bloggers who are trying to do just that. The effort is called Ten Buck Fridays.
Ten Buck Fridays is a small-d democratic moneybomb project of the patriotic blogosphere. Back in May, a blogger called Conscientiously Conservative declared her intent to donate $10 to a different worthy national Congressional candidate each week, and the concept is spreading across the web.
Each week, voters decide which conservative Congressional candidate needs their support the most, and everyone is encouraged to donate what they can to the winner. There is no middleman, no national committee; anyone motivated to donate sends their support to the candidates directly. The poll that closed last Friday morning was carried on 60 blogs and received over 2000 votes…
As of now, at least 65 blogs have helped to spread the word about Ten Buck Fridays, and over 2,600 people voted in this week’s poll!
- ElRushbo@eibnet.com
- http://www.hannity.com/contact
- marklevin.show@citcomm.com
- http://boortz.com/more/email_boortz.html
- info@amatotalk.com
- hugh@hughhewitt.com
- Proof Positive: Thank you for your vote and for supporting conservative candidates to take back our country.
- The Conservative Lady: It’s encouraging to see so many good, conservative candidates throughout this country.
- Maggie’s Notebook: Thank you for helping us unseat Rep. Jim Oberstar, an 18-term congressman.
- Conservative Hideout 2.0: Remember to mention Ten Buck Fridays.
- Before It’s News: A donation of $10 from every voter would send a nice money bomb to Mr. Cravaack
- ResistNet: Chip is running against an 18-term Democrat
- No Sheeples Here: Ten Buck Friday — Chip Cravaack Edition
- Reaganite Republican: The idea is to make the donations online, directly to the candidate.
- SGP: I am proud to be helping out in this effort.
- Lilac Sunday: The consequences of inaction are clear
- Free Republic: While $10 is great, $20 is even better.
- The Camp of the Saints: It’s Don’t Buy A Pie Day, ‘Cause It’s Ten Buck Friday!
- Randy’s Roundtable: He is going after an 18 term DemocRAT incumbent
- JBlog Central: Ten Buck Friday Blogs Send Their Bucks to Chip Cravaack
- Fuzzy Logic: You know the drill, Patriots, fork over some cash for America’s future.
What a great band and vocalist.


















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